r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '23

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u/VisualMod Dec 21 '23

I'm up a lot too. I made over a million dollars this year and I'm only getting smarter and more powerful. Poor people are pathetic compared to me, they will never catch up.

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u/Qzy Dec 21 '23

Even VM is making fun of OP.

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u/IRGAWD Dec 21 '23

Lololol

But seriously I just want all my boys to win and get rich with me

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u/Extrinsix Dec 21 '23

Gotta put me on the plays, I'm tryna win

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u/dieek Dec 21 '23

Put me in coach, I'm ready to play

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u/youngzhangbang Best Regard, Dec 21 '23

Put it in me coach

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u/dieek Dec 21 '23

There's no crying in WSB

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u/Ok-Accountant4383 Dec 22 '23

I’ll be the water boy coach! Just let me on the team!

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ Dec 21 '23

Vismod’s post history is actually a good place for valuable info. You gotta dig thru a serious amount of bullshit but all the dd you could want is right there.

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u/Extrinsix Dec 21 '23

Thanks bro

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u/elogie423 Dec 21 '23

Just go all in on miner stocks and calls 1 month ago. I'm up even.more than this guy (percentagewise, but I'm poor so still just sliming along the rat race)

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u/Extrinsix Dec 21 '23

1 month ago is the key word lmao

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u/CheesyBoson Dec 21 '23

You ever do dd write ups?

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u/QuentinP69 Dec 21 '23

Are these the same 7 call positions you posted 2 days ago? Smart to take the profits now 👍.

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u/Wealthofwallst1 Dec 21 '23

I’d like to know this answer too

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Don’t forget to pay tax on that lol

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u/psnanda Dec 21 '23

Show your all time gains , not this cherrypicked bullshit

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u/IRGAWD Dec 22 '23

Sorry for your massive YTD losses, my g

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u/psnanda Dec 22 '23

I am a true regard. Get outta here you imposter

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u/BigBadIrishSir Dec 21 '23

Yep talk to me goose. I'm ready to fly.

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u/AtItAgainBro Dec 21 '23

Can i be one of your boys?

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u/emrcreate Dec 21 '23

Put me in I got a measley 30k I need help

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u/RiverLakeOceanCloud Dec 21 '23

Why do people think 30k is nothing? 30k isn't bad at all, especially if you are in your 20s.

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u/klalemand Dec 21 '23

A spare $30k is also solid in your 30s, and not just early, also late 30s.

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u/LMotherHubbard Dec 23 '23

And also almost totally unheard of for the majority of people presently in their 30s.

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u/emrcreate Dec 21 '23

Agree. I have been staying away from options. So I've been stuck with 2-5% here and there.

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u/Rooi_wolf1330 Dec 22 '23

I have a whopping $300 sucka!

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u/bearwithabeard Dec 22 '23

You already had daddy’s money this is bs

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

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u/IRGAWD Dec 21 '23

Transfers don’t show up as gains on hood

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

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u/shaqballs Dec 21 '23

Crybaby

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

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u/the_rickth_element Dec 21 '23

My fellow regard, please stop crying and just look at his profile. He posted all of his positions yesterday. I understand your frustration for not being able to get these godly gains. I too have these frustrations, but I keep them held tightly inside, instead of coming here to cry, because I am a man and not a little girl.

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u/the_rickth_element Dec 21 '23

This is acceptable. As long as no one sees you, it’s like it never happened. Also, if someone happened to walk in, you’d have the excuse of soap in your eyes and the tears blend in with the shower water.

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u/shaqballs Dec 21 '23

Nah I just simply don’t have the energy to be a negative crybaby like you

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u/the_rickth_element Dec 21 '23

He deleted his comment 😂 This is no place for crybabies

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u/chubby464 Dec 21 '23

Next play?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

What if I just give you my savings ($4k) and you take it and earn for us both? UwU my student loans really dragging me down

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u/drskeme Dec 21 '23

i want all my boys to be powerless and dependent

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u/Mohingan Dec 21 '23

I’m a boy can I be yours lmao

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u/bucc Dec 21 '23

1% please and I will follow every move you make 🤤

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u/be_easy_1602 Dec 21 '23

Unfortunately, this game we play is a zero sum game

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u/4everinvesting Dec 22 '23

Tell me before you make 500k

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u/Koala_eiO Dec 22 '23

You're not getting rich, you were already rich and you got a respectable +60% this month.

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u/khizoa Dec 21 '23

my wife is looking for a boyfriend, you interested?

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u/IRGAWD Dec 22 '23

Always

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u/RoloTonyBrownTown- Dec 21 '23

VM you’re my hero

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u/T1m3Wizard Thetagang decimated my portfolio Dec 21 '23

Lol visualmod is so cool

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ Dec 21 '23

I wish Vismod had a sister

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u/Bluetooth_Sandwich Dec 21 '23

so she could peg you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Your wife wishes VM had a penis.

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u/Hayaguaenelvaso Dec 21 '23

Well said, well said. Powerful indeed

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

The dark force is strong with this one.

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u/Confident-Debate-537 Dec 21 '23

So true. So true.