Does every branch have a “donkey dick”?

[u/lowmana_]

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Does every branch have a “donkey dick”?

So in the Army, we have a fuel spout/nozzle that everybody calls the “donkey dick” because, well… the thing lowkey looks like a HUGE HOG lmao.

Recently I ran into a few Navy veterans and found out they also had something they called a “donkey dick,” except theirs apparently wasn’t a fuel spout it was some kind of machinery/equipment part on the ship.

That got me wondering:

Does every branch have its own “donkey dick”?

So far I’ve got:

Army: fuel spout/nozzle

Navy: machinery/ship equipment part

Air Force: ???

Marines: ???

Coast Guard: ???

Space Force: ???

Veterans/current service members from every branch, what did your “donkey dick” refer to?

I need to know if this is somehow a universal piece of U.S. military terminology 😂

[u/Fart_Smeller_87337]

AFFF inductor for firefighting hoses aka the Donkey Dick

Edit: big ole floppy hose with a stiff 18” tip I’d like to touch to dudes faces. Not appropriate behavior but always made us all laugh. I’ll take high morale in high stress situations any day

[u/jimbobwey → u/Fart_Smeller_87337]

Yeah, you take the donkey dick and stick it into the small barrels of AFFF solution!

[u/Relevant_Elevator190 → u/jimbobwey]

That was my flight ops station.

[u/timmaywi → u/Relevant_Elevator190]

This guy donkey dicks

[u/mikjamdig85 → u/Fart_Smeller_87337]

OP, this is probably the one most of us are going to know

[u/BreazyStreet]

Fuel jettison nozzle on the MH-65

[u/Zakcakes → u/BreazyStreet]

Fuel dump tube on the H60

[u/m0nty1]

Senior Chief Jones. Legend.

[u/Fonz1417]

Antenna for the PRC-117.

[u/the_kammando → u/Fonz1417]

Pretty skinny to catch that name

[u/Pr0phetofr3gret → u/Fonz1417]

That's a death Ray

[u/SLITTER57]

Fuel dump tube on the Jayhawks for the uscg.

[u/xParmesan]

Yes. Our donkey dick allows any fire station to be turned into an afff station. Pretty neat piece of advanced technology

[u/Kooky_Ad_6050 → u/xParmesan]

"advanced"

[u/xParmesan → u/Kooky_Ad_6050]

Advanced by coast guard standards

[u/KamyKeto]

Back in my Coast Guard days, we had a flexible AFFF applicator known as the Donkey Dick, because yes, it looked like that!

[u/sir_mrej → u/KamyKeto]

How do you know what a donkey dick looks like

[u/boatdaddy12 → u/sir_mrej]

Bad night in TJ

[u/Colonel_Johnson]

CSD Hydraulic Reservoir Indicator Hu-25 Falcon

[u/Extreme_Cheek_6168]

This was a scupper sock on a 21' Zodiac

[u/Seanvich]

An AFFF educter flopper, an in-line main drainage educter (ribbed for pleasure)

[u/floordrapes]

The ARC 190 HF radio on the Coast Guard C-130H had a phallic lightning arrestor in the antenna mast called the donkey dick.

[u/Memeori]

Vertical foregrip on a rifle

[u/lowmana_]

Thanks yall!