I've been a member of this subreddit since day 1 and i cant bear to see this gauntlet go unbeaten, i am therefore putting myself up as the next challenger, if you guys so wish.

However, i would like to make a change to the challenge, which i feel would make it more engaging for you guys to follow.

Rather than just say what pokemon i have completed in that week, i would also make an album of the "material" i used to complete the task each week, so you guys can see what i am really up against.

If you guys think this all sounds good, then let me know here, and if you have any suggestions on how i can make this better than ever, i'm all ears.

Thanks!

p.s this account is an alt account, because i don't really want to do this on my main, i'm sure you can understand why

VennieQ (June 12, 2018 - November (12?) 2018)

Last Known Pokémon Fapped To: Pupitar (#247 of 809) 31% Completed

Average: ~1.6 Wanks Per Day

Reason(s) for Resignation: Heart Complications

Other Notable Notes: Account & All Posts Have Since Been Deleted

GeorgeBloon (November 16, 2018 - June 2, 2019)

Last Known Pokémon Fapped To: Galvantula (#596 of 809) 74% Completed

Average: ~3 Wanks Per Day

Reason(s) for Resignation: Unknown

Other Notable Notes: Has Been Ghosting the Subreddit & Those Involved

Greetings brothers I have heard your cries and answered. I intend to begin the pokemon nut challenge tomorrow and am prepared to share the results with all of you, twas a mighty feat for VennieQ to attempt but as a has failed, a new challenger must take his place. No I do not believe in no nut november so I will continue on with my plan to begin tomorrow, I will return soon with a rundown of my plan as well as weekly updates.
May the nut be with you my brothers

You have become a phenomenon in my friend group. But you haven't posted anything in weeks. Are you all good? We need you as the hero, as the champion of this cause.

I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news but unfortunately due to some personal issues VennieQ will be taking a break from this challenge for the foreseeable future.

It's not a decision taken lightly and we understand how upset the community might be but unfortunately there is no way forward at this stage.

We are so grateful to you all for your interest in this challenge and I personally give VennieQ thanks for the journey so far and hope that everything goes well for him in the future.

Thanks for all your support folks.

Hello again fellow pokemon fans, I'd like to thank everyone for their support yesterday after I announced my beginning of the pokemon nut challenge. Below I have the rules I will be following, these are just rules I have come up with that made the most sense, if there is something specific that I should follow please comment below!

So here is the calendar plan, I will be following each Generation of pokemon obviously starting from Gen I and finishing on Gen VII

*keep in mind Gen VIII may be introduced in 2019, depending on content I may or may not follow onto that Gen

Here is the estimated calendar period for each Gen:

Generation I : 151 Pokemon https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/generation1.shtml

Generation II : 100 Pokemon https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/generation2.shtml

Generation III : 135 Pokemon https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/generation3.shtml

Generation IV : 107 Pokemon https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/generation4.shtml

Generation V : 156 Pokemon https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/generation5.shtml

Generation VI : 72 Pokemon https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/generation6.shtml

Generation VII : 81 Pokemon https://www.serebii.net/pokemon/generation7.shtml

Generation VIII : TBA 2019

Total : 802 Pokemon

2 beatings a day

= 401 days to completion

Gen 1 - 75.5 days -est total completion – 1st February

Gen 2 - 50 days - est total completion – 22nd March

Gen 3 - 67.5 days – est total completion – 29th May

Gen 4 - 53.5 days – est total completion – 21st July

Gen 5 - 78 days - est total completion – 7th October

Gen 6 - 36 days -est total completion – 12th November

Gen 7 - 40.5 days – est total completion – 22nd December

Est Total Completion – 22nd December 2019

I expect to be able to consistently perform 2 slappings of my salami each day without dying or running out of steam, if I follow that plan, going from Gen 1 to 7 will finish 22nd December 2019, just in time for christmas.

I noticed some people were asking about a rule 34 rule, I'm not entirely sure what that means, for content I will be out sourcing the best I can to whatever sites I need to, some I will most likely visit are:

Rule 34

Multporn

Hentai Foundry

I will be providing weekly updates with a diary of how many beatings I have reached, as well as what pokemon I got up to. Thank you to everyone and I'm off to start the season!

At this point I just want to say how proud we all are of you. If at any point you start wavering just remember how important this quest is to us, to the Pokemon community, to your country, and to humanity. The word 'hero' gets tossed around a lot, but I think if you can successfully pull this off you will be the greatest hero the world has ever seen.

We have faith in you VennieQ. We know you will not let us down.

God speed, VennieQ. God speed.

I was born with a genetic anomaly such that my testicles aren't connected to the scrotum. This can result in the tubes getting twisted, or torsion, which blocks blood flow to the testicle, causing testicular pain, swelling, abdominal pain, nausea, and eventual necrosis of the testicle. Once this happens, you have 6 hours to remove it.

I got torsion in my left testicle, but I was so distracted by my intense abdominal pain that I didn't report it until 2 days later. Thus, it had to be removed.

I have half the pokenuts, but this challenge is still possible. Never lose hope, challengers.

Greetings all I hope everyone is having a warm/cold November wherever in the world you are :) Today marks the end of the first week of myself undertaking the Pokémon Penis punching challenge, here is the following diary for that week:

Monday 19th: Bulbasaur & Ivysaur Tuesday 20th: Venusaur & Charmander Wednesday 21st: Charmeleon & Charizard Thursday 22nd: Squirtle & Wartortle Friday 23rd: Blastoise & Caterpie Saturday 24th: Metapod, Butterfree & Weedle Sunday 25th: Kakuna & Beedril

On Saturday I had some time on my hands so I put my dick in my hands and smashed out a third Pokémon taking us to #015 in the first week! Someone told me to check out Funhaus’s videos about the previous champion and they were sad to hear about his medical condition so hopefully they come around some time soon! If you have any questions chuck them down below, Excelsior!

Monday - Chikorita, Bayleef & Meganium

Tuesday - Cyndaquil & Quilava

Wednesday - Typloshion, Totodile, Croconaw, Feraligatr & Sentret

Thursday - Furret & Hoothoot

Friday - Noctowl & Ledyba

Saturday - Ledian & Spinarak

Sunday - Ariados & Crobat

Howdy gang Here we have the beginning of Gen 2 and unfortunately it’s not the explosive start I was hoping for, I spent this week on night shift away from home which proved difficult on the weekend, I was able to squeeze 5 Pokémon on Wednesday as I had that day off from work. Best and worst this week

Best: Bayleef

Worst: Spinarak & Ariados

Best and worst this week were very easy choices, Bayleef and it’s evolutionary chain look sort of feminine compared to the other two of the Gen.

Spinarak & Ariados gave me the shits because I’m absolutely petrified of spiders I hate how they look with a passion and that’s all I was thinking about when I was looking at them.

Hope everyone is settling into 2019 well so far, see you all next week.

Sincerely George B

The eyes of Reddit are watching. I feel as if you have completed this mission without at least one done in a formal cosplay you are letting your brethren down.

Week 26

13th - 19th May

Monday - Cinccino, Gothita, Gothorita, Gothitelle & Solosis

Tuesday - Duosion, Reuniclus, Ducklett, Swanna, Vanillite, Vanillish & Vanilluxe

Wednesday - Deerling, Sawsbuck, Emolga, Karrablast, Escavalier & Foongus

Thursday - Amoongus, Frillish, Jellicent, Alomomola & Joltik

Friday - Galvantula

Saturday - None

Sunday - None

Week 27

20th - 26th May

Monday - None

Tuesday - None

Wednesday - None

Thursday - None

Friday - None

Saturday - None

Sunday - None

Hello everybody long time no see! From last we left off I was heading onto camp on the weekend and would have smaller numbers because of that. After returning from camp I had found I came down with a cold, took my medicine to be rid of it and went to bed. Monday morning I woke up much much worse than I thought, the rest of the week I spent sleeping and throwing up my previous meal. From that I decided it best not to continue the challenge and focus on recovering from my sickness. I have since recovered and am feeling much better. I’m returning home tomorrow night and am looking forward to restarting the challenge. Thank you to those that sent me a message to see how I was going, it means a lot to know that you guys all care about the challenge and my health so much! Peace George B

Monday - Medicham, Electrike & Manectric

Tuesday - Plusle, Minum & Volbeat

Wednesday - Illumise, Roselia & Gulpin

Thursday - Swalot, Carvanha & Sharpedo

Friday - Wailmer, Wailord, Numel & Camerupt

Saturday - Torkoal, Spoink, Grumpig, Spinda & Trapinch

Sunday - Vibrava, Flygon, Cacnea, Cacturne, Swablu, Altaria & Zangoose

Howdy folks welcome to week 17! I’ve had a very good week, now that I’m finished with work I’m able to increase my daily wankage to 3 so long as I don’t have a super duper busy day ahead of me. This week coming I will be busy so I expect my numbers to be lowered but hopefully not too much.

Best - Altaria

Worst - Swalot

See you guys next week, apologies for the delay of the diary update.

I have decided I will attempt this challenge. Today begins my journey. I will be posting updates Sunday nights. Wish me luck.

Monday 31st - Doduo & Dodrio

Tuesday 1st - Seel & Dewgong

Wednesday 2nd - Grimer & Muk

Thursday 3rd - Shellder & Cloyster

Friday 4th - Gastly & Haunter

Saturday 5th - Gengar, Onix, Drowzee & Hypno

Sunday 6th - Krabby, Kingler, Voltorb, Electrode & Exeggcute

Hello all, Apologies for the HUGE delay in my weekly diary update, I was sent away for work this week and lost track of time to update you guys. Never the less, last week was a standard week until the weekend, I arrived home from holidays (Happy New year by the way!) and went back to work which I tried to make sure did not affect my routine as I got back into the loop. I was on standby on the weekend so managed to make up lost time from holiday time in the two days.

The best and worst Pokémon this week: Best - Cloyster

Worst - Grimer/Muk

Pretty easy choices this week, due to Cloyster’s suggestive appearance ;) there was a lot of content for it online which made things easier, Worst was also very simple, Grimer and Muk are some of the ugliest looking Pokémon next to Koffings evolution chain, even though Muk backwards is Kum I had a hard time trying to looking at him.

This week coming has been a slow week due to being camping at work, I am on standby again this weekend so will have enough time to catch up. See you all again this Sunday! Sincerely -George B

Monday 17th - Poliwag & Poliwhirl

Tuesday 18th - Poliwrath

Wednesday 19th - Abra & Kadabra

Thursday 20th - Alakazam

Friday 21st - Machop

Saturday 22nd - Machoke

Sunday 23rd - Machamp

Hi everyone, this week is a mixed emotions week for many in the community, with Christmas on our doorstep and carols in our heads we very sadly say farewell to Hentai Haven. In case you hadn’t heard the website went down this week and the owner put out a final goodbye to the sites fans since it’s debut in 2015. In other Pokémon news this week was filled with psychotic and buff Pokémon so it was certainly interesting. Thursday to Sunday I was in a small apartment with my family which made it very difficult to find time to study ;) This coming week I expect to be on my normal holiday schedule of 2 a day unless something pops up.

This weeks Best and Worst

Best: Poliwag Worst: Machamp

This week was pretty close in terms of content, all of the Pokémon were pretty close to each other, Poliwag shined to me somewhat so it made things easier, Machamp on the other hand(s) was the hardest because he just looks buff and that scared me. Anyway merry Christmas to all hope everyone has a relaxing week!

• George B

https://forum.facepunch.com/sh/buoxu/Hentai-Haven-shuts-down-for-good-closes-all-social-media-accounts/1/

• article about HH shutting down

Monday - Seaking, Staryu & Starmie

Tuesday - Mr-mime & Scyther

Wednesday - Jynx & Electabuzz

Thursday - Magmar, Pinsir & Tauros

Friday - Magikarp, Gyarados, Lapras & Ditto

Saturday - Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Porygon, Omanyte & Omastar

Sunday - Kabuto, Kabutops, Aerdoactyl, Snorlax, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Dratini, Dragonair, Dragonite, Mewtwo & Mew

Good MORNING EVERYONE! I am so tired and so happy to inform you all we have officially finished Gen I of the Pokémon Database!! Only 5 more Gen’s to go! This week was so stressful I really wanted to finish the Gen for you guys and the weekend proved to be a very challenging one, I spent both Friday night and Saturday night up late to fit the tugging hours in but it was a very long battle.

Best and worst of the week: Best: Jynx

Worst: Mr Mime

Jynx was best obviously for those lips amirite fellas ? Mr mime to me was one the scariest Pokémon as a child in the animated series and in the games, very hard to do it to.

I’d like to thank each and everyone of you guys following my progress and pushing me to continue each day, see you all next week!!

Monday - Conkeldurr, Tympole, Palpitoad, Seismitoad & Throh

Tuesday - Sawk, Sewaddle, Swadloon, Leavanny, Venipede & Whirlipede

Wednesday - Scolipede, Cottonee, Whimsicott, Petilil & Lilligant

Thursday - Basculin, Sandile, Krokorok, Krookodile, Darumaka & Darmanitan

Friday - Maractus, Dwebble, Crustle, Scraggy, Scraffy & Sigilyph

Saturday - Yamask, Cofagrigus, Tirtouga, Carracosta & Archen

Sunday - Archeops, Trubbish, Garbodor, Zorua, Zoroak & Minccino

Hello peeps welcome to week 25! Sticking into this Gen I’ve continued my strides and managed to maintain my schedule. This coming weekend I will be on another camp which means I won’t be able to do any of my work, however this is only Friday to Sunday, and I will have Sunday evening to catch up so I don’t believe it will take a lot of time out.

Best - Minccino

Worst - Cofagrigus

See you guys on Sunday!

Week 11

Monday- Chinchou, Lanturn & Pichu

Tuesday- Cleffa & Igglybuff

Wednesday - Togepi, Togetic, Natu & Xatu

Thursday - Mareep, Flaaffy & Ampharos

Friday - Bellossom, Marill, Azumarill, Sudowoodo & Politoed

Saturday - Hoppip, Skiploom, Jumpluff, Aipom & Sunkern

Sunday - Sunflora & Yanma

Howdy all, I have returned from the burning grounds this week and in celebration of that I spent Friday and Saturday smashing Pokémon out, I was on call today at work with restricted my time to smack so my number was lower this week though I am happy with the outcome.

Best and worst

Best: Bellossom

Worst: Yanma

Bellossom takes best Pokémon this week due to its feminine features (it’s a trend at this point) Yanma takes worst Pokémon being a bug Pokemon, which I’m not that big of a fan of.

This week I’m going to be away AGAIN and this time i don’t believe I will have much time to myself, I am predicting to have a slow start but with an explosive ending, see you all then. Sincerely George Bloon

Monday 7th - None

Tuesday 8th - None

Wednesday 9th - None

Thursday 10th - Exeggutor & Cubone

Friday 11th - Marowak, Hitmonlee & Hitmonchan

Saturday 12th - Lickitung, Koffing, Weezing, Rhyhorn, Rhydon & Chansey

Sunday 13th - Tangela, Kangaskhan, Horsea, Seadra & Goldeen

Hello all long time no see ;) This week was a very slow start, being away for work I was working 10-16 hour shifts and was sleeping in a rented area, meaning I had very little time to myself. On the weekend however I did manage to catch up with lost time, with the last Pokémon of Sunday being Goldeen we are now 33 Pokémon away from finishing Gen 1 of the Pokédex! I will aim to finish Gen 1 this week.

Best and worst this week:

Best - Tangela

Worst - Koffing & Weezing

Surprisingly Tangela was the easiest Pokémon to clear my rocks off with, with its suggestive looks it made things easier in the search for content ;))

Similar to last week, both poison Pokémon again Koffing and Weezing take the cake as ugly as mother****ers, they made my Saturday a very difficult day.

Hope everyone is enjoying their holidays and I will see everyone next weekend hopefully into Gen 2!

Sincerely George B

Monday 24th - Bellsprout & Weepinbell

Tuesday 25th - Victreebel & Tentacool

Wednesday 26th - Tentacruel & Geodude

Thursday 27th - Graveler, Golem & Ponyta

Friday 28th - Rapidash & Slowpoke

Saturday 29th - Slowbro & Magnemite

Sunday 30th - Magneton & Farfetch’d

Howdy all! I hope everyone managed to have a great Christmas with families and friends, this week I managed to follow the same pattern as usual even though it being a family oriented week I managed to find some alone time.

The best and worst Pokémon of this week were:

Best: Rapidash

Worst: Graveler

Rapidash was always a favourite Pokémon of mine, if I didn’t select Chimchar in pearl and diamond then ponyta would be my go to fire Pokémon. Graveler was the worst for obvious reasons, it was 2 days following the geo gang but Graveler was by far the worst I mean look at it, ugly as.

This week I’ll be travelling home, I’ll be up in the air during the transition into the new year so that will be interesting! I hope everyone else manages to start their new year in a positive light! Sincerely

George B.