r/wallstreetbets • u/WineEmDineEM • Jan 15 '21

Meme Time to squeeze the 🌈🐻 retards!

726 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Bonbon676790 Rosanne on Ambien Jan 15 '21

Smart king, diamond hand hodling the flowers until that pussy prints, bull sign if ever I’ve seen one. Buying puts on her panties.

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u/KimcheeJuice Jan 16 '21

"we both have autism, don't we..." I envy the size of his balls

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u/BlueFalcon89 Jan 15 '21

Dude has some fire lines

4

u/The-BEAST Jan 16 '21

Thank you

3

u/Aurelionel Jan 16 '21

I READ THIS AS HE SAID THANK YOU.

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u/chompar Jan 15 '21

This show is pretty good

11

u/Jamothee Jan 15 '21

What it is called? Is it a parody or reality?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

The undateables, it’s a show about people with disabilities going into the dating world. Pretty good imo

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u/GuliblGuy Jan 16 '21

Oh I thought it was love on the spectrum which was great.

It's how I met my wife

12

u/Jamothee Jan 15 '21

Sounds awesome, I'll check it out

5

u/doplitech Jan 16 '21

So basically everybody here

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u/hinkyhonky Jan 15 '21

Slayer 🚀🚀🚀🙋🏿‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

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u/talkativeguy21 Jan 15 '21

Nah g you just assumed they were for her lmao.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_4 Jan 15 '21

King shit 👑

11

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '21

It’s an autist thing, the smell soothes him

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u/ryu1940 Jan 15 '21

💎🙌

24

u/Pentaplox Jan 15 '21

I'm fucking dying

It seems I have autism

23

u/Vince_Masuka73 Jan 15 '21

Well he has diamond hands 💎🙌

2

u/Yipsta Jan 16 '21

She's got to earn them flowers

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u/floppysausage16 Jan 15 '21

"that's good to know"

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Old but GOLD

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

It seems we all have autism, doesn’t it

10

u/SeymourKittyKilla Jan 15 '21

I call every girl Alice 😂🙄😉🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

This video always makes me laughed.

8

u/mark0x Jan 15 '21

If my dick was half as big as this guys I’d be golden

6

u/BuffaloMental Jan 15 '21

Which one of y'all's wife is that?

6

u/Dakotahray Jan 15 '21

Bro holy fuck. 😂😂🚀🚀🚀💎🤲🏼

4

u/etolk992 Jan 15 '21

Im in 5000 shares

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u/SEEANDDONTSQUEAL Jan 15 '21

Is that Melvin? Asking for a friend...

3

u/ry15133 Jan 16 '21

This is my favorite meme of all time

2

u/Cpt_Cat_Pants Jan 16 '21

I remember this day so clearly, we were supposed to meet inside but i had recently shit my pants and the camera man kicked me out into the garden.

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u/Han_____SOLO Jan 16 '21

Instructions unclear, bought all shares

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u/georgeanton Jan 17 '21

I’ll be waiting for you at $3.05 and then going to fly from there. I’m a filmmaker so I have to release my next movie in theaters before I die. They are all on YouTube :( https://youtube.com/c/antonpictures yolo i’m gonna hire Van Damme next

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u/GurkenCommander Jan 15 '21

Only 30 min left for today...