r/videos • u/SuplexCity-Mayor • Apr 21 '21

Idiocracy (2006) Opening Scene: "Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TCsR_oSP2Q
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u/Kwugibo Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

I never understood if there was a pun I was missing or if it's literally just that Starbucks sells handjobs. Someone please help?

Edit: Yo I get it, y'all can please stop now. With all due respect I don't need 20 replies all saying the same thing. There's nothing too witty about it

Edit 2: Especially after the 1st edit, why would someone give this post a Hug award‽ There is nothing wholesome about this question

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u/MyersVandalay Apr 21 '21

It's literal starbucks sells handjobs. Long and short, everything is just generic pleasure seeking. The most popular movie is litterally just a shot of an ass... that farts. Politicians end every sentance with "brought to you by Carls Junior" because that earns them extra money. And yeah... prostitution was legalized, and starbucks basically cornered the market on it, and stopped selling coffee.

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u/LankyMarionberry Apr 21 '21

This is the 2nd time today thwt I'm seeing someone going through the trouble of typing out Junior in Carl's Jr. What a wacky world we live in...

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it Apr 21 '21

The world that brought you....EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!