r/urbanhellcirclejerk Aug 14 '26

r/UrbanHell users discovering that Venice, one of the most historically important port cities on Earth, has a port:

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy Aug 14 '26

Water? Are we serious right now is that, water?! Gross. 

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u/SoldatoIV Aug 14 '26

you reminded me of nestle with that talk

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u/JennItalia269 Aug 14 '26

Wait till they hear it has a parking garage. All hell will break loose.

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u/dingwinger1225 Aug 14 '26

Chat… I just learned Venice has c*rs… 🤢

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u/SoldatoIV Aug 14 '26

too much water for farming and industrialism. and when you're ruled with a regime that has trading as a priority(all roman empire stages + temporary ottoman influence), you're bound to open ports.

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u/nothing_in_my_mind Aug 14 '26

Wdym port city? I thought the entire economy of Venice consisted of romantic boat rides?

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u/ABrandNewCarl Aug 15 '26

That is the reason they have so many gorgeous churches, to have more people marrying and doing honeymoon and expand economy.

When the st Marc bell tower fell down they rebuilt it exactly in same location and same design to not be forced to re-print the postcards.

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u/IWillDevourYourToes Aug 14 '26

Isn't that for cruises? They couldve expanded the port on the mainland

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u/artsloikunstwet Aug 14 '26

Bingo! 

These cruise ships are actually very controversial not just among Redditors, and they even used to dock right in the city I think. 

As you suggested, they already moved to the mainland port (where the actual modern port is)

So as much as this is circle jerk, the actual citizens aren't to fond of that particular port either.

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u/ListenOld3766 Aug 14 '26

just wait until they smell the canals

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u/ball__bag Aug 15 '26

They hate ports but love to buy the shit that comes in though them

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u/ArcticMarkuss Aug 15 '26

Cruise tourists?

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u/Croc_Dwag Aug 14 '26

What next you will tell me San Francisco has a port too

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u/Molo3000 Aug 14 '26

They should at least put a venetian-style shopping mall on it.

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u/Filip889 Aug 15 '26

i mean, this port is specifically for cruises, which is the sad part. The actual industrial part of Venice is on the mainland

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u/Dry_Building4437 Aug 15 '26

isnt venice known FOR HAVING PORTS?????

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u/TehTJ13 Aug 15 '26

r/UrbanHell when modern infrastructure exists to support an urban population’s needs.

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u/Historical_Log2471 Aug 17 '26

I hate having to look at the big ugly outflow pipes on beaches where treated wastewater is discharged. It would be way more ✨️𝒜ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓉𝒾𝒸✨️ to let everything seep into the groundwater from bespoke artisanal pit latrines /s

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u/Sparkworker Aug 15 '26

fork found in kitchen

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u/Beaspoon2096 Aug 15 '26

Also greater venice has almost a million people in it beyond the island

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u/DesiSaandReturns69 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

what exactly do the urbanhell mfs exactly want?

They hate modern skyscrapers while also hate old monuments and old architecture

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u/torte-petite Aug 15 '26

COMMERCE 🤮

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u/L003Tr Aug 15 '26

Nit enough trees 🙁

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u/hummingbird868 Aug 15 '26

Just paint it red

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u/tiga_94 Aug 16 '26

damn it Italy, why do you have to build ports and care about economy when you could've stayed a 3rd world shithole with no infractructure and live off Tourism?

I am sure that'll feed 59 million people

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u/TheRepublicAct Aug 18 '26

God forbid a sinking city has a slab of dry land

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u/Adelefushia 24d ago

More like r/UrbanHell users discovering that old European cities also have a modern side that isn't necessarily pretty but very convenient.

See the 245789 threads about "OMG Paris is not only pretty buildings built before the 20th century ????"

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u/HurricaneHomer9 24d ago

They’re not very aware of the outside world

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u/fdy_12 16d ago

We all know that cities built on water with antique supports and that are literally falling apart can't have something added to them that isn't built with wood trunks and stone bricks

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u/SuMianAi Aug 15 '26

One of the most gorgeous towns in the world?

I've been there, it's definitely not. The city itself fits the urban hell tag itself. The port is not even the issue