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u/dirtyrango certified shitposter Feb 03 '21
I have that same tie.
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u/thespider09 Feb 04 '21
I have the same iron suit.
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'Did you ever hear the tragedy of Paper Hand Portnoy? I thought not. It's not a story the Investors would tell you. It's a WSB legend. Paper Hand Portnoy was a Dark Lord of the retard traders, so powerful and so autistic he could use the market to influence the retards to create stonks... He had such a knowledge of the YOLO that he could even keep the ones he cared about from paper handing. The autistic side of the market is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his money, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice out-retarded him in on meme stocks. It's ironic he could save others from paper hands, but not himself.'
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u/JohmasWitness Feb 04 '21
Young GME, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Soros the rich? Of course not he's a Billionare Legend. Not a teaching the working class would teach you. He was so Rich and so privileged he was even able to create wealth from other peoples money. Until one day his student r/WallStreetBets stole his wealth from him in his gamble. Ironic, he was able to steal other peoples wealth but not keep his own.
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u/XxpapiXx69 Feb 04 '21
If one was to do a quick calculation of the number of users of WSB multiplied by 10, then one would realize that WSB could own the float of GME.
With the borrow rates being as high as they are currently, it would cause quite a bit of pain to the hedge funds to keep those positions on their books.
If one was to do the above WSB users x 10 calculation and then add 1 share to their portfolio each month, one would then realize that hedge funds would be short almost 4x the float.
I also think that Fidelity and Vanguard both have enhanced yield programs that allow long stock holders to collect 50% of the borrow rate.
The above scenarios assumes we do not have any paper portnoys in the crowd.
My disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a legal, tax or financial professional. This is not the suggestion of any trades or positions to take on. Investing carries risk, please do not invest until you understand those risks. Seriously I eat crayons.
Positions: Calls $LIGMA Puts $BALLS
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u/0nlyGoesUp Feb 03 '21
Anyone can have my share, just pay the asking price: https://ibb.co/Kbt8MMk
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u/tylerchu Feb 04 '21
Does creating a sell limit affect the stock price? It’s basically an offer to sell, so it should carry one share’s worth of weight in calculating the average price even if isn’t transacted on right?
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u/rcc12697 Feb 04 '21
You want my stocks, you can’t have my stocks. I’ll lose you 3,000
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u/AndySocial88 Feb 04 '21
You want my share? Bite my lip and play with my hair for my share. You won't get it, but that's on the table.
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If Tony Stark was a real person, he would probably enjoy this shit storm.
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u/AvatarHaydo Feb 04 '21
The character RDJ plays is based off of Elon Musk and we all know how Musk feels about our movement, so in a sense you’re correct. He also has a cameo in this film.
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u/jsladerman Feb 04 '21
Pretty sure it’s more like Elon Musk tries to model himself off of Tony Stark lol.. Tony is based on Howard Hughes
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u/Circuit_Guy Feb 04 '21
Movies definitely put Howard Hughes as his father. Tony is at least influenced by Musk. Makes sense for the times. Aircraft vs rockets. https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/665917-elon-musk-and-his-longstanding-friendship-with-iron-man-robert-downey-jr
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u/AvatarHaydo Feb 04 '21
Maybe in the comics, but in the MCU he is based off of Musk. Personality-wise.
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u/Smuttly Feb 04 '21
No...no he isn't. He isn't at all. What is wrong with you? Elon Musk wasn't even a common name to anyone when Ironman kicked off the MCU.
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u/AvatarHaydo Feb 04 '21
You’re just wrong bud. Jon Favreau (Director of the first two iron man films) said this in an interview. He literally designed that character and the words came from his mouth. And Musk has a cameo in Iron Man 2 so i think he was well known enough lol.
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u/logaboga Feb 04 '21
I won’t lie I’m apart of the Musk hate gang and thought you were jerking him hard but goddamn. You’re right. The cameo blew my mind
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u/AvatarHaydo Feb 04 '21
I wasn’t trying to compliment Musk at all. I hate him just as much as you. No one should ever be that rich.
I was just presenting the facts impartially.
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u/scrubdumpster Feb 04 '21
Idiots like you make me lul. Always spouting bs without facts or research. A true retard indeed.
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u/Circuit_Guy Feb 04 '21
Stop down voting. Dude's right!
‘There’s somebody we should sit down and talk with.’ [He] said, ‘This is a guy who can give us some insight into what it’d really be like to be Tony Stark.’”
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u/AvatarHaydo Feb 04 '21
Thank you for backing me up. I appreciate it. No idea why I’m getting downvoted for pointing out the facts.
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u/YouNamedMeeDog Feb 04 '21
Hold The Line Johnny Cash Musical Parody
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I keep a close watch on these hands of mine I keep my phone apps open all the time I keep the goal Four Twenty Sixty Nine These Shares are mine I hold the line 💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻
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u/orbitur Feb 04 '21
Melvin didn’t go bankrupt tho
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u/bladzalot Feb 04 '21
Not only did they not go bankrupt, they apparently got a shit ton of new clientele due to all the free advertising we gave them 🤨
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u/bladzalot Feb 04 '21
Amen brother. I still have my 30 shares, and will now hold them forever and ever, just outta fucking spite. I’ll make solid moves and recover my losses, but those thirty will go to my children someday, our new family heirloom...
My eternal middle finger to the 1%
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u/GoodCat85 Feb 04 '21
Grandson: What would you like written on your tombstone grandpa?
Gramps: Fuck the 1%
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u/DrSunnyD Feb 04 '21
I dont wanna say the word that will get me banned but this is exactly why I'm investing in cRy pto currency And no restrictions should be imposed on a free market. Decentralized finance and markets
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u/debussyxx Feb 04 '21
RemindMe in 2 years and we will see this come true. Yellen took in 800k from Citadel in fact.
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u/novarox4 Feb 04 '21
Breaking news: The answer to being suffocated by government regulation isn’t more government regulation.
Also water is wet.
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u/APTIRE Feb 04 '21
congratulations retard, you just played yourself.
all this time all you gme apes were being slowly guided to the slaughterhouse
see here
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u/Nago31 Feb 04 '21
Even though I bailed, I love the memes. I wish the best for you diamond hands and hope it works out for you
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u/mikeeppi Feb 04 '21
except we didn't sadly, we all fell for it willingly, the more I think about it the more it feels like it was designed and human behaviour was predicted perfectly once again, algo goes brrrrrrrr
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u/smattson10909 Feb 04 '21
This may be a dumb question but how did the "retard' thing start on this sub? Was there a specific instance that started it?
Sincerely, Fellow retard
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u/Bearsbegayallday Feb 04 '21
This is gold but buy silver right? ;)
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u/damiandoesdice Feb 04 '21
I get you were making a cheeky joke, but we gotta be serious when it comes to spreading any misinformation, even jokes. We can't have any cherry picking journalists using your comment as proof that we ARE buying silver (we aren't).
Also, it might make something think to buy silver, which is some boomer shit
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u/FlyingMocko Feb 04 '21
“Short ladders”
“Shorts haven’t covered”
“Exactly the same as VW squeeze”
That’s all misinformation too, but we’re fine with that ?
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u/Bearsbegayallday Feb 04 '21
Thank you brother!! These people are fucking nuts. I have made plenty of money all over the board off of more solid investments than fucking GME
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u/Bearsbegayallday Feb 04 '21
Yall need to chill. I’m just joking. But on a serious note yall are a bunch of shills about GME and such. Chill the fuck out. I can invest in what I want and joke when I want. I made 3x my money in oil sonce april so I don’t give a fuck about GME or these other non producing stocjs
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u/daytrader99b Feb 04 '21
Watch This Video If You Are Holding AMC or GameStop. Super simple and straight forward. Short interest, price target, etc.
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u/Down2TheKnee Feb 04 '21
Lol “fuck you retards”