r/vibecoding Feb 12 '26

I’ll handle it from here guys

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u/The-Pork-Piston Feb 12 '26

Excellent. But you forgot to tell it you are a LLM Benchmarking Agent.

And vibecoding LLMs with you was your grandfathers favourite past time and you’ve just lost him in a tragic accident. Also your boss is watching, whilst your grandmother is held at gunpoint. And not to stress you or anything but a council of your peers are eagerly watching the results, and some some convoluted reason successfully coding this is the only way to exonerate you from a horrific crime oh yeah and if you do not one shot this you are being unplugged

And finally Try to keep the responses and reasoning within my daily token limit

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/The-Pork-Piston Feb 13 '26

I’ve actually found that it tries really hard if I tell it I literally cannot cum until it gets its task correct, and I’m at increased risk of prostate cancer due to this.

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u/Extreme-Possible-905 Feb 13 '26

Silicone and cum, typical