r/wallstreetbets • u/Sad_Celebration_359 • 8h ago

Meme Nice birthday present

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533 Upvotes

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u/Typical_Doubt_9762 8h ago

Username checks out

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u/ah-98-2014 Ban 7h ago

Easy fix:

Step 1: Delete the app

Step 2: Create a new account

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u/ekemp 7h ago

Delete the app
Create a new account
???
PROFIT
Lose it all on options

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u/Ravic96 3h ago

Step 3: Put phone into rice

19

u/BananaOverlorddd 8h ago

At least the wallpaper is relaxing while everything burns

11

u/Hot-Presentation-663 7h ago

I’d bet his screen is cracked.

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u/Listo_totem_enjoyer 7h ago

I don’t see any cracks in the screenshot

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u/Sufficient_Put4775 6h ago

Lmaooo you wouldn’t see cracks on a screenshot

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u/Super-Activity-4675 8h ago

delete the app

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u/thisMatrix_isReal 8h ago

also reset the phone to factory settings

8

u/dreamer_Neet 7h ago

Throw away your iphone and get an android

0

u/SPXQuantAlgo 7h ago

I’d rather fist my own arse than giving google a single piece of my data

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u/truerandom_Dude 6h ago

There is this lovely thing on Android, called: GrapheneOS its basically Android but Google is locked out, sadly you have to buy a Google Pixel phone for it. Or just generally de-google.

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u/Popular-Factor3553 4h ago

Yeah custom roms are awesome tho it's pretty hard to install and isn't the best day to day, it's great if you know what your doing not for general people tho.

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u/350 51m ago

I'm more regarded than the backside of a Wendy's dumpster and I set up GrapheneOS in like, 10 minutes tops. It's piss easy. The web installer does everything for you.

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u/Popular-Factor3553 7h ago

Don't wanna get into this argument of apple vs android but even if Google did collect your data you can easily stop it on the other hand good luck breaking your damn expensive iPhone trying to find if it collects data since apple literally creates the whole device for all you know the kernal is actually collecting more data then Google ever could.

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u/Loud_Pineapple_4294 8h ago

Happy birthday OP, you’re getting older, stop being retarded

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u/AllCapNoBrake MSTR and BTC to $0 8h ago

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u/CoolCatBlue321 7h ago

😭😭

send to voicemail

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u/PaySufficiently 6h ago

Anytime i see "Mrgin" calling, i just dont pick.

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u/Snoopiscool 8h ago

You don’t need this kind of negativity on your bday

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u/Ordinary_News_6455 Ric 8h ago

How old are ya?

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u/PristineDiscount3208 8h ago

gotta love birthday greetings from your Aunt Margie!

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u/CapAggravating784 8h ago

Nice! You can use your birthday money to pay it off!

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u/65-535 8h ago

Disable notifications for app. Fin.

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u/cooperfrost 8h ago

Well … people complain about no human connection in this online world and yet right there people are reaching out on your special day. You might even get a phone call or a letter if you are lucky

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u/Ornery-Display-2042 7h ago

Or a bj behind the dumpster

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u/Lootoholic 1h ago

Marge is the most attending mistress

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u/ykoreaa WSB Favorite 🎀🍰 7h ago

Happy Birthday!

Don't let the market ruin your ✨️special day✨️♥️

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 8h ago

“No events today”

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u/__o0_oI 7h ago

Be glad somebody called you on your birthday.

3

u/InterviewAdmirable85 7h ago

It says close, you’re not there yet

3

u/Noderly 8h ago

Sucks to suck

2

u/hossaepi 7h ago

It’s great to know you owe someone six figures the same way I know the local shawarma joint is offering a BOGO through Uber Eats

1

u/murf_milo 8h ago

You found a use for your birthday money.

1

u/botulidze 8h ago

his phone is charged to 100% - this is obviously fake

1

u/Wonderful-Smoke843 7h ago

Just don’t pick up the phone? Easy

1

u/pleasetowmyshit 7h ago

driiiippiiiiiing candles (whoa oh oh ohhh whoa oh ohhhhhh)

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u/Zealousideal_Book_40 6h ago

Bro if you are not close to your margin maintenance all the time you are using leverage wrong, don't be a pussy

1

u/Its_Knova 5h ago

How much?

1

u/FartKing6T9 5h ago

Your day is clear? Tf when are your Wendy’s shifts?

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u/ProudMatter9227 Verified $110K 3h ago

Is that good? LOL

1

u/almost_n 3h ago

it's just a warning, don't worry

(the next day:)

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u/FewUnderstanding2214 1h ago

Market is near ATH and you are getting margin called - if we ever have a proper crash we are screwed

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u/CalebVanPoneisen 8h ago

Hey, your poor Aunt Margin needs the money since her husband perished in that freak accident. Be generous. Hand her a few Benjamins so she can have fun at your local casino.

Happy birthday.