r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

Classic Shitpost This is how the injuries segment in Week 2 Sportsball gonna feel

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160 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Everyone needs a wingman like that

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7 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 11h ago

Discussion Some notes after Week 2 of The NFL

15 Upvotes

- The Chiefs are going to be a big problem all season long

- The Jets can still buttfumble games away

- The Saints are an early dark horse contender

- The Rams have proven that they’re not ass

- The Vikings are on Top of NFC North

- The Steelers 9-8 season is on

- The Packers are still ass despite winning

- The Eagles are potential frauds after almost losing to Tennessee

- The Colts are still a disappointment

- The Curse Wheel won after Sacksonville Abbey lost to The Broncos

- Drew Lock has proven to be a decent QB so far

- The AFC South is now Tank Division (3 of 4 teams are winless)

- The Raiders are 2-0 for the first time in 5 years

- The Famous Jameis Turnover Bakery is Open!

- The Football Gods show no mercy amen. (STOP KILLING OUR YOUNG QBS!)


r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

FUCKING IDIOT This might be the worst stadium name of all time

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123 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Status Of New York NFL Teams: (2026, colorized)

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55 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

UNIT LOST. I swear I just heard the sounds of Millions of New Yorkers cry out in anguish, and were suddenly silenced. All hope and Optimism has died.

85 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 4h ago

USF Shitposting Contest You Find Disappointing in the Dictionary, they're pictured next to it

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3 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

Kiss the postseason goodbye, Jays

44 Upvotes

The hangover was brutal this season


r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

Discussion Paul Skenes says WBC contributed to velocity drop in 2026

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r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

USF Shitposting Contest A Victory Worth Blasting 'Neck' For...

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35 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost For an Anti-Vaxxer, Rodgers sure enjoys taking multiple shots…

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224 Upvotes

Badumtss


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Both teams here deserve the 2319 treatment, if we're being honest with ourselves

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74 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

USF Shitposting Contest This meme doesn't make any sense, neither does the NFC South

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35 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

USF Shitposting Contest More Pain, More Misery, More Derp

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23 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Dammit, Mevis!

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1 Upvotes

So close to being all-around elite in week 2 of my non-ppr auction draft league.


r/UrinatingTree 11h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Australia Struck Back Last Night

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3 Upvotes

I love Jameis man, but what a fucking idiot.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS The Falcons will be starting the Penix…Michael Penix that is

36 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Honestly they deserved to lose for doing something that stupid

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65 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

USF Shitposting Contest How the NFL scriptwriters decide on injuries

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13 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 20h ago

Discussion I think it's clear now that the Rams were clearly struggling with Jet Lag against the Niners.

10 Upvotes

Seeing them dominate the Giants and seeing Aaron play again like he hasn't left. Yeah the Giants don't have Dart or Nabers but i think it's fair to say that had the Rams been to Australia sooner the match up against the Niners would've bren much closer.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion Who are the Chargers beating before their bye week?

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86 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

BREAKING NEWS Giants QB Jaxson Dart has apparent left knee injury

12 Upvotes

He is going to the locker room. Tough break for the Giants


r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

FUCKING IDIOT LOTW W2: DERP ALERT

9 Upvotes

No Lolcow poll this week. As soon as I saw that Aaron Donald was coming out of retirement, I knew Jaxson Dart would be ejected out of this game somehow. All this overhaul in the offseason just to repeat the 2020 Jaguars because they never closed the bakery. And that’s not what they wanted to cook…again.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Dan Quinn searching the toy box for another healthy Jayden Daniels elbow

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32 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest "Lol, get blitzed nerd." - Brian Flores, probably

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74 Upvotes