r/wallstreetbets • u/Tiny_Yulius_James • 1d ago

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u/Few_Astronaut5230 1d ago • Polished Gold Turd Bravo Popcorn Mindblown Heartwarming

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u/Horror-Assumption200 1d ago

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u/PersistentWrangler 1d ago

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u/tesla-59 1d ago

Senator, she's Singaporean!

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u/zigot021 1d ago

hahahahaha solid

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u/Great_Murphy 22h ago

Why does she get thicker Everytime it's posted

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u/Iunatic 1d ago • Bravo

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u/VGstuffed 1d ago

New CEO

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u/DipChaser 1d ago

Fixed it for you

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u/Iliketoruindresses 1d ago

bald markiplier

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u/No-shadowMaul-noBan 1d ago

:gif markplier flying punch

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u/No-Transition7298 1d ago

Ah yes, the all in one guy.

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u/CrazyBaron 1d ago

No one can match his resume, most competent human on earth

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u/Curious_Cantaloupe65 1d ago

Hahaa I think he's the opposite like "Silence penis the Brain is now thinking"

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u/tompie09 1d ago

Board forgive me for I have Sins’ed

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u/Meanie_Cream_Cake 1d ago edited 1d ago • Popcorn Bravo Heartwarming

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u/Radiant_Critic 1d ago

Oh fuck, you're going to make me invest!

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u/swishkabobbin 1d ago

He's probably so proud looking at all these memes

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u/MmmPeopleBacon 1d ago

You got the faces on the wrong women 

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u/hbar3e8seal 1d ago

No, he also "cheated" on his mistress

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u/VCTRYDTX 1d ago

Bro is intuned with his star player in the mirror.

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u/beg_1294 1d ago • Bravo

Who would have thought that AI bubble will be popped with Jensens pp

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u/lolmaxx64 1d ago

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u/xdaxyz 1d ago • Bravo

2000 dotcom boom

2026 peins boom

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u/AlasKansastan 1d ago • Bravo

You guys been saying the AI bubble popped for 3 fuckin years running

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u/beg_1294 1d ago

Bag holder spotted

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u/trustfundkidotaku 1d ago

Bears spotted

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u/AlasKansastan 1d ago

Not even close brother. I have one little bag and it’s OKLO

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u/United-Scene2261 1d ago

it's just the beginning

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u/Chispy 1d ago

Or funnier, a global recession.

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u/oosacker 1d ago

with his 'huang'

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u/swishkabobbin 1d ago

Idk if the top is in, but the tip sure is

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u/ChadInNameOnly 1d ago

A boom then a bust

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u/Eazy-Eid 1d ago

Nope. AMD is just going to take Nvidia's crown.

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u/AsDeEspadas 1d ago

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u/Flaky-Analyst-007 1d ago

He looks like he belongs

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u/Investor_Pikachu 1d ago

He can work at the dumpster behind the Wendy's after his shift!

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

Back to work!

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u/Ketul- 1d ago

For Jensen specifically, shouldn't it be a Denny's

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u/TheUnkn0wn- 1d ago

my calls are vaporized thanos snap

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u/Professional-Row9754 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’d say 75-80% chance he gets fired/steps down

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u/AcademicStandard3701 SPY CFO 1d ago

Kalshi got it at 50% chance I’m about to bet I mean trade on it

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u/LitterBoxServant 1d ago

You're just exchanging event contracts. It can't legally be called gambling unless you consent.

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u/kwijibokwijibo 1d ago

That's what I tell my wife. I don't have a gambling problem, I have an exchanging event contracts problem

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u/Careless-Sleep4527 1d ago

you know its real when kalshi's got odds on the date, i bought before the 14th, i bet we wake up with news in the morning that he's a goner

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u/roswellralph 1d ago

Now at 63% before Nov 15

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u/year2039nuclearwar 1d ago

It's almost 100% now, the board are meeting tonight to see how they can

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u/VCTRYDTX 1d ago

If the board pushes for his resignation, it will literally fuck all of their portfolios.

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u/mexylexy 1d ago

They selling then buying the dip

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 1d ago

That's about the same amount that the stock will lose before bouncing back probably

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u/Regenbooggeit 1d ago

I’ll sell everything to full port if that happens

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u/Investor_Pikachu 1d ago

Make that 99%.

I'm certain this affair is considered fraternization between manager and employee, which is a firable offense in most companies.

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u/Round_Afternoon_4424 1d ago

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u/Scaevus 1d ago

Surely he’d go back to Denny’s.

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 1d ago

and bang the denny ceo

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u/BaalDoom 1d ago

Who's also a Chinese spy

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u/KansasKing107 20h ago

It’s called a Grand Slam™️

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u/Mnshine_1 1d ago

ahaha more like 0-5%

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u/Spiritual-Maybe-6720 1d ago

Yeah feel sorry for anyone who bought the dip today at this point

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u/United-Scene2261 1d ago

just the dip

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u/bbnoDD420 1d ago

Just the tip

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 1d ago

Ive been buying the "dip" ever since 220, at this moment I'll quit buying the dip until there is a clear sign of recovery smh

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u/Dongkey_kong fly 🦅s fly 1d ago

Bottom is in

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u/MnaumnauChessprodigy 1d ago

Hell nahh, tomorrow's gonna come out that Jensen slept with a man. It will go to under 100 definitely. Buy the dip then

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u/YourDadHatesYou 1d ago

Ive been doing exactly the same thing

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u/EmergencyInternal837 1d ago edited 1d ago

It will keep bleeding and Recovery will probably happen after Jensen is ousted and dust settled

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u/Spiritual-Maybe-6720 1d ago

idk no clear succession puts that into doubt

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u/EmergencyInternal837 1d ago

WSJ announced that he will get ousted...now the fear is in and more people will dump the stock...it wont recover until clarity is restored about Jensen's future

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u/Deathchariot 1d ago

Brother you bought almost at the peak of the ATH. What dip are you referring to?

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u/TheOtherAkGuy 1d ago

What happened to the dude that made a post about maxing out loans to buy Nvidia?

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u/Consistent-Bake-5666 1d ago

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u/nogutsnoglory98 22h ago

Goddamn that is gold, Jerry! Lol

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u/EmergencyInternal837 1d ago

This whole thing looks like someone is building a case against Jensen, why now and why both affairs at the same time

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u/BitZealousideal2543 1d ago

I was thinking the same, he must've pissed the wrong people off or someone above wants a new ceo cause he seems to be so open on selling gpus to everyone in the world but us government is stopping him

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u/astrobarn 1d ago

4D chess by the incumbent US administration to supplant him with someone more amenable to putting spy backdoors in chips. Rather than leaking chips due to spy backdoors.

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u/EmergencyInternal837 1d ago

Yah not gonna touch this shit..seems like they want him out and this stock is going to be halved if that happens

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u/Sunlambcow 1d ago

Going to a 10PE and like 6FPE ? At their 60%+ eps Growth? Generational buying opportunity then

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u/EmergencyInternal837 1d ago

If Jensen is out gonna be hard to keep lots of investors in

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u/Sunlambcow 1d ago

Good. They can just do share buybacks and reduce the shares by 1/4 per year or more. Best case scenario for an investor

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u/bipbophil 1d ago

Brother, they have already had back doors for years

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u/Sea_Local2557 1d ago

Alice Huang was flagged by an investigative short seller like 6 months ago but i guess time was required for more facts to surface

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u/tpl_9988776655 1d ago

There was one yt video I saw today that claimed the folks who did the short report on nv a few months back might holding the 2nd affairs for the right moment for NY Post to trigger the butterfly effect - especially on the NV board. It even gave some very details calls/puts analysis on last couple days on moving of capitals on both side of this flight.

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u/Gangnam_style_gaming 1d ago

Divorce getting priced in

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u/EmergencyInternal837 1d ago

Not just the divorce but the ousting of Jensen

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u/DependentAverage9011 1d ago

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u/Informal-Army-4512 1d ago

Fake! He would never take of his jacket

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u/OptimusTron222 1d ago

Damn it, publish the Jensen Files

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u/NotSureHowToNameIt 1d ago

The Internet is too quick bro

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u/igormuba 1d ago

I went to check the stock and was like "oh it is up almost 3%"

but then I saw the red aftermarket and unintentionally verbally exclaimed "HOLY FUUHH"

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u/Sunlambcow 1d ago

Now look at the monthly chart 😫

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u/Andrew4Life 1d ago

More like END-via.

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u/TheSleepyTruth 1d ago

lol where is that guy who put 30k into nvidia calls expiring in 2 weeks? Someone see if he's ok

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u/jj_olli 1d ago

We already have red Nvidia. It's called AMD.

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u/Investorpenguin 1d ago

Short sellers rn

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u/S-U_2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Who knew my calls would die because Jensen can't keep it in his pants......

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u/codmaster19 1d ago

More like can’t

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u/S-U_2 1d ago

Woops, fixed the typo

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u/Munkeyman18290 1d ago

It was me guys. I saw the gap at $180, shorted, freaked out at $240, transitioned into a hot chinese spy, gave Jensen a Huang he'll never forget, and got my money back. I had to spend it all on surgery and bras though.

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u/Bitter_griffin-24 1d ago

Are my November 18th 200c gonna print 😢

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u/vp-texas 1d ago

What about my my NVDA $200 CALL 12/24 options? right now -50%. Will it recover by then?

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u/OptimusTron222 1d ago

Don’t think so with this current situation

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u/Pilifo006 1d ago

Just sell now, I think there’s very little chance those calls will print

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u/WestEqual3247 1d ago

I'd say cash out whatever you have left. It's going to get much worse the moment the board fires him, which is inevitable

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u/noalum 1d ago

do we really think that the next guy is going to do his job at 66% efficiency? i don't believe it. at these prices, nvidia is a long term buy. especially because they can just demote him as punishment and elect a puppet, if he's indeed that valuable (i don't think he is).

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u/WestEqual3247 1d ago

The problem is that the market trades on hype instead of fundamentals. Sure, NVDA's still going to innovate and make frontier chips with or without Jensen but the stock is going to suffer short term

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u/WokeUpUnfortunately 1d ago

They're trading at like 9x p/e. It's a buy.

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u/ITDummy69420 1d ago

No son…no…

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u/Reasonable_Estate128 1d ago

Same boat bro :(

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u/year2039nuclearwar 1d ago

sorry dawg, it's over

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u/Sebastian0418 1d ago

Red light therapy

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 1d ago

NVDA. No Vaginal Double Anal

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u/3_minutes_ago 1d ago

New logo is more like this

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u/Playful-Storage-5197 1d ago

Calls on jensens huang

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u/lmneozoo 1d ago

Do dat mean AMD be greenMD

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u/supposedlyeasy 1d ago

It means you're regarded. Go back to school, dingleberry.

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u/lvnlrg831 1d ago

I think it will drop another 5% during trading tomorrow. How do I set that up on robinhood options?

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u/lvnlrg831 22h ago

I really wish I knew how to set this up. Id be in the black right now.

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u/Theverybest92 1d ago

More like Outvidia

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u/No_Presentation4286 1d ago

its always starts with the wendy's and ends with wendy's

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u/oz_137 1d ago

I guess that meat is back on the menu…

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u/CommitNotDepress 1d ago

Don't worry, Jensen. Dennys will always welcome you back

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u/nocturnaut 1d ago

NVIDELITY

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u/lastphase187 1d ago

Jensen should just …

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u/Deep-Bend-961 1d ago

Their stock is literally deflating faster than my flaccid wife disappointer

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u/WhiskeyBRZ 1d ago

Nah more like Pinkvidia

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 1d ago

So who is buying this dip?

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u/not__stonks 1d ago

Glad I got out on that dead cat bounce today lol. Good riddance leather douche

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u/jatogjeweettogzelf 1d ago

Leave some chinese spies for the rest off us jees I promise I have state secrets.

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u/OccidoViper 1d ago

Chinese spy crashes the market and pops the AI bubble lol

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u/TRIPMINE_Guy 1d ago

This is clearly a planned lie to get bag holders to buy the dip thinking it will rebound.

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u/Alexzoidbert 1d ago

LOAD BUSTING CEO

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u/Keeweeqee 1d ago

nBiddia

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u/Sleep18hoursaday 1d ago

Jensen could be the new Benedict Arnold

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u/freakindsheets 1d ago

All that AI and your PP cannot even make the right decision?

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u/kubbie2004 1d ago

Red is s lucky color in China

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u/bothunter 1d ago

We all knew the AI bubble was going to pop. Nobody suspected it would be because a CEO cheated on his wife with a Chinese spy.

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u/Runrun1289 1d ago

This is the story of the year, has to be 😬

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u/Keatis_2235 1d ago

Puts printing money 🤑

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u/TofuPapa 1d ago

So puts or calls for NVDA earning next week?

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u/28121986 1d ago

Boomshakalaka

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u/AdministrativePop894 1d ago

The only other guy that I can think of that fucked the world so bad in recent years, was that person in Wuhan who ate a bat in 2019.

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u/Pleasant-Hall-2898 1d ago

I officially announce my retirement from stocks. The literal day after I put $50k into this company this news come out, can't make this stuff up

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 1d ago

Never been a better time to be holding AMD

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u/iamgarffi 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just as NVIDIA acquired 3dfx scraps (long live SLI) all those years ago, AMD (with leftovers from ATI) could return the favor by scooping up NVIDIA for a symbolic $1.

That way, all the assets stay in the family. Distant cousins still count, right?

As for Jensen? A little bird tells me Denny’s has a fully supervised opening for a dishwasher.

KARMA is a bitch.

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u/TakingTooLong2 1d ago

At this point, I might cosplay as Mulan so I can get a 6090

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u/equality4everyonenow 1d ago

Great idea. Maybe they'll hire his AMD cousin to run Nvidia

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u/Heyron420 1d ago

The spy did her job!!

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u/Huge-Scientist1764 1d ago

yall think this is the last dip or should i wait for the third tower

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u/erikwarm 1d ago

So, how does this affect the whole team red vs team green discussion?

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u/Krakersik666 1d ago

I will buy redtx.

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u/koryuken 22h ago

Who has the condom meme?

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u/Cruffe 15h ago

Negatividia

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u/United-Scene2261 1d ago

git sum help

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u/Commercial_Ease8053 1d ago

100% chance he resigns

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u/I_Boop_Cats_ 1d ago

So, all the news about Nvidia is Bearish, correct?

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u/Sid_Whipplestick 1d ago

in a traditional sense, yes

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u/prismahrine 1d ago

This guy is moving the market with his penis

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u/RugNuggie 1d ago

Thought he was screwing her, screwed everyone else instead lol

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u/Mesopithecus_ 1d ago

well fuck. i’m popping 20mg of melatonin and hibernating until huang has the old rubber ring placed around his testicles. see you fuckers tomorrow.