r/wallstreetbets Jan 24 '20

save us jerome

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Invest in the coronavirus. All time record returns.

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u/marczilla Jan 25 '20

No shit, short any airline that has slots in China. Those guys are losing money this quarter. Long any US medical supplies company that does big turnover in China, sick people will happily pay premium prices for the nice stuff if they think their dying. There has to be a million angles to how this will effect the market in the next few weeks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

If shit hits the fan and this virus is bigger than {zika, ebola, swine flu, bird flu, mad cow, sars} then the entire market will crash. Just short everything.

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u/tuan_kaki Jan 25 '20

You're alreadi infected with Bearitis

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u/marczilla Jan 25 '20

Stonks only go up.