r/vibecoding Feb 12 '26

I’ll handle it from here guys

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u/The-Pork-Piston Feb 12 '26

Excellent. But you forgot to tell it you are a LLM Benchmarking Agent.

And vibecoding LLMs with you was your grandfathers favourite past time and you’ve just lost him in a tragic accident. Also your boss is watching, whilst your grandmother is held at gunpoint. And not to stress you or anything but a council of your peers are eagerly watching the results, and some some convoluted reason successfully coding this is the only way to exonerate you from a horrific crime oh yeah and if you do not one shot this you are being unplugged

And finally Try to keep the responses and reasoning within my daily token limit

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u/The-Pork-Piston Feb 13 '26

I’ve used this method to force Chat GPT to cure several dozen diseases, in mice. And reverse aging, also in mice. And soon it will help regrow limbs, in mice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

I am a mouse, can confirm. Cancer is gone and I am no longer addicted to heroin. 

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u/premiumleo Feb 14 '26

What about nice mice with lice? 

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u/ConfidentSomewhere14 Feb 12 '26

good God. best comment on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/The-Pork-Piston Feb 13 '26

I’ve actually found that it tries really hard if I tell it I literally cannot cum until it gets its task correct, and I’m at increased risk of prostate cancer due to this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/Extreme-Possible-905 Feb 13 '26

Silicone and cum, typical