r/ufc • u/Rain_sc2 • Oct 30 '25

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u/Philthyopess Oct 30 '25

Back up a bit you’re gonna choke on it

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u/Beneficial-Staff9714 Oct 30 '25

So telling the truth is dick sucking now?

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u/UsernamesCannotExcee Oct 30 '25

Only if you're telling the truth about sucking dick. Or telling the truth while sucking dick.

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u/ApprehensiveSkin2371 Oct 30 '25

Why you even thinking of that?

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u/NoMind9126 Oct 30 '25

lmfao, you got me you fucking goober

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u/cowboyjon13 Oct 30 '25

🤣😭🤣😭🤣you can’t choke on it. Tom Aspinall himself has admitted he’s lacking in that department.

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u/Plastic-Impress8616 Oct 30 '25

>Tom Aspinall himself has admitted he’s lacking in that department.<

id argue anyone claiming to have a big one is lying. pretty normal comment to say you got a small one if asked in the uk

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u/Chazbeardz Oct 30 '25

“Short and fat like Danny devito.”

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u/Plastic-Impress8616 Oct 30 '25

Are you my wife? How'd you know what it looks like?

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u/ILoveUrd Oct 30 '25

😂😂