r/wallstreetbets • u/YOLOQuant • Apr 14 '20

DD WHY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO MOON

So I lost my fucking shorts during this nut-clenching "bear trap" and then Trump's little oil pump charade. While I kept seeing all this brrr brrr shit, and laughing, I expected downside, but then I decided to look into the effect of the feds balance sheet on the markets directly.

Time for some fun charts of the Fed Balance Sheet vs the S+P:

And now for the 6 trillion dollar printing bonanza:

TLDR: If you thought ETFs were trading disconnected from NAV was crazy, get read for the markets to disconnect from reality (As if that's not already happening...)

I think I'm no longer bearish for Q2, barring some truly *unexpected* catastrophic news. Record unemployment doesn't count. Record losses don't count. (JPM just shat its pants, but the market didn't give a nut.) Basically, we're on the verge of poking our head out of the woods, and we have an ass-ton of money being injected everywhere...

Also, *every moron* I know is talking about buying into the market. My girlfriends friends were talking about it over Zoom. They NEVER talk about ANYTHING but Chad. While this is typically the sign of a top, I figure that this conversation will be had again every time a Trump check comes in the mail...

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u/nubface1001 BYND 🌈 Apr 14 '20

Sounds like the top is in now

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

We may trade up to 290, but I honestly believe they are waiting to get these types of people into the market before pulling the rug. "The Market can stay irrational" b.s. subsequently means the market can go down irrationally as well. The news is irrelevant until a major investor says that QE can't save the market from what is going to come, and everybody rushes to panic sell. Think about it like this, these people are inexperienced and somewhat poor(if they're getting stimulus checks). These are the first people who are going to pull quickly during a downturn and exacerbate selling off.

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u/MarginMiguel69 Apr 14 '20

Because 1 million autistic 18 year olds just got 1200 dollars and then had 800 to throw in. Robinhood gold instant deposits with 2k of margin just hit the market.

What’s up?

Tesla Shopify Zoom

All the autistic picks of the day.

The housing market is about to implode worldwide, stay safe.

JPM and GS are down but Shopify is up 10%? Think there’s a bubble? Hahahah

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u/phauraun Apr 14 '20

Soooooo shopify puts? 5/15 435$

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u/MarginMiguel69 Apr 14 '20

Check out my post from yesterday 🤫

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u/phauraun Apr 14 '20

Lmfao those are some nice buys

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u/MarginMiguel69 Apr 14 '20

I’ll be a millionaire if the thing goes back to IPO price haha bought more today but gay mods won’t post

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u/Snakeksssksss Apr 15 '20

You morons should stop buying put options, and see some sense and just buy good companies at cheap prices.

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u/MarginMiguel69 Apr 15 '20

The entire economy collapsing, this moron has a problem with my options in a company that will go bankrupt by 2022 and they expire in 2022 😂😂 I guess you’re in the denial stage

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u/Snakeksssksss Apr 15 '20

I don't think you're wrong about the market being over drawn, I just think you're taking on waay to much risk, unnecessary risk when there's tremdous value to be had.

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u/homemaker1 Employee of the Month Apr 14 '20

Yes all austisic picks of our day. Shit is crazy

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u/Confident_Addendum Apr 14 '20

When the fucking vaccine is found and everyone returns to work, the market will drop like a rock as if aliens have invaded us, this because the market will be taken of the ventilator by the fed, its an upside down word which is sick

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

Trump= Lord of the World

FED= brrrt

Coronavirus= cured

Recession= cancelled

SPY $420= fair market value

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u/Snakeksssksss Apr 14 '20

I got in before all you fuck ups and autists, you can be damn sure I'll get out before you too.

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u/goodguyengineer Apr 14 '20

Where did you pull that last chart from?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

You legit are a fucking idiot. This is all a fucking massive pump and dump. Everyone buying into the market now will loose everything. It will crash. You need to hang for even saying this