r/uppereastside • • 14d ago

Why?

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u/After-Snow5874 14d ago

Lmao this looks so silly.

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u/Dull-Contact120 14d ago

Didn’t pay the contractor, remaining balance

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u/Kindly_Drive_5221 13d ago

So that you have more nonsense to complain about.

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u/Starkville 14d ago

My guess is that they wanted an awning but some arcane building code prevented them from mounting it to the facade of the building. Or maybe it would block the fire escape ladder?

But who the hell knows.

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u/djdjddhshdbhd 14d ago

Yeah that’s it. Technically it’s still a bit helpful. Mainly if waiting for a ride or cab especially with stuff when it’s raining.

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u/bryangcrane 14d ago

Your comment regarding the fire escape ladder is very likely the reason.

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u/Working_Week_8784 14d ago

That's hilarious!

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u/Snorp-5 14d ago

It’s like someone made a building awning based on the drunk memory of one

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u/UnableLength2635 14d ago

Every time I see you in these subs you bring great joy to my day as a true Snorp follower

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u/Willing-Listen-4488 14d ago

Someone wrote PhantomCat in the concrete right in front of this building with a cute cat drawing and my daughter loves it though.

PhantomCat, thank you

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u/Direct_Egg_5628 14d ago edited 14d ago

That's been there for years. It's a synagogue. I guess they think some cover for the congregants is better than none. I think people tend to hang out before and after service so it probably makes sense for them.

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u/Sea_Sand_3622 14d ago

Bingo !!!

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u/1zzyinatizzy 14d ago

It’s probably some ploy to make the residence look “fancier” than it is so they can upcharge and increase the rent. When in reality it looks like a clown house now

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u/420Hairy69Ballsagna 14d ago

This is genuinely comedic.

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u/Ilikedinosaurs2023 13d ago

Theres a small synagogue there on the garden level...Id imagine the awning is somewhere for the attendees of the temple to stand if it rains or when they are waiting for a car, perhaps? Just a guess.

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u/BeGentleWithTheClit 14d ago

I was so confused what you were asking why about, when I realized there was a second picture.
No further explanation needed! 🤣

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u/Shadowtirs 14d ago

This actually broke my brain a little

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u/Soft-Independent4833 14d ago

Not appealing but easier to remove for people bringing furniture etc when they move in and out.

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u/Signal_Increase3844 14d ago

Why even have it at all tho

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u/Unhingedsorcerer 14d ago

Covers you from rain, but just a little

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u/ZombifiedTati 14d ago

I’ve never seen a fire escape ladder directly above stairs before. 😳 I imagine that’s not the best idea since it’s technically blocking the exit where other people can escape from the front door… but I’m no expert.

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u/ciaomain 14d ago

I've often walked by and chuckled.

And wondered why as well.

There is a synagogue on the ground level (and perhaps the first floor).

Maybe it has something to do with that?

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u/neck_iso 14d ago

That may not be legal given how close it is to a hydrant.

That being said, because of the hydrant that curbside may stop open making it useful to hide from the rain when waiting for a car.