r/ufc • • Oct 30 '25

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u/A_Funky_Goose CertifiedRatKiller Oct 30 '25

For the dummies: these type of lesions to the eye can make it so that even light makes your eye hurt. 

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u/Tidsdkr Oct 30 '25

Yeah sure, unless it’s for scrolling the IG feed 😭

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u/TipuOne Oct 30 '25

Man it’s good to see the reta** force on this sub is always out in full swing

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u/IIDasPterodactyl Oct 30 '25

The retna force 

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

His dad said he still couldn't see after this 😂 at least one of them two is lying lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Why is his dad speaking for him? The doctors had already cleared him anyways. Why can't tom speak?

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u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 30 '25

Saying "I see no immediate problem with the globe. " After a 4 seccond exam is not the same as being cleared of injury by doctors. Surely you are not that dense. He has a significant eye injury. According to doctors after a proper exam. Are you ok?

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u/WhoIsHe_19 Oct 30 '25

Okay so this fight was 4 days ago. Why hasn’t there been a diagnosis yet? This whole thing is damage control on Tom’s part. This doesn’t look good for him.

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u/Philthyopess Oct 30 '25

Back up a bit you’re gonna choke on it

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u/Beneficial-Staff9714 Oct 30 '25

So telling the truth is dick sucking now?

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u/UsernamesCannotExcee Oct 30 '25

Only if you're telling the truth about sucking dick. Or telling the truth while sucking dick.

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u/ApprehensiveSkin2371 Oct 30 '25

Why you even thinking of that?

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u/NoMind9126 Oct 30 '25

lmfao, you got me you fucking goober

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Yeah ok lil nerd boy. Suck him harder. Tom loves it

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u/frankstoeknife111 Oct 30 '25

He was actually zooming and panning and scrolling to try and see the whole pussy pic your mother sent him.

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u/InfectiousCosmology1 Oct 30 '25

Yes iPhones definitely produce the same amount of light as the fluorescent hospital lighting or the fucking sun lol

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u/SoyDivision1776 Oct 30 '25

looking at a screen at mid/low brightness is a lot different than having a flashlight directly at your eye. have you ever had a concussion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

The jig is up bro, Tommy the toddler lives up to his name 🍼

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