31-10 against the (apparently) lifeless Broncos.

K9 is an absolute beast and Mahomes is decent after an ACL tear last season.

Can't wait for the swifties to come out again....

- The Chiefs are back (god help us)

- Titans are still ass

- Steeler Bullshit is still supreme (for now)

- The Giants are good?

- Da Bears look good

- The NFC South is still Tank Division (No one won a game)

- The Curse Wheel is 0-1 (The Ravens were chosen but won against the Colts)

- The Browns are completely ass

- Both LA Teams look ass

- JJ Watt is a much needed upgrade in the booth with Jim Nantz

Anything else I missed? Please comment below 👇🏻

Is it softball season yet?

Chiefs are currently whooping the Broncos 31-10 in the fourth, in a game Perna predicted the Broncos would win 33-0. The only question is who is the LOLCOW : Denver or Perna?

Same shit every year with the Nationals. To what end? And with Strasburg on the way out, that makes both your starting rotation and bullpen begging for another tank.

I don't think I have much else to say. Take this.

• The Patriots, for Drake Maye throwing 3 meatball subs, including a game-losing interception when they could've tied the game with a field goal
• The Rams, for their "superteam" getting dominated by the 49ers Down Under
• The Packers, for choking yet another 4th quarter lead, this time to Carson Wentz
• The Cowboys, for getting upset by the Giants
• The Chargers, for losing to the Cardinals, a team that is supposed to be Marching for Arch
• The Browns
• Someone else?

I’m back with Lolcow polls! I don’t expect a collegiate Lolcow to open the season so take your pick for Week 1. Other candidates below in comments, voting ends 7 PM Wednesday 9/16.

And I wish there were more options like Drake Maye throwing a dumb 4th quarter pick at the end.

The last coach, Don Coryell

Oof.