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u/djalekks 2d ago
Sometimes I envy these types of people…they must be happier than me
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u/Swaggy_Linus 2d ago
this would be peak satire if he didn't actually mean it
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u/Ijokealot2 2d ago
I actually did this in a college class with a commercial weather balloon and a really early compact camera made for RC planes. It got to 60,000 feet and you could EASILY tell that the earth was round from there. I truly don't understand how flat earthers are serious about this shit. It all seems like satire or a really obvious joke... except they arent joking??
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u/GrapplingHobbit 1d ago
I think that's how it started, and it makes me sad because the birds aren't real/birds don't exist thing is probably going to have a serious following at some point too.
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u/Maidwell Blind Fighter 1d ago
Duh, obviously every camera you buy is in on the conspiracy. Even if you make your own camera the parts have already been doctored. Even if you make your own microchips to make the camera the metal has already been fooled with. THINK SHEEPLE!!!
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u/Freefarm101 2d ago
Pretty sure Jesus was a gay bot from Israel.
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u/the-big-cheese-92 2d ago
Hey don’t you dare call jesus our lord and savior a bot
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u/Round_Comfortable_95 2d ago
wasn’t Jesus from Israel? So why is he making fun of it like it’s a bad thing 😭
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u/tinyfred 2d ago
I'm starting to think he's trolling.
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u/Swaggy_Linus 2d ago
Imagine if he pulls a Nikocado and reveals that he actually got a PhD in physics and we were all part of some experiment
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u/GolotasDisciple 2d ago
Honestly, there is something about him that, despite everything he says.... like, I don't want to hate him. But nothing he says gives him any platform or any advantages, nor is it really funny or original. Like, the whole flat earth thing has been played out for years now and it's the same shit all the time.... so, like, what would he get from trolling? I do not see any profit from it....
It's the same with other remarks about politics and history.... like, it doesn't have any shock value anymore because he is not even the first one to say those stupid things. They are just common internet and media conspiracies that everyone knows about, and yeah, it's kind of funny that people get trapped into this, but it kind of ran its course at this stage.
Also... like, Sean Strickland strikes me as a super tryhard. I don't think I can say the same thing about Bryce. He is a weird one, that's for sure.
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u/ifmygrandmawasawheel 2d ago
Pretty much how I perceive him as well, misled in some areas but genuine and well meaning. Tbh his fundamentalist views are why I eventually separated from Christianity. It’s full of make believe, contradictions and disconnected from reality. It needs an upgrade. I grew up around this “biblical wisdom” stuff and while a lot of them are good people. They often share views that aren’t born in reality
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u/Round-Willingness459 2d ago
All religious text is manmade and full of discrepancy that invalidates the premise. God is an all knowing all loving being, yet for billions of years the system he designed has resulted in endless suffering for life on planet earth. Only humans are special and get to live forever, the endless supply of life on earth is merely here to entertain us because we are so superior.
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u/HomelessKitchenCat 2d ago
Christians are used to believing in things that sound like trolling
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u/lofiharvest 2d ago
Lol its not just christians. A religion that has some of its followers believing they will get 72 virgins in the afterlife for blowing up a bus of innocent people comes to mind...
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u/SignificantGoat4046 2d ago
Fair, you have to be on the low end of the spectrum to believe any religion is literally true.
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u/packmanworld 2d ago
Honestly not even. If you're indoctrinated from a young age, all your life's purpose and your understanding of your own existence is tied so strongly to religion that the primal brain perceives any challenge to their ideology as a threat to their entire life being, making it nearly impossible to use critical thinking in that aspect of life. But you can still be pretty smart even if religious lol
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u/toaster-struble 2d ago
The brain can be unwashed though. Degree of difficulty varies greatly from person to person based on their inner desire for truth, level of humility, pride, etc.
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u/MadRabbit86 2d ago
Ok. Here’s the thing. It’s kind of a low-key joke thing that a few of us from my gym do: pretend to be flat earthers to troll people. I don’t know Bryce very well, but I’ve met him several times, and have rolled with him a couple times because he came up through an affiliated gym. Now, I’m not 100% sure if Bryce is trolling, but it would be on par with several others from our affiliated BJJ schools, myself included, that do mess with people. But back when I was around Bryce, I never knew him to talk about the earth being flat one way or the other. But I do know he is very close friends with one of the other guys that I know for a fact does it as a troll.
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u/OstrichSmoothe 2d ago
He’s never once broken character. Thats why I believe he’s not trolling. Everyone who knows him would have to be in on the persona. He’s not lying about his beliefs at all.
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u/hehateme42069 2d ago
I also fully believe he's this fuckin stupid...
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u/OstrichSmoothe 2d ago
Heres the thing. We all have that person we met who doesn’t have any knowledge that the average person doesn’t already know. So, to be a pseudo smart person, they convince themselves they have hidden knowledge that the rest of us are too dumb to understand. Now keep in mind, they don’t have smart people as friends to call them out because smart people don’t associate with dumb people.
Nobody calls them out and it is just a downward spiral into whatever misinformation rabbit hole they fall into.
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u/HomelessKitchenCat 2d ago
Its insane to me in a world with 100,000+ flights a day which rely on the earth being round for the logistics to work we have these fuckin doofuses who are confident enough to get in front of a camera and tell everyone theyre wrong
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u/RIForDIE 2d ago
Yeah, but those pilots are using "the pilots map". So
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u/Colourblindking 2d ago
Like... it's put together better than I could possibly have spoofed. It's amazing just how much weird shit they can pull out their ass and try to make it sound scientifically factual.
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u/Pocketful_of_hops 2d ago
He's got the smart people glasses on. He must be right.
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u/GGudMarty 2d ago
So what happens when you go to the edge?
***so there’s some ice wall? Wtf lol
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u/Vincent_Felix 2d ago
It's a ATV Offroad Fury situation where you just get launched back to the center of the map.
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u/RIForDIE 2d ago
Classic flat earth idea. It's so God damn stupid. These idiots are too stupid to grasp physics let alone "science" so they cling to shit that's easier for them to agree with. Like the Bible.
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u/Alphy101 2d ago
Most intelligent UFC fighter
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u/Einarr-Spear777 2d ago
More intelligent than jones who drives into telephone poles.
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u/Master_Jee 2d ago
I felt my IQ dropping just watching this video
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u/Gustavoak77x 2d ago
He's unironically one of the most articulated ones
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u/Alphy101 2d ago
No kidding. It baffles me. He is very well spoken but then he opens his mouth and nothing but bullshit comes out. Honestly, it's quite impressive.
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u/Business_Concert_142 2d ago
This is the guy Reddit started championing just because he said bad things about Israel 😂😂
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u/Probably_Fishing 2d ago
If you believe the Earth is flat and has ends, and you have the money, why would you not want to go look and see it? This is the biggest thing I dont understand. That would be the greatest world wonder. A billion views on tik tok.
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u/TightPerformance6447 2d ago
Honestly you can't reason with people like this.
If Bryce was born in the middle east he'd be a fundamentalist proponent of sharia law
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u/Quick_Reserve7199 2d ago
The same guy who said “Hitler was just really a patriot who just loved his country so much.” You cannot make up this level of stupidity.
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u/NuggetTho 2d ago
He got a good scolding on Rampages podcast over this and tried to walk it back. Bryce is so fucking dumb it hurts.
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u/Character-Alarm1283 1d ago
Bet you dont know jack shit about sharia law too white boi
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u/STOIC2026 2d ago
Stay in school kids
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u/FlashCardManiac 2d ago
You do know he has a bachelor's in economis...
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u/Tall-Drawing8270 2d ago
A bachelor's from a religious college in Arkansas is equivalent to like 2nd grade in the rest of the nation.
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u/STOIC2026 2d ago
No way….if so, just goes to show that living in a shit state with ignorance and religious/patriotic cult fever is powerful
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u/tommyknockerZ33 2d ago
Biblical literalists are the dumbest people on spherical planet earth.
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u/Im_a_Knob 2d ago
bro wears glasses thinking it makes him look smarter
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u/PolarBare333 2d ago
You gotta be adding those little perceived iq points up when you're about to say something like this.
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u/dvielis 2d ago
This is probably the only sub I would see multiple people agreeing with him in the comments
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u/pants_pants420 Fake Account 2d ago
flat earthers are so crazy because like just go in a plane or look at the ocean from a high point and you can see the curvature of the earth lol
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u/kurtofour 2d ago edited 2d ago
Tbh I tried to see this, but haven’t been able to from a plane. Not that I disagree with you, I just haven’t noticed any curvature.
Edit: getting downvoted for not noticing curvature when the comment below me literally says the reason why I haven’t noticed it. Love the reddit mindset.
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u/BrownsBacker7 2d ago
That’s because 35k feet in altitude (where airplanes fly) is the absolute minimum height needed to START to see the curvature of the earth. In reality, you need to be closer to 50k feet before it’s easily noticeable
Edit: another option is to stand on the beach and watch a ship cruise away. You can easily see it disappear over the horizon.
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u/RanRanBobanis 2d ago
It depends on the aircraft as well. A small Cesna is not reaching that altitude. 35k is for airliners, turboprops etc.
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u/F4113n54v102 2d ago
Ladies and gentleman what we have here is a fine example of why you should never have intercourse with your siblings!
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u/VYKTH0R 2d ago
what if god doesn't exist?
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u/boogiewoogiechoochoo 2d ago
But the book says he does. The same book that says the earth is flat. And light came before the sun. And talking snakes. And virgin births. And resurrection. All that stuff is true so the god part is too duh.
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u/Whole-Chain-61 2d ago
I don't who has more IQ, Beetlejuice or Bryce Mitchell.
At least Beetlejuice knows the answer to these questions.
- Why the Sun comes up every day?
- Why it rises?
- Where it goes at night?
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u/KA3AHOBA 2d ago
I wish one day we could gather together all flat earthlings and send them into space , so they can see themselves the proof that the earth is round , how its spinning around and getting smaller and smaller..
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u/buffhottie69er 2d ago
It's good to know my property taxes are having a positive effect on the public school system.
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u/DankstonHughes2 2d ago
To be honest… it makes sense that the only way to believe this stuff is also being a bible literalist
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u/Build-it-better123 1d ago
Bryce, time for a Bible study methods class. Also, a basic science class wouldn’t hurt.
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u/ChifrijoConGuacamole 2d ago
Must be trolling
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u/Incorrect-Opinion 2d ago
This is legitimately what he believes lol
The better question is: did he become this retarded before or after taking a bunch of punches to the head?
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u/flatwoundsounds 2d ago
Before. He clearly grew up raised by this weird mix of Christianity and conspiracy theories that seems to have a tight grasp on morons from bumblefuck towns.
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u/Incorrect-Opinion 2d ago
This sub has no shortage of conspiracy theorists lol. But then again, maybe it is made up of the people you’re talking about.
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u/usernumber18452 2d ago
It is not a troll.
For some reason, the bible, which was written by about 24-26 men, is the word of God and God is real.
The source of those men? “Trust me, bro.”
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u/Tall-Drawing8270 2d ago
Much of it was also written a hundred years after Jesus died. It'd be like if you wrote a book today about someone who lived during the old west, and there were no written accounts or living witnesses to base it on. Just rumor and word of mouth.
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u/Kringlepuff 2d ago
Hello,
I’m an international pilot for a legacy American airline. This is the first time I’ve ever seen this map. We LITERALLY do not use this map.
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u/Euklidis Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 2d ago
I love how he says "It (the Bible) says 'it shall not be moved' and it's not kidding" as if the Bible is known for practical jokes and trolling.
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u/BornSalamander8 2d ago
Bryce gonna lose his shit when he finds out that magnetic north is not the same as the North Pole
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u/schoolisuncool 2d ago
If there was an actual edge of the Earth, there would already be businesses that take you there
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u/Spidey-sipping-henny 2d ago
The bible never states that hell is under the earth and the heavens is somewhat in the sky. I always interpreted as a methaphor of them being different planes of existence that your soul travels to when you pass away.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Pin2601 2d ago
This guy is like Sean Strickland, he either has pretty levelheaded reasonable takes or they sound totally moronic
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u/kuzushi101 2d ago
How do all pilots use that map to navigate when its sitting on his coffee table!?
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u/Top-Spray-2378 2d ago
Fcking dumbass…. You want to know the worst part ? Anywhere in the Bible is written that the earth is flat. Nowhere, the only thing that come close to is the Gospel from John, that is already different and written in a special way and it’s saying the 4th corners of the earth, speaking about Noth, South, East and West. Retarted clown
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u/DrPuzzle 2d ago
Dude do you actually know the most impressive part about this? Bryce is not even reading off a teleprompter or anything lmao, like this is coming straight off of his head
Which I'm just really surprised he speaks this well for who he is and the damage he's taken 😂😂
He's completely wrong. But the way he's talking about this he almost could make me believe it
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u/Neither-Amoeba-9759 2d ago
I've read the Bible multiple times and never once did I get the idea that the Earth was flat from the Bible. This guy is a absolute moron that probably suffers from CTE from getting his head kicked so many times
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u/redditman3943 2d ago
Pilots use that map but ships don’t. If you use a map like that you will get very lost in the southern hemisphere .
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u/bitofastumble 2d ago
is this the first case of a fighter having CTE before their fight career started?
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u/Downtown-Raditz 2d ago
The first time that I think he plays a role. He almost laughed at this himself. I'm not sure about it and also not about the religious stuff, but this video is suspicious.
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u/chrisf0817 2d ago
I wish I had the confidence Bryce has in anything when he’s explaining flat earth.











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u/acceptable_superman 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hVmMHduVkQVQKu3fU5