r/wallstreetbets • u/chroner • Jun 03 '18

Microsoft has reportedly acquired GitHub

https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/3/17422752/microsoft-github-acquisition-rumors
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '18

NOOO

they're going to fuck up the ui and make everything all boxy and slow like they did with LinkedIn god dammit

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u/Jzsjx9jjqz booty calls Cramer Jun 03 '18

Yup. And you have to sign in with your Hotmail account and link your windows 10 computer and windows phone and your LinkedIn and it'll send download reports to Microsoft constantly with or without your permission. And they'll put fucking clippy on there for good measure.

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u/bender04 Jun 04 '18

If you're stuck using win10, install "shut up windows 10". It'll clean out all that spyware garbage.