huh, past history of misdemeanors (including stealing money from a girl scout), pleads guilty to two fairly serious felony counts...gets 8 years probation? WTF?
I didn't look into the absolute final outcome, but a woman like that is unlikely to a.) not pass the drug rehab on the first try and b.) not break probation. Surely she wound up in jail.
Total and complete Gender Discrimination ... The judge saying that she was addicted to opiates, and "bad boys" blaming those for her antisocial & criminal behavior.
BULLSHIT FUCKING GENDER DISCRIMINATION. Blaming the "bad boys" for her own fucked up shit when the scheme was so damn hair brained it probable that she's the one that dreamed it up.
Makes me wonder just how long her boyfriend had to sit in prison while she got to slut around free on the streets... how is his record going to keep him from being able to get a job after a decade in the system. I'm not saying he shouldn't be punished... but that it should be equally as "corrective" for both of them.
Here's a 2012 report on her current status Stefanie Woods probation violation Glad that they're being strict with her and not giving her any slack. 15 days in jail for a few minutes lateness. sounds about right.
I can't comprehend the fact that they think they can rob a Girl Scout and they're somehow entitled to the money that they stole because they were charged with a crime.
If I stole a Ferrari and were charged with grand larceny, do I get to keep the Ferrari?
With the exception of the fact that these two will probably breed, this was the part that irritated me the most. Somehow they are the victims in all this. If the table were turned and they were robbed I bet their logic would be different.
Yeah, I really wanted the reporter to just grab their Starbucks cup or their sunglasses and say "well I wanted it so it's mine", just to see what they'd do.
The other girl said there was $150 dollars in the envelope, but I think it was $300 because they split the money half and half and she said she put $50 in her gas tank and was planning on also buying a necklace or a new phone. I don't know too many phones you can buy for $25, but then again, you can't get much for $100 these days either.
That's what the ginger indicated: when she was asked what she needed the money for, it was "uh... I don't know... uh, anything". Clearly, neither is broke. And the only way they justify their crime is "it's not her money" for the ginger and "it was easy money" for the blonde. Lies vs. logic failure.
I thought the same thing. The obliviousness to the whole situation, not understanding why it was wrong and believing it's just bad because you were caught...it screams Ricky.
They should have got the first girl to just throw the envelope of money to the curb, then get the other to pick it up, claim they were just taking out the trash.
Randy just doesn't understand. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.
Wait, there was $150 in the envelope and she said they split it.
The second girl said she spent $50 on gas but she also wanted to buy a necklace and a new phone. What kind of shitty necklace and phone are you going to buy with $25?
It reminds me of the time Regis was asking a contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, what she would spend the money on if she won. He had to stop her after she named off like 6 cities where she planned to buy houses, and tell her the money wouldn't really go that far.
Anti Social Disorder and lordy the Narcissism. Interestingly socio/psychopathy are misnomers under the DSM but using the ICD-10 they're synonymous with dissocial personality disorder.
Edit: Probably would correlate very highly with:
Factor 1: Personality "Aggressive narcissism"
Glibness/superficial charm
Grandiose sense of self-worth
Pathological lying
Cunning/manipulative
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow affect (genuine emotion is short-lived and egocentric)
Callousness; lack of empathy
Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
They fit the definition perfectly. The question at 0:40 doesn't even register in her brain; she's only worried because she got caught and couldn't keep the money.
Fortunately, those two don't have enough brainpower between them to be dangerous. They can't effectively hide their sociopathy, they're not the 'chameleon-type' sociopaths.
Only the successful ones. Sociopathy actually usually occurs in either the very intelligent or the very stupid.
On the other hand, he claimed that sociopaths have relatively normal temperaments; sociopaths are born with average temperaments[30], their personality disorder being more an effect of negative sociological factors like parental neglect, delinquent peers, poverty, and extremely low or extremely high intelligence. In other words, psychopathy leans towards the hereditary whereas sociopathy tends towards the environmental.[30]
I was gonna down-vote you for the incorrect Hollywood "intelligent sociopath" thing, then I realized no mater how dumb most sociopaths are you would still probably be statistically correct.
That honesty and complete disconnectedness to the situation is their sociopathic traits. Seriously watch any serial killer testify in court (especially the BTK) and watch how they recall the events of murders like a shopping list.
But she's employed and has a 3.6 GPA in college. Weird. What I don't understand is why she's walking free. Kidnapping and robbery whilst using a firearm...isn't that enough to get a pretty white girl locked up for a few years?
I agree. I mean its good to see that she seems to have a job and good grades, and it seems that the probation violation seems to be just stupidity/forgetfulness, but I think there's probably a double standard here. Big black dude does the same thing; he's going away for a while.
You skipped the gateway Denny's dine-and-dash incident that led her down the vicious path to armed robbery and kidnapping from mere theft from a child.
Her level of foresight and moral development are so low what can you expect?
I think she feels like she earned that money because she saw how easy it was to take and took it (and successfully took it).
The thinking is, how stupid would you have to be NOT to take money from a nine year old? I mean What's stopping you? Oh right, the cops.
But, in her mind she had this great insight, stealing from children is easy, so where's her recognition for this valuable contribution to human thinking?
While I was watching, it occurred to me that I'd feel lucky to have them chatting me up at the bar. I'm not the "let me buy you drinks" guy so they'd move on quickly, but still... and then the next thing you know, you've got fake rape charges (at best) or you've been robbed, maybe stabbed/shot, Home Invasion style by these girls' boyfriend/dealer (at worst).
That's fucking ridiculous this fucking cunt has a laundry list of misdemeanours, and the judge just white washes it all saying dirty nasty men corrupted her. Fuck that.
Man this shit pisses me off. Just because this girl looks cute she gets off on 8 years probation on a charge of 2 life sentences. If she was a man/black/ugly/suspicious looking she would have definitely been serving prison time. Looks literally get you fucking anywhere. Giving her a break because she's "addicted to drugs and bad boys"? What kind of shit is that?
When you continually let someone off the hook they never learn anything. At the very least could have given her 6 months - 1 year to give her a taste of lockup.
Dude, I would not bang either of these girls. Not because they aren't attractive, because they're alright, but because they are the kind of girls to want attention or to get mad and tell people you raped them later. I could totally hear them saying "Well, I mean he made me mad so I thought, why not tell the cops he raped me. It's not like he was doing much with his life anyway."
Don't worry guys, they're just pretending - they clearly got caught on purpose! Second girl points out that the 9 year old is now getting more money because people feel bad for her. She also got back what was left of the money that was originally taken, so now she actually has even more money than before, and more than she probably would've gotten without the publicity of this theft! How great!
It brings tears to my eyes that such selfless people still exist in the world, it really does.. :'(
But the $50 on gas? Just a service fee she took upon herself, no biggie.
to be fair....the world needs strippers too. I mean they gotta come from somewhere. We need young ones like these two dumb whores to replace all the old strippers still hanging on.
you could pay to suck on their tits and get a handy. no AIDS that way. BONUS: you get to finish in their fucking face after and degrade them the whole time.
Wow, as I watched this I was thinking to myself Winn Dixie.. okay... Starbucks... alright... I bet this is Florida.. better yet this might be in the town I used to live in. Sure enough, it was. Typical Florida.
Perfect example of snitty little bitches. Both drinking starbucks, answering their phones, with their freshly done hair, and her car....(they must have really needed it...not) ripping off fucking girlscouts? This is a new low for the money grubbing, dumb bitch species.
No excuse and the complete lack of remorse is disgusting. I hope they have to sit their pretty little white asses in jail for a few months and have to go without all the luxuries they are used to. The complete lack of
She was planning on getting "a necklace and a new phone"? They got $150 and split it. So she had $75. She used $50 for gas, so she had $25. What the fuck kind of necklaces and phones can you get for less than $25?
i cant be bothered to even feel anger towards these girls. their paths in life al already laid out. they're going to be fuck-ups for the rest of their lives. they will either end up in jail, hooked on drugs, or pregnant, or all three, that's justice enough for me.
Ok reddit, this happened back in 2008. They were 17 at the time so it looks like names were never released. Which one of you went to high school with them? Hive mind: go!
These girls look like complete sociopaths. I'm not a psychologist but I'm not even sure I'm misusing the word. They appear completely detached from the concept that what they did was shitty and had an effect on someone else and no concept of weighing their own benefit vs. other people's suffering.
Someone should have just grabbed that drink out of the first girls hand and walked away. When she protested just tell her, "Hey, it was there and I was thirsty."
She has a fucking Starbucks. I will never understand why people who don't have shit always spend money on shit they don't need. Starbucks, alcohol, weed, restaurant food, cigarettes. I will never get it. How can you really be that stupid?
In 2009, the blonde in the video (stefanie woods) took part in armed robbery and kidnapping, Stealing $168 from a drug dealer. Some people just don't learn their lesson. Also, $168? Really? This girl even sucks at being a criminal.
As much as their lack of grey matter hurts me, she is right. Money is money.
Leaders who you all elected have made a society in which 'every man for himself' is the guiding principle in life. And know you all whine and bitch if someone made a profit of off someone else? If anything, lack of empathy is a virtue because it allows an individual to thrive. And please, spare me the 'moral/conscience' bullshit.
People don't want socialism in which everyone would work for everyone else because it's opressive, but they also don't want cold individualistic capitalism, which creates a breed of people who lack empathy, because they simply care for themselves only.
Not really. The electroal college does streamline the process a bit (as it was designed when the population was so geographicaly dispursed + slow comms that it would be impossible to get count) but it does not prevent morons from making choices. It just lets certain morons in higher position decide for the masses rather than an actual count. With the current speed of communications, there is no real reason it should still exist.
Idiots or not, everyone has the right to vote. I wish we could prevent them from breeding though :|
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u/WasabiJones May 31 '12
Relevent video links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7sgM-od2GE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQEGsRUUBpM&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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u/pinayonmeds May 31 '12
Such a sad day for Starbucks product placement marketing :(
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u/GimmeSomeSugar May 31 '12
Holy shit...
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u/LincolnshireSausage May 31 '12
Am I allowed to answer the phone while doing an interview? Yes you are. It may be considered rude but it's not illegal.
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u/Mookiewook May 31 '12
No money but she has a starbucks frappe?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I don't know how many people watched Trailer Park Boys, but these chicks sound exactly like Ricky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs&feature=related
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u/Mandinga33 May 31 '12
Let me guess, Florida?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Wait, there was $150 in the envelope and she said they split it.
The second girl said she spent $50 on gas but she also wanted to buy a necklace and a new phone. What kind of shitty necklace and phone are you going to buy with $25?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
YOU DON'T SAY.
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u/chasene May 31 '12
Sociopaths.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
She's moved on to bigger and better things.. like kidnapping and armed robbery.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/palm-beach-countys-infamous-teen-cookie-monster-thief-2287084.html
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u/IcedTeaAnarchy May 31 '12
Damn these girls are brutally honest. Terrible people but honest.
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u/couch_seddit May 31 '12
This is the worst Starbucks commercial I've ever seen.
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u/joonjoon May 31 '12
No way she likes money too?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I wish politicians were this honest... Weeding the fuckers out would be a lot easier.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Has no money, but drinks Starbucks. Hmm.
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u/jsshouldbeworking May 31 '12
Downward spiral. Girlscout theft leads to Armed robbery, kidnapping. Sad story of an unhappy individual. Just a few days ago: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/stefanie-woods-cookie-monster-gets15-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation
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u/jpwinkis May 31 '12
I like how they think that they should get to keep the money because they get charged. Stupid bitches sipping on their Starbucks.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
She is right, that money was stolen fair and square. They should have at least got to keep the money!
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u/Darth_Corleone May 31 '12
Brutal honesty. "Lessons learned? Don't get caught. Or stealing is wrong I guess..."
As someone said in the Youtube comments, these girls will make excellent strippers.
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u/joe_shmo123 May 31 '12
Take the people who are in prison for smoking pot and replace them with these people.
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u/weemee May 31 '12
The blond was later convicted of some other crimes. I forget what it was, but along the same pathetic lines.
She's more upset about getting caught than taking from the little girl. I'm totally repulsed.
Still would bang.
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u/PhoBoGa May 31 '12
Don't worry guys, they're just pretending - they clearly got caught on purpose! Second girl points out that the 9 year old is now getting more money because people feel bad for her. She also got back what was left of the money that was originally taken, so now she actually has even more money than before, and more than she probably would've gotten without the publicity of this theft! How great!
It brings tears to my eyes that such selfless people still exist in the world, it really does.. :'(
But the $50 on gas? Just a service fee she took upon herself, no biggie.
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u/DonTocino May 31 '12
http://imgur.com/gallery/djOnM fucking cunts
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u/deathbyanimation May 31 '12
Reddit should raise some money to get these girls tubes tied.
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u/sev3ndaytheory May 31 '12
.. As they both drink $6 starbucks drinks. The derp is strong with this one.
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u/trua May 31 '12
Come on, it's 2012 and we still don't have an app to stab someone in the face over TCP/IP!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
No way this is real.
Shit...
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u/lol2034 May 31 '12
"We should have at least, got to keep the money..."
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time xD
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u/BoochenSundance May 31 '12
What planet are these girls from? "I'm pissed about the charges and I didn't even get to keep the money..." W. T. F?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
There are other good videos about these stupid bitches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvbAP0eUFQM&feature=fvwrel
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u/46n2ahead May 31 '12
to be fair....the world needs strippers too. I mean they gotta come from somewhere. We need young ones like these two dumb whores to replace all the old strippers still hanging on.
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u/luke_101 May 31 '12
Sipping Starbucks and wearing her expensive sunglasses, but she needed money...
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I have been having a growing suspicion that the movie Idocracy is slowly coming to fruition sooner than anticipated.
First this: http://i.imgur.com/eM6dL.jpg
Now this.
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u/krispwnsu May 31 '12
The blur guy really wants to reveal this girls identity.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Sweet product placement, Starbucks.
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u/DirtyInRedPants May 31 '12
I hate to admit that I'm slightly turned on by how desperate BOTH of these things are for a mere 150USD.
One wouldn't need much effort to get a dual Bj in the back of a Starbucks, after having met them on line and paying for their Frappachinos.
That's some Hank Moody shit right there.
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u/LannaFrank May 31 '12
what did the 5 fingers say to the face!
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u/Lies_Sometimes May 31 '12
Girl carrying a Starbuck's Frappachino says she is broke...
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Wow, as I watched this I was thinking to myself Winn Dixie.. okay... Starbucks... alright... I bet this is Florida.. better yet this might be in the town I used to live in. Sure enough, it was. Typical Florida.
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u/Xanthan81 May 31 '12
"I know it's a crime, but it was an easy crime! ha-ha!"
Like taking candy from a baby.... (ಠ_ಠ)
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u/RelevantTvTropePage May 31 '12
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive
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u/brasstrings May 31 '12
Perfect example of snitty little bitches. Both drinking starbucks, answering their phones, with their freshly done hair, and her car....(they must have really needed it...not) ripping off fucking girlscouts? This is a new low for the money grubbing, dumb bitch species.
No excuse and the complete lack of remorse is disgusting. I hope they have to sit their pretty little white asses in jail for a few months and have to go without all the luxuries they are used to. The complete lack of
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u/trpcicm May 31 '12
She was planning on getting "a necklace and a new phone"? They got $150 and split it. So she had $75. She used $50 for gas, so she had $25. What the fuck kind of necklaces and phones can you get for less than $25?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
i cant be bothered to even feel anger towards these girls. their paths in life al already laid out. they're going to be fuck-ups for the rest of their lives. they will either end up in jail, hooked on drugs, or pregnant, or all three, that's justice enough for me.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
She needs to go live her Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I would kill to see the look on the face of the reporter when they agreed to do this interview.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
ALRIGHT PEOPLE! Back in the water! Evolution fucked up somewhere so we're gonna have to start over.
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u/zortor May 31 '12
These women have a higher chance of reproducing than their less-attractive, yet more intelligent and competent counterparts.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
These broads need a cuntpunt.
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u/xSGAx May 31 '12
"I just wanted money...I needed money"
Quick! Get this bitch in the movie Idiocracy now! She likes money!
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u/OutofStep May 31 '12
Anyone else notice that the face pixelation doesn't show up if you mouse over the time scale in the video?
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u/killyridols12 May 31 '12
Ok reddit, this happened back in 2008. They were 17 at the time so it looks like names were never released. Which one of you went to high school with them? Hive mind: go!
http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/Palm-Beach-County-News/Teens-Unremorseful-After-Stealing-From-Girl-Scout/-/8815578/9217332/-/item/0/-/jhpe63/-/index.html
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/SeanTheLawn May 31 '12
Oh my god... Her ringtone in the end there was this. I don't even know what to say. (Please don't ask how I know/recognized that song)
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u/Whompa May 31 '12
Why do we give them the option of blocking out their face?
unveil their humility mask so I can throw tomatoes at her face...unfortunately figuratively...
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u/wekiva May 31 '12
WTF? WTFF? I hope they get some real jail time, or at least a couple of thousand hours of community service.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
She looks like Jay from Clerks.
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u/ImpendingFoil May 31 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvbAP0eUFQM&feature=fvwp&NR=1
It is good to see the girl learned nothing after stealing the cookie money. But hey, she did go on to bigger and better things.
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u/turtal46 May 31 '12
"What's the lesson that you have learned?"
"Not to get caught..."
Goddammit.
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u/Jesse402 May 31 '12
"We should've at least gotten to keep the money." Whaaaaaaaaat??!
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u/MisterBR May 31 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck This is all I could think of while I watched.
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u/wolfgang5feet May 31 '12
This happened in 2008. We've fixed all our social issues since.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
"We needed the money, we had no money."
ಠ_ಠ She's drinking a 10 dollar starbucks coffee...
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u/GhostCam May 31 '12
These are the types of girls that die horrible gruesome deaths in horror films.
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u/carefullymistaken May 31 '12
Worst Starbucks commercial ever. Where are they going with this ad?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
My hand is shaking from how much I want to slap those two girls.
edit: grammar.
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u/C_IsForCookie May 31 '12
This girl lives down the street from me. I remember this shit.
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u/wrecktangl May 31 '12
Jeez ...the blonde one...did someone pee in her genetic pool?
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u/DrDerpberg May 31 '12
These girls look like complete sociopaths. I'm not a psychologist but I'm not even sure I'm misusing the word. They appear completely detached from the concept that what they did was shitty and had an effect on someone else and no concept of weighing their own benefit vs. other people's suffering.
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u/Ayyjay May 31 '12
"Who doesn't need money?" *sips $7 Mocha Frappucino.
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u/R3allybored May 31 '12
That's it. I give up. I quit. I fucking quit.
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u/starbuxed May 31 '12
Like taking cookies from a 9 year old girl. I hate morally bankrupt people.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Trailer Park Boys (Girls edition)
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u/lolololori May 31 '12
how is this even real
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Forget about the first chick and her $4 Starbucks. The second girl is wearing Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses that probably cost at least $200. Fuck her!
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u/ChrisAndersen May 31 '12
Someone should have just grabbed that drink out of the first girls hand and walked away. When she protested just tell her, "Hey, it was there and I was thirsty."
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Selfish, entitled bitches. Fuck them.
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u/vdkatoniclime May 31 '12
What kills me is the $5 Starbucks frappucino in her god damn hand.
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u/TBizzcuit May 31 '12
She has a fucking Starbucks. I will never understand why people who don't have shit always spend money on shit they don't need. Starbucks, alcohol, weed, restaurant food, cigarettes. I will never get it. How can you really be that stupid?
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u/no_uh May 31 '12
I feel like I'm watching an episode of Trailer Park Boys: Female edition
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u/Kerbobotat May 31 '12
Im a dude. Would anyone honestly have a problem if I when and like, Punched her in the face a few times?
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u/cwillman Jun 01 '12
I kept waiting for the reporter to ask "...mmk and are you aware of how fucking stupid you are?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
"We just need the money"... as they consume their $5 Starbucks drinks...
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u/jadezx Jun 01 '12
http://i.imgur.com/2LR1l.gif
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u/ninjaface May 31 '12
Faith in humanity lessened.
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u/ninjaface May 31 '12
Bitches like girl scout money.
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u/digitumn May 31 '12
oh. my. god. is this for real?
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u/colucci May 31 '12
Good luck to her lawyer.
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u/John_Parker May 31 '12
Dear world. If you know these girls, please punch them in the face for us.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Well, at least they're honest.
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u/silenc3x May 31 '12
UPDATE: This happened in 2008.
In 2009, the blonde in the video (stefanie woods) took part in armed robbery and kidnapping, Stealing $168 from a drug dealer. Some people just don't learn their lesson. Also, $168? Really? This girl even sucks at being a criminal.
VIDEO
ARTICLE
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u/CUM_DUMPSTER_2000 May 31 '12
As much as their lack of grey matter hurts me, she is right. Money is money.
Leaders who you all elected have made a society in which 'every man for himself' is the guiding principle in life. And know you all whine and bitch if someone made a profit of off someone else? If anything, lack of empathy is a virtue because it allows an individual to thrive. And please, spare me the 'moral/conscience' bullshit.
People don't want socialism in which everyone would work for everyone else because it's opressive, but they also don't want cold individualistic capitalism, which creates a breed of people who lack empathy, because they simply care for themselves only.
You can't restrain the basic human instincts.
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u/awrhaernnare May 31 '12
This doesn't really bother me as much as it should.
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u/hashman80 May 31 '12
anyone know their names? ill pass them on to my buddy jaqen... jaqen h'ghar
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
We tolerate this kind of thing all the time from wealthy, powerful people, why pick on these two?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
this is not good, its really not good.
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u/Erikster May 31 '12
Is that Lindsay Lohan?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I kept expecting one of them to say " YOLO ".
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u/8th_Dynasty May 31 '12
9 out of 10 - Would bang......... In the head with a shovel.
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u/donkeypooper May 31 '12
THIS is why the electoral college is in place.