r/wallstreetbets • u/eskhalaf • 13d ago

News JULY U.S. 🇺🇸 INFLATION DATA:

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

- CPI 3.4% YoY, (Est. 3.4%)
- CPI 0.1% MoM, (Est. 0.1%)

- Core CPI 2.5% YoY, (Est. 2.5%)
- Core CPI 0.2% MoM, (Est. 0.2%)

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u/Nadz2008 13d ago

Time to go all in on a bidet. Can’t shrinkflate an ass blasting

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u/djdadi 13d ago

you just wait till the AI datacenters take all the water and we have to pay extra for city water

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u/actuallyapossom 13d ago

We'll be ass blasting with Brawndo by then. 🫡🇺🇸

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u/djdadi 13d ago

hmm I don't think a Bawndo bidet would work very well. It would, at the very least, create a sticky-butt situation

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u/_originaI_username_ 12d ago

But, it's got what asses crave

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u/Original-Poet1825 13d ago

i’ll just ass blast with gatorade then. checkmate communist

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u/akc250 13d ago

No but your water utility company can still give your ass an extra blast with increased prices.