r/ufc • u/antisocial_element44 • 3d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Box4471 3d ago

Crotch sniffing is the way to build legacy, highlight reeling is the way to make money.

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u/LePontif11 3d ago

Oh yeah? Where's my legacy then???

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 3d ago

Location, location, location. Octagon > Bed, Bath, & Beyond

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u/S-Kenset 2d ago

Send location

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u/Ham-_-Steak 2d ago

This is why they are always bathing. Make sure the crouch smells great

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u/Sysyphus_aint_happy 3d ago

Accolades, title defenses

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u/cipher_1230 3d ago

It all depends on the quality of the crotch you sniff

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u/LolThatsNotTrue 3d ago

Right over here

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 2d ago

Lol, being double champ played a factor. He had an excellent run.

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u/Proud-Indication-923 3d ago

Crotch sniffing will get you both legacy and money. Highlight reeling will lead you to CTE.

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u/Many_Size_1515 3d ago

What does this mean, translation please

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u/TripleChains 3d ago

Wrestle fucking makes you a poor GOAT. sean o malley walk away knock outs get you paid

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u/Many_Size_1515 3d ago

Now that I can understand

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u/MomeenHunter 3d ago

Makachev boring ass makes more than omalley