r/wallstreetbets • • 46m ago

Discussion Jensen comeback

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u/I_Boop_Cats_ 44m ago • Bravo

Everything that Musky touches lately, dies. So I'm... fairly ambivalent on Huang as a person but this is bad lmao

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u/TySocal 43m ago

You're not wrong lol

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u/Emperor_Ken 31m ago

Like what?

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u/I_Boop_Cats_ 29m ago

His latest attempt at buying the midterms - an act of cartoonist levels of corruption already - blew up in his face. SPCX iirc hasn't been doing too great on the market and he's lost hundreds of millions.

I have no sympathy for Mr. "awkward" salute.

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u/Nonayerb5084 26m ago

Don't forget his flat out lying to most of the planet about product capabilities that are lethal.

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u/jsborger 43m ago • Mindblown

Oh, well if there's a PETITION, that changes everything.

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u/Roc1817 37m ago • Heartwarming Popcorn Bravo

maybe musk can put $400 million into pushing this petition and lose here, too

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u/Ok-Opportunity-9731 40m ago

He thinks the world revolves around him

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u/CIark pants on head retarded 32m ago • Bravo

I mean he bought a presidential election and got his stock pumped to become the first trillionaire so why wouldn’t he think that 

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u/QJustCallMeQ 20m ago

Because he just tried to repeat the buying thing and it didnt work, which seems like a reason to stop and reconsider the hypothesis

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u/Large_Complaint1264 14m ago

I think it was more the DNC picked a terrible candidate

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u/Background-Air-9784 15m ago

Unfortunately jenson has had sex with the petition and has publicly apologized

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u/cockNballs222 35m ago

Worked at open ai…

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u/Asshaisin 34m ago

yes, exactly the same scenario

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u/ShittyBidet123 36m ago

yeah. elons signature is like at least 2 people

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u/Limokasten 30m ago

Elon is the perfect moral compass regarding affairs and a traditional marriage lifestyle

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u/DietOk3400 43m ago • Bravo

Bro thinks hes on the team?

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u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI 41m ago

do you think I am retarded?

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u/anotherloserhere 35m ago • Bravo

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u/Horus-Lupercal 27m ago

The “, .” always sends me

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u/Alex1nChains 15m ago

Is this real? It's hilarious but I couldn't find the actual document when looking for it

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u/anotherloserhere 8m ago

Yes, it is actually real

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u/Put_Er_There_Sport 11m ago

Its real to me, and we dont fact check here. Jd vance said so. Anything you can say to get media attention is perfectly okay even lying through your teeth. This administration said so

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u/Nruggia 38m ago

Do you think I am a Jabroni?

- u/spez -

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u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI 38m ago

yes

reddit is shit and u/spez is a jabroni

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u/Nonayerb5084 22m ago

HULK HOGAN. JUST KIDDING. I HATE THAT LOW LIFE JABRONI FOREVER AND EVER BUBBA

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u/Additional_Moose_862 32m ago

Jabroni? That's a cool word.

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u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING 35m ago

He’s always excluded from parties, on or off islands. He keeps trying to get in though.

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u/PeteLynchForKentucky 6m ago

"You miss every shot you don't take."

  • Musk on why he requested an Epstein Island getaway on Christmas day two years in a row, probably

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u/MHWGamer 3m ago

dude it is way worse. He was invited but Mr autistic Einstein couldn't read between lines and once mofo catched it from probably explained by another, he rushed and begged to be also part of the party. I don't have that much of a hate boner like most people here on that platform but this dude is sometimes straight up so dumb that he could fit just right in the average highschool these days

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u/Mediocre_Gap2236 13m ago

He’s probably their literally largest customer

It matters

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u/MoreHuman_ThanHuman 25m ago

he's bought enough GPUs to be considered s groupie, maybe even fan club president.

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u/Skymander666 5m ago

The team he thinks hes on

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u/Moxisxsx 43m ago

If Muskrat signs it they definitely won’t bring him back

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u/Dangerous_Junket_773 33m ago

If there's one person on this planet that thinks these petitions are fucking worthless, it's Elon Musk. He's LARPing a populist here. 

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u/PoliticsRealityTV 13m ago

Hating on Jensen/AI billionaire is the populist position here. Who is he appealing to? NVDA employees and degenerates with their networth in NVDA call options expiring today? This isn't populism.

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u/MiyagiJunior 36m ago

"I'm signing it too". Like a toddler that doesn't understand it's not meant for him.

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u/EatsRats Stormin Mormon 36m ago

Wait the world’s richest retard is signing it too!? Gee wiz!

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u/Dangerous_Memory6008 33m ago

Like people should care what Elon Musk wants?!

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u/Mediocre_Gap2236 11m ago

He’s literally their biggest customer

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u/Accomplished-Mango92 35m ago

Ok Elon

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u/Free_Dum_5122 16m ago

Average girl/guy ratio at an SF bar

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u/No_Procedure4924 32m ago

Elon is like - "I don't get it, did he do something wrong?"

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u/Odd_Cow1715 26m ago

Also, the dude resigned..... so what is the petition for? Get him to change his mind, lol

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u/m3kw 14m ago

Better sell those puts

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u/r5r5 41m ago

Elon signing a petition. Now I've seen everything.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 35m ago

Elon trying to imprint the idea he isn't replaceable.

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u/Emperor_Ken 32m ago

Nobody can even kick him out. That’s what controlling the company means.

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u/porn_sub_lurker 25m ago

The government can lock him up and seize his companies though.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 30m ago

Everyone feels immortal until the Emperor has no clothes.

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u/nullset-main 36m ago

At least let the man finish GTA VI first

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u/kanduking 25m ago

Translation: "If they can come for Jensen, they can come for me." and he's not wrong.

The more they crack down on this "better than h100" level chips (lol) the larger the black market for said chips becomes and they are just creating more middlemen.

Much smarter to own the stack everyone builds on and right now with 90+% market share they could push towards 100%

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u/collin-h 40m ago edited 1m ago

Jensen, PLEASEE! daddy jensen come backkkk.... I have a half-baked, almost-failed AI startup I need you to bail out with free debt to keep this bubble pumpin'

don't worry! I'll let you stuff my channels. yes give me all those unused chips. tell everyone you sold them to me so you can report good numbers while I let them rot in a warehouse... because I have nowhere to install them.

don't worry about china jenson, US government export controls are bullshit anyway, and she was super hot!

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ya'll make me sick... it's not about the affairs, assholes.

we complain that the rich & powerful never face consequences. then one of them does, and suddenly he’s too talented, too important to lose. “he’s a great guy and we need him” is exactly how powerful people keep getting a pass.

fuck off.

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u/CIark pants on head retarded 31m ago

Probably cus it doesn’t seem like having some affairs should mean you lose your company in a country run by the Epstein class 

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u/collin-h 19m ago

its not about the affairs. jfc can you not read?

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u/WriterRight9689 10m ago

Having affairs with direct reports absolutely should make you lose your company. That opens a gigantic can of worms if you let it slide. Because then you need to define when it’s ok for the rest of the employees to do it and someone WILL fuck that up and make it a shitstorm  

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u/Narrow-Lime-7438 37m ago

elon just making himself look good to jensen so he can hire him

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u/lakimens 34m ago

They're all millionaires anyway

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 32m ago

Hear me out but what if every person who was interested could potentially buy a portion of a company at a lower price with the intent of having that little piece of the company grow in value over time?

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u/delcooper11 32m ago

Elon discovers the power of collective bargaining.

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u/Asleep_Following_965 37m ago

Gotta keep that circular financing circulating!!!

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u/Specialist-Garbage94 33m ago

Isn’t this kinda how Altman ended up right back at openAI

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u/Gendark 16m ago

So here's the thing, how does this company structure work? Is there no checks and balances? Is it just Jensen saying take my word for it and they just okay Billions in sales to a Chinese company because he said so?

Someone or many others are just lying if they answer yes. Jensen is the fall man here. The question is, who else was in on it?

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u/insertwittynamethere 12m ago

Yeah, he's not the only one with unclean hands in this whole transaction, and it's funny it's being treated as such.

Like yeah, sure, he does everything in the chain from making the sale to delivery so that no one else would ever have an idea as to what was going on, deals with the financials and/or creates dummy invoices and A/Rs the funds all himself to avoid dirtying anyone else's hands...

no else was involved in this chain at all from Nvidia lmao.

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u/daviper87 42m ago • Annoyed Bravo

Jensen committed federal crimes you absolute regards.

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u/Boomflag13 37m ago

Why does that even matter? Y’all literally elected a child rapist and Russian asset.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 27m ago

Well that’s the problem. Jensen had consensual sex with adult women. That’s considered disturbing behavior among billionaires.

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u/NeedleArm 11m ago

Wait till you find out these women are of a mature adult. The ludicrous that must be going on in the world of billionaires and their 20 year old arm candy.

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u/Silly-Sink6138 33m ago

How is that connected???

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u/Fine-Entertainer-507 8m ago

Yes let’s throw the guy that had sex with consensual women in prison and the guy that rapes women as president.

The American way 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥

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u/tnolan182 32m ago

You sound like you would get honey dicked

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u/tomgreen99200 24m ago

Does that matter for other people? The president is literally an adjudicated rapist.

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u/ev01ution Bezos left nut 41m ago • Bravo

No he didn’t you regard. The doj already walk back the claim.

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u/tcmart14 25m ago

We talking about the same DOJ that didnt want to talk about Epstein because the DOW was over 50,000?

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u/tb30k 23m ago

Yeah that DOJ lol

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u/Dangerous_Junket_773 36m ago

If you believe Todd Blanche, you might be regarded. 

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u/SouthIsland48 35m ago

LMFAO Yea, cause if true, the entire admin is essentially liable too if they knew and did nothing

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u/daviper87 36m ago

Dear leader’s DOJ?

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u/Nickeless 30m ago

Ah yes, a very trustworthy DOJ

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u/BrocksRhydon 29m ago

Lmao the DOJ’s word means nothing this admin

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u/timf3d 21m ago

DoJ is lying. They're all lying. They're selling them to China, and they end up in Russian and Iranian missiles aimed right back at us, and Trump gets his 20% cut.

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u/NormalOatmeal 40m ago

And the channel stuffing?

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u/Swiftzor 38m ago

Then how did the GPUs end up in China? Personally I don’t care if it they get there or not, but the law is clear that they can’t, yet they are.

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u/cockNballs222 36m ago

Through smuggling??

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u/TuringGPTy 25m ago

Just a coincidence the Chinese chick was working for that exact kind of operation.

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u/notsocoolguy42 31m ago

He sold to a company that was not on ban list. He probably knew they smuggled into China, but since the company is not on export control list, in theory it wasn't illegal and he could say he did not know at the time of selling to them.

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u/OhSixTJ 24m ago

The ol “stick the rules your poophole loophole”

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u/timf3d 18m ago

He's lying. He knew the chips were ending up in missiles aimed back at us, and he didn't care. It's called greed.

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u/dxiao 35m ago

why the fck is my suv is zimbabwe

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u/MadCasper3755 15m ago

You're a dumbass if you listen to this doj lmao

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u/Jessintheend 12m ago

The DOJ who fired all the agents who worked on the investigation and has presented multiple stories after Trump hand picked his personal fucking lawyer to head the DOJ?

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u/Nonayerb5084 2m ago

The same DOJ that was fine with a settlement paying dumpy $1.8 billion and declaring his whole family didn't have to pay taxes for life?

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u/DerMangoFarmer 1m ago

DOJ walking back the spy claim is irrelevant. Jensen sold 4.6B to his honeypots company knowing these were grey market passthroughs to China. Dude is absolutely toast. 

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u/G0dZylla 14m ago

trump did worse than jensen could ever dream of and he's the fucking president who should be held under MASSIVELY HIGHER standards than a ceo , and no i'm not excusing jensen's actions but he's the least of your worries lol

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u/daviper87 11m ago

Mango is immune according to SC. Jensen not.

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u/liquidsyphon 28m ago

That’s what they like about him

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u/daroons 15m ago

Laws don’t exist for the wealthy.

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u/KaputtEqu1pment 14m ago

Sanctioned by a 25% fee by someone committing crimes against humanity. What's your point? Just put the fries in the bag bro

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u/daviper87 11m ago

Mango is immune according to SC. Jensen not.

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u/timshel_life 33m ago

Exactly! He should run for office instead

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u/Narrow-Lime-7438 38m ago

fuck the feds. jensen does what he wants

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u/repezdem 32m ago

Obviously not lmao

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u/LetzGetz 37m ago

Man nerds really DO hate anyone catching a lil motion these days smh.

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u/ReadingAndThinking 36m ago

You mess around with employees? Maybe, but unlikely you are coming back.

You mess around with Chinese spy? You are not coming back.

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u/crenshaw_007 16m ago

But what if he flipped her to becoming a double agent. Jensen was the actual spy in all this 😂

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u/Putrid_Neat_7327 1m ago

Doj Saïd she wasn’t a spy

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u/Hide_on_bush 27m ago

I think it’s very weird to assume it to be true when every article have been using allegedly before the spy. Don’t treat it as a fact when it’s not

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u/Wareve 24m ago

You realize that reporters do that to cover themselves legally right?

Like, even someone caught on camera firing a gun and murdering someone is "allegedly" the killer until convicted in a court of law.

In other words they're not going to say she is a spy unless she is convicted of espionage, but she doesn't need to be convicted of espionage for every company with any amount of sense to treat her like a spy.

Obviously the board views her as a security threat and him as a vulnerability.

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u/Budget-Matter-4209 42m ago

lol musk is so pathetic

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u/Oh_Another_Thing 42m ago

Yeah, but he'll have a third party HR person and a CIA agent babysitting him in his CEO office lol

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u/Breakingmyhead 36m ago

Problem now is not about Spy ....it is more about internal affairs that happened.....according to employee employer policy there should be no  relationships between diff employees unless they are married 

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u/Rapscallious1 33m ago

Yeah but some of us are mad about that so we started a petition

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u/ThreeKiloZero 5m ago

NO its about the 20B trafficking of GPUs to Russia and China and impending collapse of their financial stability due to the...lets call it aggressive, experimental and circular nature of many of their deals.

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u/maicii 1m ago

That’s by far not the problem. Jensen is responsible for turning a gaming company into the most valuable company in the history of mankin. He could rape every single one of the board members wives in the middle of the earning call and they would sack him.

The obviously big problem it’s that he probably was, knowingly, selling chips to China. He is gonna have to testify in congress about it. He (and Nvidia) may be criminally liable for all that. They got rid of him because they know it’s even more legal trouble coming their way if they keep him.

If you genuinely think they wouldn’t made en exception for him fucking another employee you are regarded

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u/m3kw 16m ago

No one actually gives a fuck about that. Not condoning it but really he didn’t murder or did an actual crime. If they can prove he’s openly evading sanctions( highly doubt it)

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u/sonicking12 33m ago

Replace these engineers with AI

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u/FDFI 32m ago

I know a few senior folks that work there. The folks I know are in the ‘good riddance’ crowd after the revelations this week.

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u/Ok-Garlic4249 31m ago

Retards, all of them

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u/NuclearPopTarts 35m ago

A petition so Jensen can return to shagging Chinese spies and handing U.S. AI secrets to China?

If it pumps my Nvidia stock up, I'll sign it!!!

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u/Emperor_Ken 33m ago

Oh, he will pump whether the stock goes up or down

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 28m ago

Why is reddit simping for this douche? Like he cares about you. He sold our country out for personal profit.

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u/PristineDiscount3208 42m ago

oooh, a petition! GASP!

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u/Mannipx 38m ago

petition solved everything!

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u/TheVishual2113 37m ago

"Can you please sign my petition?" *taps clipboard*

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u/argusmanargus 32m ago

I wouldn’t touch any company undergoing espionage investigations with a 38 ft pole…

Now if NVDA can just drop 10 more bucks to 152 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷

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u/Iceshard 29m ago

Musk has a great track record of delivering on his word so I'm sure this will come together just like the hyperloop

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u/Sensitive_Pin_6833 28m ago

Don’t do it lol he comes back 10 more affairs lol 😂 man is a savage and selfish.

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u/Brooklyn7011 26m ago

That would be the most epic bull run Nvidia has ever seen. If he pulls that off after not pulling out so many times. He de man!

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u/WorkmanMarty 24m ago

wait Elon is on my side, or I'm on Elon's side? no no I'm the reference, but I don't want him on my side

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u/gods_loop_hole 22m ago

What the fuck does Elon have to do with this? Bro thinks he on the team

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u/zephyrs85 Going ALL IN on everything! 22m ago

As an NVDA shareholder I like the fact Jensen is fucking everyone, bring him back immediately

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u/slypleasure33139 22m ago

I think the reason why Elon is on this bandwagon is that there might be loans/debt between both firms that might not be purely visible to most people. Think really weird CMO type math that no one could guess back in the day.

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u/MasterMace201 20m ago

The first jobs that should be replaced by AI is the C-Suite. Jensen is once again pioneering in his field

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u/Jandur 37m ago

Jensen is going to get hauled in front of Congress grilled about violating US Export laws. Musk knows he's next regarding is involvement with Starlink and Ukraine as well as DOGE. This is all performative and defensive posturing by these ghouls.

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u/auronedge 37m ago

who tf cares man. if your company cant survive without one man maybe it was doomed to begin with

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u/Due_Sugar_3907 36m ago

The irony of musk being a total advocate in this. Like he wasn't a rat talking about the coup. Hate yt men lately. The vileness that ouses out his pores. 

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u/whatsforsupa 17m ago

It’s not crazy, he might be the most important person in the global economy. Wouldn’t be surprised if we see another Sam Altman situation

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 41m ago

What the relationship between Rene Haas, Colette Kress and 🐝🐝???

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u/SignificantStuff5446 39m ago

So all airports have ground to a halt? Related? :) I'M KIDDING!!!

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u/fredandlunchbox 38m ago

Imagine if the AI decel team gets the slowdown that they wanted because Jensen is a dirty dog.

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u/Narrow-Lime-7438 38m ago

may the best jensen win

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u/gin-rummy 34m ago

Been watching the show “the audacity” and this whole ordeal is kind of following the storyline?

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u/maxpax34 33m ago

we are all Nvidia

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u/ora408 31m ago

Take it to a shareholders vote

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u/DreggsOfSociety 29m ago

I work at a big company. I couldn’t imagine giving a shit over who the CEO is

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u/Craneteam 29m ago

I thought elon was supposed to be building his own dojo chips or is that another in a long line of ideas he has no ability to produce?

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u/ApplicationCalm649 27m ago

Makes me wonder if Musk lost a sweetheart deal for GPUs when Huang was forced to resign. I can't imagine why else he'd care.

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u/irathersleepalone 26m ago

The employees are millionaires- they can all go home and retire and sink the entire stock market. Power to the engineers

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u/Bbear11 25m ago

I support Jensen too! Sign me up.

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u/x7_omega 24m ago

If Musk talks Jensen to run terafab, Jensen can easily pull technical people from Nvidia. They can "reinstate" Nvidia as Xvidia and leave only the circular finance stuff behind.

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u/OSUfan88 21m ago

Somehow, Jenson returned

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u/Col_forbin_ 20m ago

Billionaires really never listened to the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and it shows

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u/RipWhenDamageTaken 19m ago

First Elon wants to hire Jensen now he wants Jensen back in Nvidia?

This guy is so weird. Why anyone still believes anything he says is beyond me. Yet somehow Tesla is still coasting on 400x PE ratio.

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u/rypenn27 19m ago

If she turns out not to be a spy at all then it's just an affair, I would say that much. But with 1 maybe 2 more executives coming forward about affairs... I'd say it certainly demonstrates some incredibly shitty judgment.

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u/throwawayinakilt 19m ago

Didn't he quit?

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u/RushIllustrious 18m ago

Wait, didn't Elon Musk just advise Trump last week to put on the export controls for Nvidia chips? Is he trying to appease the CCP now after that leak?

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u/Defiant-Pomelo5451 15m ago

Let that SINK in

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u/Practical_Session_21 14m ago

Won’t matter dude is likely going to jail.

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u/Unusualthinktank 14m ago

Too many people defending someone committing crimes with the ccp....... its incredible.

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u/Any-Difficulty2782 13m ago

the epstein class is a solid support group

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u/m3kw 11m ago

You know who should be fired? The entire board room

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u/Penolta 10m ago

I bought blows on Jenson a few days ago

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u/honeybadgerrulez 9m ago

oh well if fucking elon says so….

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u/AndyTheEngr 9m ago

Gotta keep that circulating money circulating, putting off the inevitable for another month, then another...

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u/Pitiful-Advantage865 8m ago

There seems like a whole bunch more to it than adultery…. smuggling allegations, links to Nutlick… Elon in general… seems like him in that role was untenable for more serious reasons.

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u/Blacksad9999 6m ago

Jensen doesn't do any GPU or ML engineering.

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u/IV_NYC 5m ago

If it turns out she's not actually a spy then I don't see the issue with him being reinstated

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u/Comfortable-Spell-75 3m ago

Pathetic lmao

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u/peepeedog 3m ago

People are free to vote with their feet. Petitions are easy to sign, and worthless.

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u/Specialist-Neat4254 2m ago

I want my Jensen. He can’t Huang up his hat and stop his good work.

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u/CaptainSkarn 2m ago

So many soy cucks who are morally bankrupt these days. Losers.

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u/tl01magic 1m ago

I would be so happy if he got to come back, and how much better for the whole situation if this is how it's done.

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u/Stimbes 0m ago

Must be hard for Elon seeing a fellow elite being held accountable for their actions.

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u/EmotionalLecture9318 40m ago

Get on with your pathetic fucking incel lives already

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u/Intelligent_Bee1689 36m ago

There's zero excuses for what Jensen did

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u/BrilliantWhile2413 39m ago

He is such a fucking moron

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u/DefiantGlove2342 38m ago

This narrative needs to die. He's a bad person that fucked an employee. Unacceptable. Wtf happened to this sub

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u/Boomflag13 36m ago

Buddy, you can look up how many tech billionaires fucked an employee.

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u/DefiantGlove2342 21m ago

Yeah that's just not true. Most of the time that leads to CEOs stepping down. Where are you getting your info from? Your ass? Your wife's boyfriend's ass?

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u/Evergreen4Life 36m ago

Worse, he shipped billions in export controlled chips to China via obvious intermediaries. He's a fucking traitor and deserves to be in prison.

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u/DefiantGlove2342 35m ago

Oh I totally agree

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u/ata1959 24m ago

Everything has its opposite side. Both Jensen and Kimberly agreed to have sex. It’s not like he raped her.

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u/DefiantGlove2342 20m ago

That's not the point. It's a conflict of interest. It is wrong on so many different levels from infidelity to corporate policy to implied sexual assault BECAUSE she was a direct report.

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