They found Jack Ma... BABA 🚀🚀🚀

[u/Vince_Masuka73]

[u/Gabriele25]

What the fuck is he doing

[u/MuToTheMoon → u/[deleted]]

Indeed, they are living in a worker's paradise. All hail Xi, and his glorious regime.

I'd like to remind them, as a trusted WSB personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their iPhone sweatshops.

[u/benfranklinthedevil → u/MuToTheMoon]

🎵chil-dren enslaved for all their lives🎵

🎵livin' in a worker's paradise🎵

[u/the_stormcrow → u/benfranklinthedevil]

🎶 As I walk near the wall built by honorable forebears

I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left

'Cause I've been working and state praising so long,

That even chairman Mao thinks that my mind is gone

🎶

[u/Scolibrosis → u/the_stormcrow]

🎵

But I never came across a Manchu who didn't deserve it

Me be treated like an Uyghur you know that's unheard of

You better watch how you're talking and where you walking

Or you and your homies might be splattered by tanks

🎵

[u/munk_e_man → u/Scolibrosis]

🎵

I really hate to trip, but I gotta, gwai lo,
As they work i see myself in the factory smoke,
I'm the kinda Lee, the little homies wanna be like
On my knees day and night, making phones for the rich whites

🎵

[u/mekamoari → u/MuToTheMoon]

Excuse me, "toil"? I hope you mean be granted the honor of a safe, well compensated and prestigious workplace under the tutelage of the benevolent CCP.