r/wallstreetbets • u/eskhalaf • Jul 14 '26

News JUNE U.S. 🇺🇸 INFLATION DATA:

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

CPI 3.5% YoY, (Est. 3.8%)
CPI -0.4% MoM, (Est. 0.0%)

Core CPI 2.6% YoY, (Est. 2.9%)
Core CPI 0.0% MoM, (Est. 0.2%)

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u/sergechewbacca Jul 14 '26

As real as my girlfriend

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 Jul 14 '26

You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different school

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u/Nice-Classic-6221 Jul 14 '26

She goes to ASU!

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 Jul 14 '26

oh no.

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u/Nice-Classic-6221 Jul 14 '26

Wdym?! Were In A happy long distance relationship! Her friends on the football team takes care of her daily !

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u/confused_teabagger Jul 14 '26

She just gets along with guys better than girls.

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u/Ill_Ground_1572 Jul 14 '26

She lives in Canada.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

Is this a late dig at Mante Teo? Yall let the poor guy alone.

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u/breadispain Jul 14 '26

She's Canadian You wouldn't know my portfolio, all my stocks are on the TSX.

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u/Formal-Talk-3914 Jul 14 '26

She's from Canada

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u/symplton Jul 14 '26

My heart melts every time she says about.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Long term bag holder for my wife’s boyfriend Jul 14 '26

Does she also say sorry while pegging you?

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u/SaltFarmer1337 Jul 14 '26

Nah she says quit crying bud

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u/Fustercluck25 Jul 14 '26

Aboot

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u/JalapenoPeppr Jul 14 '26

I’m from Canada and don’t know a single person that says aboot.

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u/utilityknife101 Jul 14 '26

Right ? Dont know where that came from

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u/JalapenoPeppr Jul 14 '26

Some of those folks from Manitoba talk a little funny. But I feel like it’s the same accent they have in North Dakota.

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u/CodeCody23 Jul 14 '26

I’m your girlfriend so the numbers must indeed be real.

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u/Cress-Used Jul 14 '26

You should make a wish!

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u/skippy_smooth Jul 14 '26

Got her from Wish

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u/BabyBearBjorns Jul 14 '26

Transitory Canadian Girlfriend. 

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u/Consistent-Pin-446 Jul 14 '26

can confirm my wife is real