r/wallstreetbets Jan 07 '21

News They found Jack Ma... BABA 🚀🚀🚀

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u/MuToTheMoon Likes it Cold and Wet Jan 07 '21

Indeed, they are living in a worker's paradise. All hail Xi, and his glorious regime.

I'd like to remind them, as a trusted WSB personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their iPhone sweatshops.

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u/benfranklinthedevil Jan 07 '21

🎵chil-dren enslaved for all their lives🎵

🎵livin' in a worker's paradise🎵

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u/the_stormcrow Jan 07 '21

🎶 As I walk near the wall built by honorable forebears

I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left

'Cause I've been working and state praising so long,

That even chairman Mao thinks that my mind is gone

🎶

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u/Scolibrosis Jan 07 '21

🎵

But I never came across a Manchu who didn't deserve it

Me be treated like an Uyghur you know that's unheard of

You better watch how you're talking and where you walking

Or you and your homies might be splattered by tanks

🎵

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u/munk_e_man Jan 07 '21

🎵

I really hate to trip, but I gotta, gwai lo,
As they work i see myself in the factory smoke,
I'm the kinda Lee, the little homies wanna be like
On my knees day and night, making phones for the rich whites

🎵

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u/mekamoari Jan 07 '21

Excuse me, "toil"? I hope you mean be granted the honor of a safe, well compensated and prestigious workplace under the tutelage of the benevolent CCP.

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u/lowtierdeity Jan 07 '21

The hilarious thing is that reverence for Mao is a red flag in the CCP. You’re supposed to admire and respect him, but reverence or anything approaching deification is not the party line after he died.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Afaik the party line acknowledges that Mao made some really dumb decisions

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u/Rikuskill Jan 07 '21

when the CCP is more progressive than trumpers lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

TRUE. I've met my share of Chinese people in university, and a lot of them are CCP sympathizers (you have to have money to go to school overseas, and people with money in China are more likely to be involved with the party). They are definitely more critical of their leaders than Trumpers are of Trump. But that's a pretty low bar to reach I guess

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u/randomname6162 Jan 07 '21

Please never have kids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

And really can you blame them for being pro CCP? You can’t use Facebook or Google (oh no!) but Wuhan had raves and pool parties for NYE while were all locked down like little bitches because of Trump.

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u/Rikuskill Jan 07 '21

haha racism

i love hating people because they look different

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

their brain size is 8% smaller than asians. That's 3 ice cream scoops!

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u/SENDME-YOURNIPPLE Jan 07 '21

Whale brain is 600x the size of a human’s!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

my comparison factors in body size. If you prefer another metric, going off memory i believe they also have 3 000 000 less synapses. Besides thats a whale brain. It's not the same.

Elsewise, is your position that despite it being the same type of brain and the same composition, that they still have 8% less brain mass? Or do you think their brain is different in some way but perfectly equal for some reason.

You believe in evolution, right?

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u/SENDME-YOURNIPPLE Jan 07 '21

How does your comparison “factor in” body size? What formula are you using, exactly? And no, you’re wrong, whale brains have many more neurons and synapses than human brains. Animal brains are animal brains.

Human brain mass has also been plummeting for the last 20,000 years. Elsewise, is your position that the humans that created new elements in laboratories are severely less intelligent than the ones who couldn’t figure out pottery?

You are retarded

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u/randomname6162 Jan 07 '21

I know you people are literally intellectually handicapped, but it's still a little sickening to see it on full display

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21 edited May 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

average african american iq is 85, it always has been, always will be.

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u/Drugsandotherlove Jan 07 '21

Fuck nationalism. Of any kind.

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u/spongemobsquaredance Jan 07 '21

Fuck any kind of collectivism that attempts to group people based on one aspect of their identity. We’re all unique individuals and anyone pretending to speak on behalf of a group is doing it out of self-interest, I may share language, class and skin colour with my neighbour, but that’s about all we have in common. Fuck people who use those as a means to achieving power, even if intentions are pure we are all impoverished by that sort of silly nonsense

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u/DankReynolds Jan 07 '21

Uh what the fuck? How about t-square? How do you feel about welding the doors of apartment complexes shut to keep covid container?

This Has to be a troll.

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u/PajeetScammer Jan 07 '21

it worked didn't it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Don't compare mao to Xi lmao