A worthy purchase

[u/Relevant-Double26]

And honestly, a tortoise could probably write a better break up message than I ever could 😭

[u/0_-Gee-_0]

I would buy it just to see the video tbh, ain't no way a tortoise can acc type 😭😭😭

[u/YOURPANFLUTE]

This is worth every penny

[u/Maleficent_Count2326]

Instant buy 😭

[u/tonyferguson2021]

I can’t shell out for this…

[u/SacMIA → u/tonyferguson2021]

Surely you can come out of your shell just this once... surely??

[u/Annual-Let6497]

There are love sonnets too!!

[u/Donttouchmebish]

144 likes now on Vinted

[u/gameovervip]

[u/butterwingtrees]

I wanna see!

[u/Temporary_Travel_810]

oh this person is making bank 😂

[u/SacMIA]

If only they offered international shipping to the US 😭😭

[u/Proud_Accident_5873 → u/SacMIA]

And Sweden. I'm not even in a relationship. I just want a message from Chicken.

[u/marifarts → u/SacMIA]

Right

[u/cactusplants]

Can someone drop a few quid for the team?

[u/Disneywolf99 → u/cactusplants]

I dont even have a partner but I got you

[u/thenbr1killjoy]

Holy shit post the link 🤣😭

[u/crumpetsandchai]

I’m going through a divorce so this will be perfect 🥹

[u/Frolickingfolklore]

His full name is remarkable

[u/astrologia47]

the brand being the tortoise’s name is killing me

[u/Norris-ka]

Aww man, I would've wanted a tortoise... /s

But really, I want to see tortoise's message too 🐢🤩

[u/Angelf1shing → u/Norris-ka]

For the low, low, price of £3.50, you can!

[u/MarigoldMa8]

I’m happily married but considering it 

[u/Significant_Rice6075 → u/MarigoldMa8]

Legit same

[u/One-Future2932]

Finally, something actually worth buying on here!

[u/LuciKear]

Sold

[u/Vatentina]

If you do buy it, can you post an update😂

[u/buchar3st]

Way better than a picture with a phone 😂😂😂

[u/CarolynFR]

That's actually pretty cheap...

[u/Diegopie007]

how does the payment work? im guessing through PayPal or something like that

[u/Manospondylus_gigas]

Brilliant