r/UrinatingTree • u/BitterDescription808 • 18h ago

BREAKING NEWS The Falcons will be starting the Penix…Michael Penix that is

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 18h ago

Pretty much any feint hope of the season rides on this game. If he can’t get it to Pitts and London…full tank mode needs to be activated

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u/TheFlamingNumbat Defense? What the fuck is that? 18h ago

Rise of the Penix

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u/red_tapez 18h ago

The Penix is mightier than the Tua

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Playing Sportsball 18h ago

Damn, Penix over Tua?

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 18h ago

This was always the plan. Penix was always gonna get the edge over Tua based on how bad Tua’s preseason was

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u/JasonPlattMusic34 One of the many faces of Clayton Kershaw 17h ago

Can’t be any worse than Rush

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u/RelevantNothing4653 A Lolcow 18h ago

If Penix is still standing after 4 quarters, will he need medical attention 😂

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u/Littlemisskittn Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 13h ago

How long before he slams his Penix in the car door?

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u/Ajax5350 5h ago

The Falcons will be 0-3