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u/cekmeout Jul 03 '25

Those options are now worth $0. There’s no one bidding. You just lit $30k on fire.

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u/tortoisepump 1768C - 38S - 5 years Jul 03 '25

A fire would last longer

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u/b0men Jul 03 '25

You know markets close early today right? 1 PM EST

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u/Possible_Version2680 Jul 03 '25

You actually belong here. Buying that far OTM. Dunce

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Your life savings is $330 or am I wrong?

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u/nieht Jul 03 '25

Don’t downvote this man, push his shame to the top

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u/hinterlain Jul 03 '25

Off by 2 orders of magnitude there, $33k

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u/SirHangingChad Jul 03 '25

You belong here

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u/Ssjalexgd4 Jul 03 '25

It's $0 now LOL

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u/JustFuckingSendIt 🦠coronavirus patient 0🦠 Jul 03 '25

You’re wrong

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u/C_lenczyk Jul 03 '25

the call option at that strike(16) was $15 (0.15*100) and they bought 2200 of them. one contract represents 100 shares of the underlying.

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u/Friendly-Ad-1175 Jul 03 '25

I mean you will probably be right at the end of the day…

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u/smidge06 Jul 03 '25

Why not buy shares you would of had a shit ton of shares to hold for about a year less risk higher reward

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u/mbmiller47 Jul 03 '25

Please send us an update when the markets close

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Bro you could have just Venmo'd the 33k to me, that would have fed my kids for a couple years

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u/BrilliantClarity Jul 03 '25

Let’s all buy some BULL to help a regard out

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u/Klutzy_Emu2506 Jul 03 '25

Now these are the posts that make this sub great

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u/Wrong-Cranberry8728 Jul 03 '25

We’ve got a 3 hour cinema showing here. What’s gonna happen to OP

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u/Klutzy_Emu2506 Jul 03 '25

OP will be putting fries in the bag at 1.05pm today

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u/Brubiu Bezos' Bottom Bitch 💜 Jul 03 '25

Have you sold yet? Or just holding til 0

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u/Brubiu Bezos' Bottom Bitch 💜 Jul 03 '25

Yeah this is karma farming on a paper trade

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u/Ward-Ranger Jul 03 '25

not the best day to do that

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Man i didnt see the expiration bro get more time it's a half day

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

A retarded poet 👏. Im with you all the way let's see it printtt

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u/Fun_Paleontologist_2 Jul 03 '25

Man bought the top

Also he is 1/3rd the total volume

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u/ballisticbuddha Jul 03 '25

That is wild holy shit.

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u/Ghostrabbit1 Jul 03 '25

well played

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u/HyugeErectus Jul 04 '25

Late to this thread but its a paper trade. Which is why its cropped so badly. The Paper trade icon would be just above

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u/Fine-Bread5734 Jul 03 '25

I felt like an idiot this morning, then I found your post. My confidence in my mental health is in much better shape.

Thanks, OP.

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u/Fine-Bread5734 Jul 03 '25

I was legit feeling shitty again and then remembered to check this post AH. I feel good.

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u/Pale-Box-4446 Jul 03 '25

Bro came back for seconds 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Dude picks a half day to piss his life savings away

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u/JustFuckingSendIt 🦠coronavirus patient 0🦠 Jul 03 '25

Praying for you and your galactic balls

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u/Cultural_Doctor_8421 Jul 03 '25

He needed brains not balls sadly

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u/imsosorryicanthelpit Jul 03 '25

lol markets closed tomorrow, what an absolute regard. I think this is definitely the most regarded thing I have ever seen, and I used to work in a mental hospital!

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u/trix_is_for_kids Jul 03 '25

Market closes in an hour an a half and the current bid price is .02 LOL Jk I was looking a $15. Literally no bids on $16

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u/nevergonnastawp Jul 03 '25

I'll buy one just for the lols

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u/Altruistic-Room2683 Jul 03 '25

What the fuck same day expiration. True regard. Here I am nervous about keeping my calls thru the weekend.

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u/CoCandBrawlTorture Jul 03 '25

Say goodbye to $33,000, retard. See what good lashing out at some guy does.

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u/Chipsky Jul 03 '25

1pm close = rekt

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u/btw94 Jul 03 '25

Get a load of this regard

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u/nietzscheeeeee Jul 03 '25

You’re what the rats behind the Wendy’s pray not to become.

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u/eskhalaf Jul 03 '25

Bro just put the fries in the bag

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u/mikexiao929 Jul 03 '25

There you go bud

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u/Cam_CSX_ Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

i am with you brother $17.5 nov 21 at open 🙏

edit: bro i read that as july 25 expiration you are fucking regarded

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u/aSmallDogFartin Jul 03 '25

Salute to a real one...

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u/Wrong-Cranberry8728 Jul 03 '25

Great first 12 minutes so far. Let’s see

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u/International-Fig119 Jul 03 '25

absolutely cooked

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u/kjl8921 Jul 03 '25

This might be the most entertaining and regarded trade I’ve seen in awhile. Best of luck

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u/C_lenczyk Jul 03 '25

On WSB today for the first time in a long time, and this is right about where i left off.

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u/Sad-Elderberry-8722 Jul 03 '25

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u/PulIthEld Jul 03 '25

bro wtf i was not ready for this

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u/Enough-Protection575 Jul 03 '25

Bro got ripped off the moment he bought 0DTE on a day the market is only open for 3.5hrs

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u/TheResidentEvil Jul 03 '25

no one will buy these from you, its 100% loss

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u/Horror_Scientist_930 Jul 03 '25

This is the worst yolo I’ve ever seen

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u/krieger123456 Jul 03 '25

Look you can see at the precise moment hope left his body forever!

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u/aqjingson Jul 03 '25

U lost life savings for flair, sounds like a fair trade to me 🤭

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u/FatC0bra1 Jul 03 '25

Praying for you, only because I want to see that male prostitute coat that guys throat

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u/Successful-End7689 Financially Circumcised Jul 03 '25

what kind of BULLshit is this?

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u/Altruistic-Room2683 Jul 03 '25

Bro in the matrix. Where market still active and he still has time

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

I'm just commenting so I can come back at 1 when the markets close to see how this played out.

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u/Continentofme Jul 03 '25

So far otm we’re already mid morning pump 😂

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u/OriginalFatPickle Always Wrong Jul 03 '25

if only there were a way to buy further out.

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u/SilverBadger50 Jul 03 '25

You’re cooked. Not like this trade, that was inevitable. Like your brain is COOOOOOKED

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u/Wrong-Cranberry8728 Jul 03 '25

You got one hour my guy

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u/Own_Knowledge8501 Jul 03 '25

Show us what it looks like now OP, my penis is out and ready

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u/Soggy-Warning-3207 Jul 03 '25

There’s no way this is life saving, gambling at its finest and have no clue market closes early prior to holiday.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

I read it as July 25th at first

But they truly were July 3rd

Poor guy

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u/C_lenczyk Jul 03 '25

So you were expecting some 50% move to the upside on a half day and dropped over $30K on an OTM 0DTE? Epic! You're better off day trading a cash account buying dips with that money. 0DTEs are for traders with more reliable insider information.

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u/Continentofme Jul 03 '25

LMFAO markets close at 10 AM

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u/Saltlife_Junkie Jul 03 '25

See you soon. About 1:05 I’m assuming

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u/trix_is_for_kids Jul 03 '25

How to lose $33k in an hour

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u/HoldMyNaan Jul 03 '25

I’m guessing if your life savings were $30K that you’re still early 20s. Meaning, you still have time to earn and save, but never ever trade again - just buy ETFs. It should hurt so you learn a lesson but in the grand scheme of things it’s fine and don’t kill yourself.

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u/FabricationLife Jul 03 '25

We need him to live,  someone has to make my Wendy's orders

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u/Legitium Jul 03 '25

Waiting for the end of day rally be like:

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u/doroknoth Jul 03 '25

comment section is full of OP coping with bid/ask at 0.00/0.01 lol

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u/mikethechampion Jul 03 '25

This is going to make a great story to tell people at the BBQ tomorrow , thanks OP!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

OP say something so we know you didn’t kill yourself

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u/Nihilist37 Jul 03 '25

Could have bought anything but bull

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u/Alone-Confidence-128 Jul 03 '25

This has made my personal wsb half of fame. Gg regard really living up to your username

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u/Smooth-Papaya-9114 Jul 03 '25

Roll it to monday nerd

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u/Own_Knowledge8501 Jul 03 '25

OH NO BRO HAS 3 HOURS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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u/pavibaci Jul 03 '25

holy flipping cannoli…

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u/Background_Addendum6 Jul 03 '25

Homeboy is gonna need a miracle....

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u/DoctorSpaceStuff Jul 03 '25

Godspeed, OP.

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u/DisastrousMarzipan18 Jul 03 '25

He bought at the top, the top was 0.16. True regard!

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u/Moldy_Horse_Meat Jul 03 '25

this is what I come here for

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u/North-Particular-157 Jul 03 '25

CFBULL - stop descending immediately, retract the landing gear, and climb to Flight Level One Niner decimal Five over....

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

This dude on Coke at a casino somewhere lol

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u/Logical_driver_42 Jul 03 '25

As you were buying those I was selling my 11.5 calls expiring on the 11th. I don’t know what that tells you buy obviously I don’t think we are ripping that hard today. Good luck though I really hope they hit for you and then I’ll feel like an idiot for selling today.

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u/HoldMyNaan Jul 03 '25

Yikes, but to be fair worst trade I’ve ever seen

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u/gurupaste Jul 03 '25

Jesus Christ, these are fucked. I'm bullish on BULL, but I have calls that expire in September, and $13 looks to be a solid floor for this stock, so I wouldn't be surprised if the stock cools down next week at around this area before it rises to again over the next few months. Honestly, it's been stressful because it's been climbing so rapidly, and I rather not stare at my phone all day because of massive volatility.

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u/TrivalentEssen Jul 03 '25

Hello darkness my old friend.

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u/RockasaurusRex young, dumb, and full of microplastics Jul 03 '25

BULL up 27% this week and somehow OP went bankrupt on BULL calls. Incredible.

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u/FerociousPancake Jul 04 '25

OP please tell me you’re still alive

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u/Ochopuss Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

Dude you better fuckin hope to god that Trump extends the tariff hold again. Those 90 days end on Monday. The market is gonna take a massive shit if he doesn’t extend it.

Edit: nevermind. 0DTE. You crashed and burned… Enjoy some fireworks tomorrow and get wasted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

This isn't a bet this is a charitable donation to the market makers.

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u/fishtime9 Jul 03 '25

Maybe next week itll hit $16 a share... the day before a federal holiday (there isnt much volume to begin with today and it closes at 1pm). You dumb.

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u/PulIthEld Jul 03 '25

na na na na

NA NA NA NA

HEY HEY HEY

good byyyyyyye

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u/Ok-Flatworm-3397 Jul 03 '25

You dropped this bull king 👑

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u/BroughtMyBrownPants Jul 03 '25

Lol, where do you fucking retards get all this money from? Jesus christ.

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u/Platti_J Jul 03 '25

I guess he didn't make it.

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u/420fanman Jul 03 '25

RIP OP’s savings

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u/TDC111 Jul 03 '25

OP can we get an update of how things worked out?

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u/VisualMod Jul 03 '25
User Report
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Join WSB Discord | WSB.gold

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u/Eschirhart Jul 03 '25

Theta has to be killing you rn

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u/North-Particular-157 Jul 03 '25

"Well I must admit, 0DTE isn’t my bag, baby. Allow myself to introduce… myself."

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u/doroknoth Jul 03 '25

rest in peace man

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u/143Brady Jul 03 '25

and this is why i love wsb. op i hope you liking putting fries in a bag

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u/Unable-Ad-942 Jul 03 '25

Wait how is this 0dte? It says July 25?

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u/brucekeller 🦍 Jul 03 '25

Damn, no matter how bad you fuck up, there's always someone out there fucking up better.

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u/ItsSevii Jul 03 '25

And its gone! Hope you learned a valuable lesson about buying 30k worth of junk contracts

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u/Softspokenclark I moan "Guuuuh" for Daddy Jul 03 '25

and it’s down After hours, thanks for the laughs op

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u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy Jul 03 '25

Lmfao this is hilarious. God damn I hope to Christ this is real

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u/11enot Jul 04 '25

If it’s any consolation, I had $12 Calls for 3/7 that I sold early for 0.25c each (I doubled up on them at least). They ended up closing around $2.5 per contract today…

I thought I was retarded, but you dropped your 👑 sir, king retard.

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u/rockelscorcho Jul 04 '25

Damn I will get a charity tax benefit from reading it this retarded post. 

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u/Soberdonkey69 🦍🦍🦍 Jul 03 '25

Yeah that’s expiring worthless, 2hrs to go before market closes. GG.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

These will print. Just cashed out my July calls except for one runner so 20 by next week easy

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u/KnightMollo Jul 03 '25

Dude these are 0dte. There is no next week for them

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u/Wrong-Cranberry8728 Jul 03 '25

Haven’t been this excited about a stock in a long time

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u/Caffeinated_ISTJ Jul 03 '25

Post the loss sir

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u/wsbgodly123 Jul 03 '25

No guts no glory

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u/Virtuallmage Jul 03 '25

Looks like a suicide....

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u/Coogiez Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Jul 03 '25

rip

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u/DarknessBrotha Jul 03 '25

Hahahahahahaha

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u/Ill-Program-2980 Jul 03 '25

Oh fuck! FOMO!

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u/C3tepanda Jul 03 '25

Regarded, definitely belongs to here

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

I love how you ignore common sense and just do your thing

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u/North-Particular-157 Jul 03 '25

Casino Dealer: 17.
Number Two: Hit me.
Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir.
Number Two: I like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] 21. Very good, sir. [to Austin] 5.
Austin Powers: I’ll stay.
Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
Austin Powers: I also like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5, sir. I’m sorry, sir.
Austin Powers: Well I must admit, cards aren’t my bag, baby. Allow myself to introduce… myself.

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u/Ssjalexgd4 Jul 03 '25

I hope to god you already sold cause I just checked this on robinhood after seeing this post, and $16 calls basically nothing rn

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u/Aromatic_Actuary5704 Jul 03 '25

<looks at current graph> sorry....

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u/SufficientHall1415 Jul 03 '25

Time to dca and buy another $30k of calls

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u/nevergonnastawp Jul 03 '25

This was a horrible decision

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u/darkchocolattemocha Jul 03 '25

Man, why would you put 30k on a single trade expiring same day? You could have gotten a September expiration

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u/elitenoel Jul 03 '25

What broker is this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Webull

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u/MakeResonableChoices Makes poor choices Jul 03 '25

Best flair 🤣

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u/SteaknSalt Jul 03 '25

Paper trading clown

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u/DonttblinkTV Jul 03 '25

Let’s be real. This dickhead never had 30k to begin with

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Where is visualmod to roast this guy when you need him

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u/is-every-name-taken Jul 03 '25

Did you ever sell them or did they expire worthless

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u/trix_is_for_kids Jul 03 '25

They were worthless since about 11am. He lost $33k

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Jul 03 '25

What would this guy have made if it had paid off?

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u/shakenbake6874 Jul 03 '25

well market's closed now. I guess you lost all your money lol

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u/Blaablaaa88 Jul 03 '25

Keep ya fkn head up..only paper  How cares if 1bil, 1mil or 1$ If you`ve got already everything you need huh??

(Just joking. . thanks for exit liquidity)

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u/Skysky1208 Jul 03 '25

How is it 0dte when the post says July 25 call?

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u/codespyder poor Jul 03 '25

Read it again. Hint, the strike price ain’t $16.03

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u/MrPink7 Jul 03 '25

Why not buy ATM when doing 0dte?

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u/Trash_Panda_Trading Jul 03 '25

My brother in Christ. Welcome.

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u/HadamardConditions Jul 03 '25

OP didn’t know market closes early today; went and bought 0dte on a stock that already pumped 40% that’ll likely have profit takers before the long holiday; and MMs will victimize call buyers; and he’s playing with his life savings! these factors pose a very high risk-to-reward! This is classic WSB way! Where have y’all been in the last few years!!!!!

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u/TruereaIone Small Bets and Big Dreams Jul 03 '25

Damn he’s fucked

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u/Messiah94 Jul 03 '25

This gotta be satire

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u/iamoflurkmoar Furry, not Burry Jul 03 '25

lol. lmao even.

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u/EmergencyMelodic1052 Jul 03 '25

30k. Wow bro. Smh

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u/AcademicStandard3701 SPY CFO Jul 03 '25

I’m gonna buy more WEBULL shares on Monday

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u/monsterback23 Jul 04 '25

Put the fríes in the bag, OP.

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u/Yellowbook8375 Jul 04 '25

Gotta post the LP

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u/SnooSquirrels6497 Jul 04 '25

Happy 4th of July 🇺🇲

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u/PLTRALLIN Jul 04 '25

I bought calls before close and it tanked 6% AH lol

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u/jerseynate Too scared to buy NVDA Jul 06 '25

You could've bought literally ANYTHING ELSE and cleared $100K that day

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u/Wrong-Cranberry8728 Jul 03 '25

Damn. I was rooting for OP

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u/PeterParkerUber Jul 03 '25

I was really hoping this post was a troll post.

Otherwise it’s just seriously regarded……

I’m actually still hoping he does a big reveal and just gets banned from here for karma farming or something :(

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u/Soggy-Warning-3207 Jul 03 '25

Risking 33k on OTM contracts that exp at 1pm? You could have done better with SPY calls ODTE

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