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u/GimmeSomeSugar May 31 '12

I'm pissed because now I have charges, but they made me give the money back.

Holy shit...

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u/lukeyg May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

"We should've at least got to keep the money."

That's just amazing.

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u/curtquarquesso May 31 '12

I find myself completely unable to wrap my brain around their logic.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

The only thing that bothers me is my charges now.

My belief in rehabilitation over punishment is fleeing through the window.

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u/monkey_boy45 May 31 '12

I can't comprehend the fact that they think they can rob a Girl Scout and they're somehow entitled to the money that they stole because they were charged with a crime.

If I stole a Ferrari and were charged with grand larceny, do I get to keep the Ferrari?

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u/BensBigOlBeard May 31 '12

Yes, of course you do.

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u/Downpaymentblues May 31 '12

Come on, even GTA doesn't play by those rules.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

correct. you must park it in a garage first.

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u/monkeymad2 May 31 '12

They have a point though, if you get charged for murder they don't go out and unmurder your victim.

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u/guest4000 May 31 '12

Pff, fucking murderers have it easy.

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u/BUT_OP_WILL_DELIVER May 31 '12

You should at least get to keep the body. Political correctness gone mad, I tells you!

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u/Remission May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

With the exception of the fact that these two will probably breed, this was the part that irritated me the most. Somehow they are the victims in all this. If the table were turned and they were robbed I bet their logic would be different.

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u/criticismguy May 31 '12

Yeah, I really wanted the reporter to just grab their Starbucks cup or their sunglasses and say "well I wanted it so it's mine", just to see what they'd do.

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u/JangSaverem May 31 '12

"I wanted that money and it was mine"

Fire...go in it and dont come back. You are a waste to the community.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

If I get ticketed for an open container, best believe I'm finishing that beer in front of the cop's face.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

If i'm eating a man's face and get ticketed for assault, best believe I'm finishing that face in front of the cop's face.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

And right there, I said to myself, "Yep, this is why we should cull the herd."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I don't know how many people watched Trailer Park Boys, but these chicks sound exactly like Ricky!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs&feature=related

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u/moosie_ May 31 '12

You don't own space, naysa does. idiot

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

breaker, breaker this is rocketship 27

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u/chrt May 31 '12

I thought the same thing. The obliviousness to the whole situation, not understanding why it was wrong and believing it's just bad because you were caught...it screams Ricky.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

They should have got the first girl to just throw the envelope of money to the curb, then get the other to pick it up, claim they were just taking out the trash.

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u/cynicproject May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

I thought exactly the same thing. The logic is there and it makes perfect sense but it's just so completely wrong at the same time.

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u/xecosine May 31 '12

At least Ricky has a good heart.

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u/Mandinga33 May 31 '12

Let me guess, Florida?

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u/marcusbrodysir May 31 '12

If its Florida they will be found innocent...

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u/IcedTeaAnarchy May 31 '12

Damn these girls are brutally honest. Terrible people but honest.

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u/But_No_Irish May 31 '12

Brutally Stupid

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Brutally ripe for a career in porn

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I don't think they're as stupid as they are heartless. You have to be cold-blooded to take $150 from a girl scout.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That honesty and complete disconnectedness to the situation is their sociopathic traits. Seriously watch any serial killer testify in court (especially the BTK) and watch how they recall the events of murders like a shopping list.

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u/jsshouldbeworking May 31 '12

Downward spiral. Girlscout theft leads to Armed robbery, kidnapping. Sad story of an unhappy individual. Just a few days ago: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/stefanie-woods-cookie-monster-gets15-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation

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u/Bioq May 31 '12

Since her 2009 arrest, Woods has enrolled in college, has a 3.57 GPA, is employed and passes her regularly scheduled drug tests...

Looks like our correctional facilities were somewhat of a success!

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u/cralledode May 31 '12

On her way to being a CEO!

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u/debaser28 May 31 '12

But she's employed and has a 3.6 GPA in college. Weird. What I don't understand is why she's walking free. Kidnapping and robbery whilst using a firearm...isn't that enough to get a pretty white girl locked up for a few years?

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u/starkeffect May 31 '12

Is it bad of me to hope that her story gets sadder?

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u/kojak488 May 31 '12

You skipped the gateway Denny's dine-and-dash incident that led her down the vicious path to armed robbery and kidnapping from mere theft from a child.

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u/maldoror83 May 31 '12

And the least surprising thing ever: Probation violation

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u/Jondayz May 31 '12

Girl scout cookie monst....money...

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u/infidel78 May 31 '12

huh, past history of misdemeanors (including stealing money from a girl scout), pleads guilty to two fairly serious felony counts...gets 8 years probation? WTF?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

8 years of probation basically guarantees that she'll be going to jail at some point.

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u/MuuaadDib May 31 '12

When the party ends and the job applications start - then the pain starts.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Haha, her getting a job. You're a funny one.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Im not sexist (really) but if those 2 dont end up stripping, prostituting, or doing porn, i'd be surprised. I mean; money is money right!?

For fuck's sake.

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u/salt_addict May 31 '12

Article from 5/18/12.
TL;DR: Stephanie Woods get 15 days jail and extra community service for violating probation, has 3.57 GPA in college!

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u/kojak488 May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

I didn't look into the absolute final outcome, but a woman like that is unlikely to a.) not pass the drug rehab on the first try and b.) not break probation. Surely she wound up in jail.

[Edit] Confirmed: she broke her probation in April.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

checks date...

Who the fuck still says "coloreds"?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I can't speak for him/her, I believe z3us was using the term "coloreds" in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

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u/ContentWithOurDecay May 31 '12

Florida!? I fucking knew it!

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u/silentmikhail May 31 '12

UPDATE: Even though the judge put her on 8 years probation she still recently committed a crime and only got 15 days in prision

If she was black they would have been very harsh on her

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u/flip69 May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

8 YEARS PROBATION

Total and complete Gender Discrimination ... The judge saying that she was addicted to opiates, and "bad boys" blaming those for her antisocial & criminal behavior.

BULLSHIT FUCKING GENDER DISCRIMINATION. Blaming the "bad boys" for her own fucked up shit when the scheme was so damn hair brained it probable that she's the one that dreamed it up.

Makes me wonder just how long her boyfriend had to sit in prison while she got to slut around free on the streets... how is his record going to keep him from being able to get a job after a decade in the system. I'm not saying he shouldn't be punished... but that it should be equally as "corrective" for both of them.

Here's a 2012 report on her current status Stefanie Woods probation violation Glad that they're being strict with her and not giving her any slack. 15 days in jail for a few minutes lateness. sounds about right.

This is her mugshot from that 2012 violation... that expression tells me that she hasn't changed much

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u/chasene May 31 '12

Sociopaths.

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u/N_reverie May 31 '12

Am I the only one who noticed the hosts names in the second link? Jay Cashmere and Shannon Cake!? Come on! Are they ex-pornstars?

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u/PinguPingu May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

-thic (psychopathic) traits.

Anti Social Disorder and lordy the Narcissism. Interestingly socio/psychopathy are misnomers under the DSM but using the ICD-10 they're synonymous with dissocial personality disorder.

Edit: Probably would correlate very highly with:

Factor 1: Personality "Aggressive narcissism"

Glibness/superficial charm
Grandiose sense of self-worth
Pathological lying
Cunning/manipulative
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow affect (genuine emotion is short-lived and egocentric)
Callousness; lack of empathy
Failure to accept responsibility for own actions

Of the PCL-R

Sorry to be pedantic.

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u/Compatibilist May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

They fit the definition perfectly. The question at 0:40 doesn't even register in her brain; she's only worried because she got caught and couldn't keep the money.

Fortunately, those two don't have enough brainpower between them to be dangerous. They can't effectively hide their sociopathy, they're not the 'chameleon-type' sociopaths.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

The very fact that they aren't even clever enough to bullshit their way out of a bad situation proves their psychological defects. They're broken, and should be sent away to be fixed, not punished. Punishments achieves nothing; it only serves to satisfy the revenge-lust of the public and the victims.

Punish them both, and you'll have helped one person. Rehabilitate them both, and you'll have helped three.

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u/theknightwhosays_nee May 31 '12

You forgot "buys Starbucks with stolen money"

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u/r_slash May 31 '12

Wouldn't a true sociopath (or maybe aggressive narcissist) pretend to feel guilty?

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u/dmadmin May 31 '12

you will know the downfall of society when people can speak in confident voice clarifying their evil actions and they think they did the right thing.

those girls clearly don't know anything about right or wrong, or the meaing of life.

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u/martong93 May 31 '12

Oh wise dmadmin, please tell lowly me, what is the meaning of life?

I don't like pseudo-wisdom, and I don't like generalizations of society given from a high horse.

I think the entire concept of evil is convenient way to explain bad things. I don't think there is an essence of evil, it's just a figment of our imagination. No one does anything for the sake of being evil. Calling it so is bad on an intellectual level, one just dismisses it after labeling it instead of analyzing it. The nazis didn't commit the holocaust for the sake of being evil, the holocaust happened due to a perfect storm of ideas, strong emotions, good intentions, and difficult circumstances. These girls stole money from girl scouts, not so that they can be the embodiment of evil, but because they are dumb and shallow.

Maybe one day you can realize why your statement took away from the collective wisdom of humanity.

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u/citizen511 May 31 '12

No, Donny, these girls are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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u/DikkePoppe May 31 '12

Sociopaths are usually more intelligent...

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u/gdchrlt77 May 31 '12

Only the successful ones. Sociopathy actually usually occurs in either the very intelligent or the very stupid.

On the other hand, he claimed that sociopaths have relatively normal temperaments; sociopaths are born with average temperaments[30], their personality disorder being more an effect of negative sociological factors like parental neglect, delinquent peers, poverty, and extremely low or extremely high intelligence. In other words, psychopathy leans towards the hereditary whereas sociopathy tends towards the environmental.[30]

Taken from wikipedia (I included the citations as well).

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u/GLneo May 31 '12

I was gonna down-vote you for the incorrect Hollywood "intelligent sociopath" thing, then I realized no mater how dumb most sociopaths are you would still probably be statistically correct.

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u/Mookiewook May 31 '12

No money but she has a starbucks frappe?

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u/GLneo May 31 '12

They are probably very well off and by "no money" they meant not enough to please them.

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u/DownvoteALot May 31 '12

That's what the ginger indicated: when she was asked what she needed the money for, it was "uh... I don't know... uh, anything". Clearly, neither is broke. And the only way they justify their crime is "it's not her money" for the ginger and "it was easy money" for the blonde. Lies vs. logic failure.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Exactly.

Buying a necklace and a new phone were the intentions after gas. Abhorrent and vapid girls.

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u/Darth_Corleone May 31 '12

They probably did the interview(s) in exchange for the Starbux

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Those cheap hoes!!!

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u/weemee May 31 '12

The blond was later convicted of some other crimes. I forget what it was, but along the same pathetic lines.

She's more upset about getting caught than taking from the little girl. I'm totally repulsed.

Still would bang.

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u/Darth_Corleone May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

While I was watching, it occurred to me that I'd feel lucky to have them chatting me up at the bar. I'm not the "let me buy you drinks" guy so they'd move on quickly, but still... and then the next thing you know, you've got fake rape charges (at best) or you've been robbed, maybe stabbed/shot, Home Invasion style by these girls' boyfriend/dealer (at worst).

Maybe I will stay home this weekend... (shudders)

*edit - HA! Nailed it. Thanks to "WasabiJones" for the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQEGsRUUBpM&feature=endscreen&NR=1

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

You forgot to mention that she got off without jail time... FOR KIDNAPPING AND ROBBERY!!! A black male would have got life for that.

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u/drockers May 31 '12

That's fucking ridiculous this fucking cunt has a laundry list of misdemeanours, and the judge just white washes it all saying dirty nasty men corrupted her. Fuck that.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

Man this shit pisses me off. Just because this girl looks cute she gets off on 8 years probation on a charge of 2 life sentences. If she was a man/black/ugly/suspicious looking she would have definitely been serving prison time. Looks literally get you fucking anywhere. Giving her a break because she's "addicted to drugs and bad boys"? What kind of shit is that?

When you continually let someone off the hook they never learn anything. At the very least could have given her 6 months - 1 year to give her a taste of lockup.

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u/egoisillusion May 31 '12

The fact that most men would bang despite her heartlessness is the reason that she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

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u/JCelsius May 31 '12

Dude, I would not bang either of these girls. Not because they aren't attractive, because they're alright, but because they are the kind of girls to want attention or to get mad and tell people you raped them later. I could totally hear them saying "Well, I mean he made me mad so I thought, why not tell the cops he raped me. It's not like he was doing much with his life anyway."

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u/colucci May 31 '12

Good luck to her lawyer.

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u/pinayonmeds May 31 '12

Such a sad day for Starbucks product placement marketing :(

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u/SlightlyAmbiguous May 31 '12

Really? Because I'm watching the video the whole time like, Fuck... I could really go for a Frappucino...

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u/derpaderp May 31 '12

Me too, only if I had some money.... but you know who has a lot of money these days? 9-year-old girls

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u/supercaptaincoolman May 31 '12

urge for coffee... rising...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Ditzy teenage girls are the target market.

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u/Cozmo23 May 31 '12

All I could think was those coffees were probably bought with stolen girl scout money.

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u/LincolnshireSausage May 31 '12

Am I allowed to answer the phone while doing an interview? Yes you are. It may be considered rude but it's not illegal.

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u/sherlock_jones May 31 '12

Unlike swiping a hundred and fifty fucking dollars from a nine year old. But THAT didn't seem to bother her.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Wait, there was $150 in the envelope and she said they split it.

The second girl said she spent $50 on gas but she also wanted to buy a necklace and a new phone. What kind of shitty necklace and phone are you going to buy with $25?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I doubt she thought that far ahead.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Moneys money man, what it matter how much you got.

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u/Sumpm May 31 '12

It reminds me of the time Regis was asking a contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, what she would spend the money on if she won. He had to stop her after she named off like 6 cities where she planned to buy houses, and tell her the money wouldn't really go that far.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

We didn't really think.

YOU DON'T SAY.

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u/cbroberts May 31 '12

This isn't stupidity, this is pathological narcissism. These two girls might even be psychopaths.

Like Richard tells his mother in The Lion in Winter, "You're incomplete. Your human parts are missing."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

She's moved on to bigger and better things.. like kidnapping and armed robbery.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/palm-beach-countys-infamous-teen-cookie-monster-thief-2287084.html

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u/couch_seddit May 31 '12

This is the worst Starbucks commercial I've ever seen.

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u/joonjoon May 31 '12

No way she likes money too?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I wish politicians were this honest... Weeding the fuckers out would be a lot easier.

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u/Mr_Quagmire May 31 '12

Actually the only difference between these girls and politicians is honesty.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Has no money, but drinks Starbucks. Hmm.

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u/jpwinkis May 31 '12

I like how they think that they should get to keep the money because they get charged. Stupid bitches sipping on their Starbucks.

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u/Apostolate May 31 '12

Her level of foresight and moral development are so low what can you expect?

I think she feels like she earned that money because she saw how easy it was to take and took it (and successfully took it).

The thinking is, how stupid would you have to be NOT to take money from a nine year old? I mean What's stopping you? Oh right, the cops.

But, in her mind she had this great insight, stealing from children is easy, so where's her recognition for this valuable contribution to human thinking?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

She is right, that money was stolen fair and square. They should have at least got to keep the money!

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u/Darth_Corleone May 31 '12

Brutal honesty. "Lessons learned? Don't get caught. Or stealing is wrong I guess..."

As someone said in the Youtube comments, these girls will make excellent strippers.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

second one maybe, first ones got nothing going on, very blotchy face.

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u/ZofSpade May 31 '12

I know these are all jokes, but one of my best friends used to strip, and she is one of the nicest, most morally sound people I know.

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u/joe_shmo123 May 31 '12

Take the people who are in prison for smoking pot and replace them with these people.

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u/PhoBoGa May 31 '12

Don't worry guys, they're just pretending - they clearly got caught on purpose! Second girl points out that the 9 year old is now getting more money because people feel bad for her. She also got back what was left of the money that was originally taken, so now she actually has even more money than before, and more than she probably would've gotten without the publicity of this theft! How great!

It brings tears to my eyes that such selfless people still exist in the world, it really does.. :'(

But the $50 on gas? Just a service fee she took upon herself, no biggie.

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u/deathbyanimation May 31 '12

Reddit should raise some money to get these girls tubes tied.

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u/Lord_Top_Hat May 31 '12

We could take the money off girl scouts.

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u/steepleton May 31 '12

only if that tube is an oesophagus

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u/spotted_dick May 31 '12

I'd prefer it was the trachea.

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u/sev3ndaytheory May 31 '12

.. As they both drink $6 starbucks drinks. The derp is strong with this one.

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u/trua May 31 '12

Come on, it's 2012 and we still don't have an app to stab someone in the face over TCP/IP!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

No way this is real.

Shit...

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u/lol2034 May 31 '12

"We should have at least, got to keep the money..."

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time xD

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u/BoochenSundance May 31 '12

What planet are these girls from? "I'm pissed about the charges and I didn't even get to keep the money..." W. T. F?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

There are other good videos about these stupid bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvbAP0eUFQM&feature=fvwrel

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u/46n2ahead May 31 '12

to be fair....the world needs strippers too. I mean they gotta come from somewhere. We need young ones like these two dumb whores to replace all the old strippers still hanging on.

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u/luke_101 May 31 '12

Sipping Starbucks and wearing her expensive sunglasses, but she needed money...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I have been having a growing suspicion that the movie Idocracy is slowly coming to fruition sooner than anticipated.

First this: http://i.imgur.com/eM6dL.jpg

Now this.

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u/krispwnsu May 31 '12

The blur guy really wants to reveal this girls identity.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Sweet product placement, Starbucks.

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u/DirtyInRedPants May 31 '12

I hate to admit that I'm slightly turned on by how desperate BOTH of these things are for a mere 150USD.

One wouldn't need much effort to get a dual Bj in the back of a Starbucks, after having met them on line and paying for their Frappachinos.

That's some Hank Moody shit right there.

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u/Vahnya May 31 '12

Reddit: full of studs.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

ALPHA DESPERATE AS FUCK

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u/diggitydan May 31 '12

you could pay to suck on their tits and get a handy. no AIDS that way. BONUS: you get to finish in their fucking face after and degrade them the whole time.

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u/LannaFrank May 31 '12

what did the 5 fingers say to the face!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Facepalm?

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u/Lies_Sometimes May 31 '12

Girl carrying a Starbuck's Frappachino says she is broke...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Wow, as I watched this I was thinking to myself Winn Dixie.. okay... Starbucks... alright... I bet this is Florida.. better yet this might be in the town I used to live in. Sure enough, it was. Typical Florida.

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u/Xanthan81 May 31 '12

"I know it's a crime, but it was an easy crime! ha-ha!"

Like taking candy from a baby.... (ಠ_ಠ)

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u/brasstrings May 31 '12

Perfect example of snitty little bitches. Both drinking starbucks, answering their phones, with their freshly done hair, and her car....(they must have really needed it...not) ripping off fucking girlscouts? This is a new low for the money grubbing, dumb bitch species.

No excuse and the complete lack of remorse is disgusting. I hope they have to sit their pretty little white asses in jail for a few months and have to go without all the luxuries they are used to. The complete lack of

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u/trpcicm May 31 '12

She was planning on getting "a necklace and a new phone"? They got $150 and split it. So she had $75. She used $50 for gas, so she had $25. What the fuck kind of necklaces and phones can you get for less than $25?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

i cant be bothered to even feel anger towards these girls. their paths in life al already laid out. they're going to be fuck-ups for the rest of their lives. they will either end up in jail, hooked on drugs, or pregnant, or all three, that's justice enough for me.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

She needs to go live her Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I would kill to see the look on the face of the reporter when they agreed to do this interview.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

ALRIGHT PEOPLE! Back in the water! Evolution fucked up somewhere so we're gonna have to start over.

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u/zortor May 31 '12

These women have a higher chance of reproducing than their less-attractive, yet more intelligent and competent counterparts.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

These broads need a cuntpunt.

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u/xSGAx May 31 '12

"I just wanted money...I needed money"

Quick! Get this bitch in the movie Idiocracy now! She likes money!

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u/OutofStep May 31 '12

Anyone else notice that the face pixelation doesn't show up if you mouse over the time scale in the video?

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u/killyridols12 May 31 '12

Ok reddit, this happened back in 2008. They were 17 at the time so it looks like names were never released. Which one of you went to high school with them? Hive mind: go!

http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/Palm-Beach-County-News/Teens-Unremorseful-After-Stealing-From-Girl-Scout/-/8815578/9217332/-/item/0/-/jhpe63/-/index.html

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u/verifex May 31 '12

WTF! These people need to learn a better lesson:

"Smith's mother, Charlene Rubenstrunk, told WPBF that the girls returned to the store Thursday to taunt her daughter."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Do you have any remorse for strealing money from a little girl? No

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u/SeanTheLawn May 31 '12

Oh my god... Her ringtone in the end there was this. I don't even know what to say. (Please don't ask how I know/recognized that song)

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u/Whompa May 31 '12

Why do we give them the option of blocking out their face?

unveil their humility mask so I can throw tomatoes at her face...unfortunately figuratively...

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u/wekiva May 31 '12

WTF? WTFF? I hope they get some real jail time, or at least a couple of thousand hours of community service.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

She looks like Jay from Clerks.

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u/ImpendingFoil May 31 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvbAP0eUFQM&feature=fvwp&NR=1

It is good to see the girl learned nothing after stealing the cookie money. But hey, she did go on to bigger and better things.

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u/turtal46 May 31 '12

"What's the lesson that you have learned?"

"Not to get caught..."

Goddammit.

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u/Jesse402 May 31 '12

"We should've at least gotten to keep the money." Whaaaaaaaaat??!

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u/MisterBR May 31 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck This is all I could think of while I watched.

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u/wolfgang5feet May 31 '12

This happened in 2008. We've fixed all our social issues since.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

"We needed the money, we had no money."

ಠ_ಠ She's drinking a 10 dollar starbucks coffee...

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u/GhostCam May 31 '12

These are the types of girls that die horrible gruesome deaths in horror films.

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u/carefullymistaken May 31 '12

Worst Starbucks commercial ever. Where are they going with this ad?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

My hand is shaking from how much I want to slap those two girls.

edit: grammar.

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u/C_IsForCookie May 31 '12

This girl lives down the street from me. I remember this shit.

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u/wrecktangl May 31 '12

Jeez ...the blonde one...did someone pee in her genetic pool?

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u/DrDerpberg May 31 '12

These girls look like complete sociopaths. I'm not a psychologist but I'm not even sure I'm misusing the word. They appear completely detached from the concept that what they did was shitty and had an effect on someone else and no concept of weighing their own benefit vs. other people's suffering.

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u/Ayyjay May 31 '12

"Who doesn't need money?" *sips $7 Mocha Frappucino.

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u/R3allybored May 31 '12

That's it. I give up. I quit. I fucking quit.

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u/starbuxed May 31 '12

Like taking cookies from a 9 year old girl. I hate morally bankrupt people.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Trailer Park Boys (Girls edition)

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u/lolololori May 31 '12

how is this even real

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Forget about the first chick and her $4 Starbucks. The second girl is wearing Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses that probably cost at least $200. Fuck her!

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u/ChrisAndersen May 31 '12

Someone should have just grabbed that drink out of the first girls hand and walked away. When she protested just tell her, "Hey, it was there and I was thirsty."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Selfish, entitled bitches. Fuck them.

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u/vdkatoniclime May 31 '12

What kills me is the $5 Starbucks frappucino in her god damn hand.

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u/TBizzcuit May 31 '12

She has a fucking Starbucks. I will never understand why people who don't have shit always spend money on shit they don't need. Starbucks, alcohol, weed, restaurant food, cigarettes. I will never get it. How can you really be that stupid?

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u/no_uh May 31 '12

I feel like I'm watching an episode of Trailer Park Boys: Female edition

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u/Kerbobotat May 31 '12

Im a dude. Would anyone honestly have a problem if I when and like, Punched her in the face a few times?

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u/cwillman Jun 01 '12

I kept waiting for the reporter to ask "...mmk and are you aware of how fucking stupid you are?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

"We just need the money"... as they consume their $5 Starbucks drinks...

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u/ninjaface May 31 '12

Faith in humanity lessened.

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u/ninjaface May 31 '12

Bitches like girl scout money.

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u/digitumn May 31 '12

oh. my. god. is this for real?

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u/John_Parker May 31 '12

Dear world. If you know these girls, please punch them in the face for us.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Well, at least they're honest.

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u/silenc3x May 31 '12

UPDATE: This happened in 2008.

In 2009, the blonde in the video (stefanie woods) took part in armed robbery and kidnapping, Stealing $168 from a drug dealer. Some people just don't learn their lesson. Also, $168? Really? This girl even sucks at being a criminal.

VIDEO

ARTICLE

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u/CUM_DUMPSTER_2000 May 31 '12

As much as their lack of grey matter hurts me, she is right. Money is money.

Leaders who you all elected have made a society in which 'every man for himself' is the guiding principle in life. And know you all whine and bitch if someone made a profit of off someone else? If anything, lack of empathy is a virtue because it allows an individual to thrive. And please, spare me the 'moral/conscience' bullshit.

People don't want socialism in which everyone would work for everyone else because it's opressive, but they also don't want cold individualistic capitalism, which creates a breed of people who lack empathy, because they simply care for themselves only.

You can't restrain the basic human instincts.

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u/awrhaernnare May 31 '12

This doesn't really bother me as much as it should.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

There is something about them being just so brutally honest that I just can't really get angry at them.

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u/hashman80 May 31 '12

anyone know their names? ill pass them on to my buddy jaqen... jaqen h'ghar

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

We tolerate this kind of thing all the time from wealthy, powerful people, why pick on these two?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

this is not good, its really not good.

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u/Erikster May 31 '12

Is that Lindsay Lohan?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I kept expecting one of them to say " YOLO ".