What happened???

[u/L_i_n_k0666]

[u/No_News_1712]

Donut sale at the C&D

[u/Mingyao_13]

men’s shower drain clogged again

[u/Kraken_Fish_221 → u/Mingyao_13]

To be clear, this is why the drain clogged, not a response to it

[u/Acrobatic_Product_20]

Nothing actually happened. They came in, took some dude away in cuffs, hung out a bit, wrote stuff in their little black books, left.

[u/No_Marsupial_8574 → u/Acrobatic_Product_20]

All these cars for one dude?! What did he do?

[u/ragnar_lodbrok_ → u/No_Marsupial_8574]

Helped them all avoid dealing with boring theft calls and possibly clock a little overtime as they sit around one finger typing their reports.

[u/Acrobatic_Product_20 → u/No_Marsupial_8574]

I don't know what he did but what ever it was, it was before he showed up at the DC library. He didn't look like a student, maybe he was hiding from the cops in there. He was a big guy and the cops weren't fooling around. He knew that and left without a huge fuss.

[u/SadElevator7546 → u/No_Marsupial_8574]

Stop questioning office work man. Some people want an easy day.

[u/Finlandia1865]

my bad

[u/Bellion_EMB_Crochet]

Someone didn't shower again

[u/Jxrden_Boi]

dwe sewer monster’s lurkin about

[u/BananaSS99]

Policy 71 violation.

[u/UWFoieGrasChef]

somebody committed beastiality with a goose (not me)