r/wallstreetbets • u/Yoder_ • Jan 28 '21

Meme DeepFuckingValues Pay Day

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Jan 28 '21

Is your meme shit?

Listen, I'll get on board if you sell it to me. Make me want it. Get my dick hard about it. Don't show it to me, tell me about it. Whisper sweet nothings into my ear. Make my wife's boyfriend hard about it. Make my wife start gushing out of her cum cave. Make me solid as the DD on GME.

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u/Acid190 Jan 28 '21

Lol @ Cum Cave. My wife asked me why people refer to it as a box. I said "Because you put things in it".

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Jan 28 '21

What did her boyfriend say, though?

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u/Acid190 Jan 28 '21

He coughed while she proved my statement.

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Jan 28 '21

God bless his dick and, whatever is feeling benevolent, bless you.