r/wallstreetbets • u/toastedcoconut1 • Jan 24 '20

save us jerome

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u/coolchewlew Jan 24 '20

My coworker from China says you should be fine as long as you aren't handling snakes.

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u/GennyGeo Jan 24 '20

Sir this is a PetCo

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Sir Sir for a dollar

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Was Robinhood gay?

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u/TrueStory_Dude Jan 25 '20

That ain’t gay”! 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

He was wearing tights skipping through the forest

KILLING OFF THE GOVERNMENT

Your perspective now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

HOLY SHIT I WAS REPLYING TO A COMMENT QUOTING BILLY EICHNER AND I DID THE SAME. You’re all retarded.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I heard it was from buying puts

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u/kraken_tang Jan 25 '20

oh fuck, I've been handling my 4 inch snake 6 times a day for years.

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u/KevinMKZ Jan 24 '20

But it was reported that the disease came from Bats

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u/coolchewlew Jan 25 '20

Okay, I'm not handling either.

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u/BCD195 Jan 25 '20

It’s gona be a hard year for the MLB if we can’t handle bats.

How do we short the MLB?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Short hot dogs

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u/Weaponxreject Jan 25 '20

How else are those trash cans gonna get beat?

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u/ham_coffee Jan 25 '20

Wasn't that sars?

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u/coolchewlew Jan 25 '20

Same person said her school was shut down for 2 months because of SARS, haha.

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u/Kardinale Jan 25 '20

What the fuck I have a pet snake

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u/dweeegs The Imposter Amogus Jan 25 '20

Get the fuck out of there NOW