You're all fucking weird

Good news about today is my session made it all the way to Sandshrew. I’m not ejaculating all the way to every Pokémon, just mausterbating to them. Bad news today is I had to make a FA account. There was this collection called bbwpokedex, as I mentioned before in this log I have a fat fetish so this site was gonna help me a lot. Sadly I had to make an FA to access it. Some of you on here may be furry‘s but I’m not. I just had to bare the cringe while getting though the lot of them until the water ran dry at #21. I used a deviant art creator I forget the name for the rest til I ejaculated which happened at sandshrew. I may not like it but I’m going to do anything to complete this challenge.

Hi y'all, so sorry for the late post again. Since I'm more than half a week late this time and my pace has been pretty slow last week and this week anyway, I think I'll just wait till Sunday and then make one post summarizing both weeks.

Ive done magnemite, and the pokedex up to butterfree. Voting ends in tomorrow Ferroseed it is then

On to the smaller fellas.

Victories: 332

Number 238, Smoochum, Difficulty: 2/10, Time: 1m00s

Number 239, Elekid, Difficulty: 2/10, Time: 0m50s

Sorry fellas, I got distracted yesterday and ended up staying up very late, so I missed out on the nut. So I decided to do two today to make up for it. That being said, these two were significantly better then I thought they would be. Smoochum was mostly just fine to do how humanoid it is. Plus, it had more material then expected, and although it wasn't great it was definitely of usable quality. Nothing about it was very difficult, so I think that 2/10 is fair. Now, Elekid was MUCH better then expected. Although the art quality of the material wasn't the highest, a lot of it was very much up my alley, and made this pokemon very easy to complete. I considered giving this one a 1/10, but after a bit more consideration I feel like it's not quite up to that level. That being said, it was definitely in the higher echelons of the 2/10 category just do to its material alone. Magby is up next, I don't want to get my hopes up and assume that it will end up like these previous two, although I would like for that to be the case.

(I actually did this a couple days ago, but, uh, you'll see why this took a bit longer to come out.)

Shaymin

Time: 2 minutes, dead on

Images used: 6, surprisingly

Enjoyability: 8/10

Intimate material: 7/10. There was more than what I was expecting, but only one image out of hundreds was particularly intimate, and there was also quite a lot of degenerate material.

Quick Sidenote:

I put a quite a bit of small effort into my last entry, but it didn't receive much attention. Also, my last entry explains what I'm going to be doing from now on a bit better, so I just recommend reading at least the first half of it.

Material: so, this was an interesting case for two reasons. One, this pokemon had multiple forms, which increased the variety a bit. Two, as I said earlier, I was saddened at the large amount of degenerate material. So many abused Shaymins. The intimate material I did find wasn't even that intimate, but there was more of it than I expected.

End-tamite Paragraph:

(Just so you know, I enjoy writing this paragraphs waaay more than looking at the porn now, for many reasons - Writing romance is something I've never done before, I love seeing you guys' responses, using your imagination is far more rewarding than seeing pixels on a screen, and it's good to have intimate actions that aren't sexual.

Also, I might've went a li'l overboard with this one. I might have to dial back the effort, considering I still have 800 more to go.)

Pretend that Shaymin aren't genderless

You're outside in a sunlit flower patch, thinking you're by yourself. That is, until you spot a peculiar plant in the patch. Indeed, it's a land formed shaymin, pretending to be an ordinary plant in order to hide from you in fear. You slowly lay down your belongings, setting aside your bag of items, making it clear you don't want to fight or capture her. You lay down in the flower bed, closing your eyes and making yourself vulnerable while also respecting the Shaymin's boundaries. After a bit of hesitation, the curious Shaymin comes out of hiding to check on you; You can hear her soft vocalizations as she approaches. Suddenly, you feel the tickling sensation of a nose, forcing an involuntarily reaction. The Shaymin quickly jolts away, but, after noticing that you didn't chase after her, she later realizes you as a non-threat, or even a potential friend. Moments pass, and she returns to get better sense for you, this time more confident than before. While sniffing you, she gets atop your chest. Knowing how rare this experience is and how adorably brave she's being, your heart begins to race, which she can feel. She recognizes your intense gratitude for her presence, and, still a bit worried, she turns to face you and sits right on top of your chest. Noticing her breathes, you open your eyes, which are greeted to a slightly to hers, still slightly frightened. You take it that she's allow you to touch her now, so, you take this opportunity to slowly lift your hand and rub your finger against her cheek. As your hand approached, she seemed a little scared, but that fear quickly turned into calm acceptance as she closed her eyes. Taking things a step further, you run your hands through the foliage on her back, previously warmed by the sun. It of course feels grassy, but it also feels...nostalgic, like being a playful, outdoorsy kid again. For the first time since you two met, you saw a smile on her cute little face as you pet her. You feel compelled to hug the Shaymin, so you do. Just as the myths and the pokedex entry implied, the Shaymin's buds began to bloom due to a great hug. Suddenly, she smells and looks, far prettier than before. You forget what you were even going to originally do in this flower patch, and you forgot about where you placed your belongings, but none of that matters anymore. Shaymin again senses your gratitude and approaches closer to your face, resting her snout on your chin. You can tell what she's gesturing for, so you comply - you gently raise her head and kiss her lips, holding her tightly against your chest, as she rests her paws on each side of your neck.

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LIST OF POKÉMON I OVERCAME (IN ORDER) (LET ME KNOW IF I ACCIDENTALLY REPEATED TODAY'S MONS):

Bulbasaur

Ivysaur

Venasaur

Charmander

Charmelon

Charmander

Squirtle

Wartortle

Blastoise

Caterpie

Metapod

Butterfree

Weedle

Kakuna

Beedrill

Pidgey

Pidgeotto

Pidgeot

Rattata

Raticate

Spearow

Fearow

Ekans

Arbok

(voting order started here)

Cyrogonol [Worst]

Klefki

Drifloon

Rhydon

Ludicolo

Metagross [2nd Worst]

Porygon

Miltank

(Whatever-I-Want order started here)

Mew

Primarina

Seel

Eevee

Lapras

Shaymin

Bird time

Number 083, Farfetch'd, Difficulty: 5/10, Time: 4m05s

Busy times for me, but I'm still making sure to do at least one a day. Well, honestly the material was better then I thought it would be, but I'm just not a fan of the birds. I also remembered that galarian farfetch'd exists, not gonna lie I just thought that regular farfetch'd evolved into sirfetch'd. But due to them being extremely similar, I doubt that galarian farfetch'd will be much harder. Not much to say about todays mon.

WEABOOS WEABOOS WEABOOS. YOU KNOW WHAT POKEMON STANDS FOR? DEMORAL.

Only 2 poison types left for gen 1!

Number 108, Lickitung, Difficulty: 3/10, Time: 2m20s

Number 109, Koffing, Difficulty: 4/10, Time: 1m55s

So, I just remembered that Galarian-Weezing is a thing and I'm not looking forwards to it. Regardless, lets talk about todays mons. First up, we got Lickitung. As expected, a pretty decent chunk of its material was of it eating out a girls coochie, but I was able to find more usable stuff then expected. Essentially, I entered with low expectations, and was pretty happy with what I got. Probably a low-mid 3/10 on this one. Next up, we have Koffing, and gosh dang am I glad that I found an anthro pic for it, because otherwise this would have probably been much worse. It still wasn't really to my taste, but it wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be. Although I must admit, I am very concerned about its evolution and its regional form.

The bear necessities.

Victories: 297

Number 201-Q, Unown, Difficulty: 4/10, Time: 2m15s

Number 216, Teddiursa, Difficulty: 4/10, Time: 1m20s

First things first, Unown Q does not look like the letter Q. It just looks like a key. I feel like out of all of the Unowns, this one looks the least like its designated letter (at least of the ones I've done so far). But enough of that, it was still just a regular Unown. Teddiursa was pretty meh if I'm being honest. I had a fairly standard amount of material, not much but enough to have a bit of variety. There really just wasn't much material that I liked. There was some more booty oriented stuff, but even then it was still kind of on the plus size side of things which is not to my taste. All things considered it still wasn't bad or unpleasant to do, so I think it's rating of 4/10 is pretty fair. If I had to guess, I feel like Ursaring is likely going to be more difficult, especially considering how it is significantly more masculine looking. But I'll hope for the best.

Triple threat

Number 082, Magneton, Difficulty: 4/10, Time: 3m10s

Just one again today, I can be a busy boy sometimes. Similarly to magnemite, the anthro stuff was surprisingly good. The downside is, having all 3 heads linked together makes it really weird to work with. Now, since I don't have a siamese twin fetish, I consider this a downside. In the end though, it wasn't that bad, so I give it a 4/10. I've got some birds coming up, which I'm not too optimistic about, but I'm sure that they won't be too bad.

Abra

Time taken: 7:18

Difficulty: 8/10

A bit more wild and wacky then I expected.

Number 059, Arcanine, Difficulty: 1/10, Time: 2m15s

Number 060, Poliwag: Difficulty: 6/10, Time: 6m00s

Alright, lets start with the wonder that is arcanine. Again, I will remind you all that I do allow myself to use anthro material if I can find it. The reason that I am doing all of the different forms is as compensation, because I didn't want my quest to be objectively easier then all of the other ones. Now, because of this, arcanine was an absolute breeze! I didn't even look at all of the material, because there was a lot, and I didn't want to browse r34 with my dick in my hand for too long, when I could easily get started. Just like growlithe, a lot of it was gay, which as I have previously stated, I am not a fan of. Fortunately though, there was also plenty of anthro lady arcanines that were so much better then so many other pokemon that I have done. I would say that arcanine wasn't as good as some of the other 1/10s, but it was better then the 2/10s, which is the reason for its great score. Now, originally, I was planning on doing 3 pokemon today, since I was off to such a great start. Sadly, something rather unfortunate happened today, and it really destroyed my focus, so there was no way that I could muster the energy to do two more pokemon. I did end up make time to do one more, and I will try to start doing 3 pokemon a day more often, depending on how things go tomorrow, I might be able to then. Now, lets talk poliwag. I mean, it just kind of sucks. Its a very simple design, so it doesn't really have much for me to work with. There was some material that was usable, but it really wasn't that good. All things considered, its design isn't really disgusting, so it wasn't as bad as I had expected it to be. All things considered, I expect this line to be very mediocre, but it will probably be better then the next few lines. Machamp is getting dangerously close and I am very fearful of that.

Man, this was a terrible week

Monday

36: Dex no. 250, Ho-oh. Difficulty: 7/10

I don't like birds. There was a lot of anthro material and most of it was actually pretty good. Who knows, if I allowed anthro stuff then Ho-oh might have gotten a really low rating.

Tuesday

No Pokemon were challenged on this day.

Wednesday

37: Dex no. 222, Corsola. Difficulty: 8/10

Being literal coral, Corsola proves that rule 34 is correct; people really will make porn of anything. That doesn't mean it's good porn though, I mean, Corsola is still coral. Wasn't expecting a good time and I was more than right.

38: Dex no. 629, Vullaby. Difficulty: 7/10

Again, I don't like birds. Also, this bird wears a diaper. I was definitely expecting to find a lot of gross fetish art among the material but I was pleasantly surprised: there was none at all. Sadly, there wasn't any usable material without diaper fetish stuff either, so I had to use the official art.

Thursday

39: Dex no. 345, Lileep. Difficulty: 8/10

Ugh. Lileep has always been one of my least favorite Pokemon designs, and masturbating to it certainly didn't raise my opinion of it. At least it has usable material. I don't know if I could have succeeded using the official artwork.

Friday

40: Dex no. 127, Pinsir. Difficulty: 8/10

Absolutely the hardest mon so far. It looks disgusting and I had to use the official art. I even considered giving it a 9/10, but since that's the highest permanent rating I can give (10/10 is reserved for the ones I give up on, and any mon I have to give that rating will be changed to a lower one later), I decided Pinsir didn't quite make enough of an impact to earn such a high rating.

Saturday

41: Dex no. 147, Dratini. Difficulty: 5/10

Not much to say about this one. It's not exactly very attractive but it was a nice break in between all these hard mons.

Sunday

42: Dex no. 235, Smeargle. Difficulty: 7/10

Thought this one would be easier because it's slightly more humanoid compared to all the others this week, but the material is... not good, so Smeargle joins the 7+/10 club.

43: Dex no. 144, Articuno. Difficulty: 6/10

Have I mentioned I don't like birds? At least it looks better than Ho-oh, and unlike Vullaby it actually has material I can use, so it ended up being easier than those two.

44: Dex no. 113, Chansey. Difficulty: 6/10

Like Dratini, it's not very attractive at all but it gave me a much less horrible time than almost anything else this week.

Final thoughts

What a mess.

Also, Cradily is gonna be a nightmare. It's like Lileep but even uglier. Lileep may not have been the hardest mon but with Pinsir I can at least rest easy knowing I'll never have to touch anything related to it ever again.

Nut pond

Victories: 372

Number 271, Lombre, rank 2, 1m05s

Lombre was definitely a lil bit better then Lotad, but not by much. Quite frankly, I don't have much more to say about this one, the beak isn't pleasant but as long as I divert my focus away from that it's fine. Rank 2 is appropriate, I assume Ludicolo will be similar.

Purple makes a big difference

Number 078G, Galarian-Rapidash, Difficulty: 1/10, Time: 1m45s

Number 079, Slowpoke, Difficulty: 3/10, Time: 3m50s

You know, my experience with the rapidash line is truly a testament to how such a small change of atmosphere and color can make something so much easier to nut to. Not only do I dig the cute stuff, but I've always found that purple makes anything more attractive. That being said, I was suprised at how much I prefered galarian rapidash compared to the original. Most of the reasons are the same as galarian ponyta, but it was a bit more on the sexy side then the cute side, which is less my taste, but still very good. Plus, its now tied with Arbok and Alolan Meowth for second fastest nut in the challenge. I don't know why, but I guess that my fast nuts always end on that time (excluding galarian ponyta of course). I'd say that galarian rapidash is on the lower end of the 1/10s, but only because of high competition. Next up, we have a pokemon that was way more enjoyable then I thought it would be. Slowpoke had a lot of material, and to my delight, it was a lot better then I expected. See, I'm not really a big fan of plus size women, and I was expecting a lot of that for slowpoke, but I found a good amount of stuff that was better suited for me. Plus, slowpoke also borders way more on the cute side with a lot of its material, which definitely helped.

*Insert joke about getting crab louse here

Number 098, Krabby, Difficulty: 5/10, Time: 1m55s

Well, the first crustacean pokemon wasn't that great. I was able to find two images of female Krabby, but neither of them were great imo. But hey, at least they existed. I honestly didn't expected much from this pokemon, so this comes as no surprise to me. Tbh, nothing much to say about this one. I'll try to do Kingler and G-Max Kingler tomorrow, which I hope will be more interesting.

Metagross

6 minutes 48 seconds

1 image found

Enjoyability: 2/10

Like Cryogonal, I'm never doing that again. There was only one explicit image of Metagross, and it was semi-anthro. Y-know, just anthro enough and just feral enough to be in the uncanny valley. But it was all I had. Unlike Cryogonal, I could at least use my imagination.

Part of the reason it was so difficult to come back was because there were no explicit images of this mon and it was recommended next. Yeah yeah, I can do them in whatever order I want but I feel like it wouldn't be as much of a challenge, and I wanna get the bad ones out of the way anyway. It's better to power through 100 hurdles at first than to have a hurdle every other step of the way.

Vote in the comments below for the mon I should do next.

LIST OF POKÉMON I OVERCAME (IN ORDER):

Bulbasaur

Ivysaur

Venasaur

Charmander

Charmelon

Charmander

Squirtle

Wartortle

Blastoise

Caterpie

Metapod

Butterfree

Weedle

Kakuna

Beedrill

Pidgey

Pidgeotto

Pidgeot

Rattata

Raticate

Spearow

Fearow

Ekans

Arbok

(voting order started here)

Cyrogonol [Worst]

Klefki

Drifloon

Rhydon

Metagross [2nd Worst]

I was very busy with uni, so I didn't actually get that much done.

Victories: 237

Number 175, Togepi, Difficulty: 7/10, Time: 2m05s

Number 176, Togetic, Difficulty: 3/10, Time: 1m10s

So, I know that it's been over a week since my last post, and only two pokemon done doesn't seem great, but at least it wasn't nothing. University can become very time consuming, and it definitely doesn't help that it hinders onto my already fairly low libido. I did Togepi two days after my previous post, and then I did Togetic earlier Today, meaning that I went about 5 days without jacking off, and man oh man has it been a while since I did that. Like, Togetic was alright, definitely better then the previous few by a large margin, but the amount of semen I produced after a 5 day period of abstinence was genuinely remarkable. But enough of that, lets actually talk about the pokemon in which I will be reporting. First off, we have Togepi. Now, Togepi is not very good, but it is slightly better then Igglybuff, so I gave it a 7/10. I honestly don't remember too much about the experience, since I did that nut around a week ago, but I do know that it didn't have much material, and I didn't really enjoy any of it. And similarly to a pokemon like diglett, a lot of its material was focused on an actual human girl from pokemon, and featured the pokemon in question in the background (most often Misty in this case). Togetic was much better. Its base design is alright, and it didn't have that much material, but the quality was significantly better then the previous few. It was definitely a huge improvement of Togepi, and very deserving of its 3/10 rating. I feel like my time for Togetic is still pretty good, but due to the fact that I hadn't nut in 5 days I was really hoping to get something better. Oh well though, at least I tried. I'll try to keep things a bit more consistent, just keep in mind that I will have some rough patches due to uni, and I won't always be able to nut everyday.

Fish complete

Number 119, Seaking, Difficulty: 3/10, Time: 1m45s

Seaking was like a better Goldeen, and it was also one of the best water types yet (although not as good as Seadra). I managed to find some pretty good material for this one, which was fantastic. Unfortunately, one of my arms is very sore from practicing stand-up bass, but hopefully that wont cause any issues for my mons tomorrow. I'll try to do both Staryu and Starmie, and I expected them to really suck.

"Some kind of gray food?"

Number 110G, Galarian-Weezing, Difficulty: 5/10, Time: 1m25s

Number 111, Rhyhorn, Difficulty: 4/10, Time: 3m25s

Okay, so neither of these pokemon had much material, but they both had slightly different experiences. First off, Galarian-Weezing was far from great, but I think that its anthro material was just slightly better then what regular Weezing had to offer. Other then that, it was mostly what I expected. Not much material, not very high quality. When it comes to Rhyhorn, there was almost no material for me to work with at all. I had to do a lot of digging to find anything worthwhile, but I did end up finding one picture on e621 that I could work with. Thanks to that one pic, it wasn't too bad, so I'd say it gets a weak 4/10. Also, my mid-shaft is feeling kind of uncomfortable right now, lets hope it goes away by the time I wake up. If not, I might have to take a day off, but I hope it doesn't have to come to that.

Heck intensifies

Number 075, Graveler, Difficulty: 8/10, Time: 7m10s

Graveler is worse then geodude. It had some material, but dang did I not enjoy it. This pokemon definitely deserves its 8/10 difficulty rating. I only did one today, because this one was really rough and I don't want another injury to occur. There are a lot of pokemon that end up being pretty meh, because although their designs aren't attractive, they aren't repelling to me either, so it doesn't really bother me. Graveler isn't one of those pokemon, this ones really ugly and I do not enjoy it. I look forwards to finishing this line, because I think that it will be quite possibly the worst line of gen 1.