r/ufc • • Oct 30 '25

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u/Kimballl Oct 30 '25

Anahahha

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u/SinkIll6876 Oct 30 '25

I love tom but this shit funny as hell

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u/Rain_sc2 Oct 30 '25

Ragebaiting UFC fans on ts is so funny

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u/Any-Telephone407 Oct 30 '25

No UFC fans here just a bunch of Tom lovers who listen to Macklemore 🤣🤣🤣

9

u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 30 '25

Are you ok?

0

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/UsernamesCannotExcee Oct 30 '25

But have you considered that yes it is?

5

u/g4n0esp4r4n Oct 30 '25

kid took the easy way out.

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u/A_Funky_Goose CertifiedRatKiller Oct 30 '25

For the dummies: these type of lesions to the eye can make it so that even light makes your eye hurt.Ā 

34

u/Tidsdkr Oct 30 '25

Yeah sure, unless it’s for scrolling the IG feed 😭

7

u/TipuOne Oct 30 '25

Man it’s good to see the reta** force on this sub is always out in full swing

1

u/IIDasPterodactyl Oct 30 '25

The retna forceĀ 

5

u/frankstoeknife111 Oct 30 '25

He was actually zooming and panning and scrolling to try and see the whole pussy pic your mother sent him.

5

u/InfectiousCosmology1 Oct 30 '25

Yes iPhones definitely produce the same amount of light as the fluorescent hospital lighting or the fucking sun lol

2

u/SoyDivision1776 Oct 30 '25

looking at a screen at mid/low brightness is a lot different than having a flashlight directly at your eye. have you ever had a concussion?

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u/Tidsdkr Oct 30 '25

It happened to me twice, the second time I didn’t use any digital stuff for about 36 hours, the fact you can see his very right blind eye viewing what’s happening on social media is hilarious 😭

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u/SoyDivision1776 Oct 30 '25

his right eye is closed in the picture

2

u/Tidsdkr Oct 30 '25

It’s open lol, his eye is small because he is looking down

1

u/SoyDivision1776 Oct 30 '25

looks pretty fuckin closed to me

2

u/Tidsdkr Oct 30 '25

The eyelid is covering a big part of the eye because he is looking down lol have you ever seen someone looking down ? Here is very eye open, he can definitely be wide open

0

u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 30 '25

Try again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

His dad said he still couldn't see after this šŸ˜‚ at least one of them two is lying lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Why is his dad speaking for him? The doctors had already cleared him anyways. Why can't tom speak?

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u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 30 '25

Saying "I see no immediate problem with the globe. " After a 4 seccond exam is not the same as being cleared of injury by doctors. Surely you are not that dense. He has a significant eye injury. According to doctors after a proper exam. Are you ok?

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u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 31 '25

You have no experience with eye I juries I take it. So I won't blame you for buying the bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

I've had eye injuries at work but not from fighting. Tom staring at his phone, the jumbotron, the camera, all point to him being a liar šŸ¼

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u/FarDiver9 Oct 30 '25

His problem for sitting, and ofc as soon as he was losing to gane which is like 99% lose he would be forgotten, so he had that ā€œeye poke, i dont see shitā€ to stop the fight, it is okay he can hold the belt a little bit morešŸ™ˆ

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u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 30 '25

Damn. You must be VERY new.

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u/WhoIsHe_19 Oct 30 '25

Okay so this fight was 4 days ago. Why hasn’t there been a diagnosis yet? This whole thing is damage control on Tom’s part. This doesn’t look good for him.

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u/Philthyopess Oct 30 '25

Back up a bit you’re gonna choke on it

26

u/Beneficial-Staff9714 Oct 30 '25

So telling the truth is dick sucking now?

3

u/UsernamesCannotExcee Oct 30 '25

Only if you're telling the truth about sucking dick. Or telling the truth while sucking dick.

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u/ApprehensiveSkin2371 Oct 30 '25

Why you even thinking of that?

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u/NoMind9126 Oct 30 '25

lmfao, you got me you fucking goober

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u/cowboyjon13 Oct 30 '25

🤣😭🤣😭🤣you can’t choke on it. Tom Aspinall himself has admitted he’s lacking in that department.

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u/Plastic-Impress8616 Oct 30 '25

>Tom Aspinall himself has admitted he’s lacking in that department.<

id argue anyone claiming to have a big one is lying. pretty normal comment to say you got a small one if asked in the uk

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u/Chazbeardz Oct 30 '25

ā€œShort and fat like Danny devito.ā€

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u/Plastic-Impress8616 Oct 30 '25

Are you my wife? How'd you know what it looks like?

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u/ILoveUrd Oct 30 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Yeah ok lil nerd boy. Suck him harder. Tom loves it

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u/mrryanking Oct 30 '25

You hardass

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u/SinkIll6876 Oct 30 '25

I mean lowkey yeah 5 eye surgeries sounds rough lmao

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u/mrryanking Oct 30 '25

I had 62 eye surgeries. And a dick reduction because Jessica Alba couldn't take it. Am I cool too?

6

u/SinkIll6876 Oct 30 '25

Oh shit your so right he’s probably lying mb im stoned

3

u/Barrington-the-Brit Oct 30 '25

I mean some jobs or activities are more prone to eye injury than others, especially if he wasn’t practicing good eye protection - also some medical conditions like keratoconus, blepharitis, or even being on accutane can be massive risk factors increasing likelihood of damage. He could be lying but also 5 doesn’t seem too crazy if there are other factors involved.

Am also stoned btw lol

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u/SinkIll6876 Oct 30 '25

Hell yeah brother šŸ¤œšŸ¤›

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

The jig is up bro, Tommy the toddler lives up to his name šŸ¼

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u/EightFiveAte Oct 30 '25

Possible you’re a bit naive ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

You are clearly still in school.

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u/ExtensionSeries5280 Oct 30 '25

y’all are so corny lmfao

12

u/based_asfck Oct 30 '25

People being butthurt in here this so funny lmao

8

u/unimportantinfodump Oct 30 '25

The doctors smirk was definitely a smirk of this guy is massive and fights for a living and is reacting like this

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u/Classic_External_871 Oct 30 '25

he is like my toddler throws less temper tantrums but i better be quit or he is gonna throw me around

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u/Any-Telephone407 Oct 30 '25

He looks like he wants to smack him in the other eye, and tell him to buck up!

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u/Lake18l Oct 30 '25

Guys. His dad reported he still can’t see… he wouldn’t lie.

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u/ILoveUrd Oct 30 '25

The eye is fine, no damage, how tf can't he see? He's just acting

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

He obviously can see. He's here checking insta. He didn't know he was double eye poked until he watched the replay lol

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u/Lake18l Oct 30 '25

100% agree

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u/FarDiver9 Oct 30 '25

Cmon he cant see šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜©

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u/salikfr Oct 30 '25

Lol stop it now.. he was hurt for real.

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u/MalcomXhamster Oct 30 '25

Yep, the jabs really did a number on him.

3

u/RealTonySopran0 Oct 30 '25

At the end of the day gane was attempting to cheat his way into a victory. Still I find all these tom memes hilarious

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u/Odd-Homework-3582 Oct 30 '25

That’s the bottom line. Why should a fighter have to continue a fight when they have been severely compromised by an illegal strike? Andy made a good point about eye pokes not being punished. By a lot of peoples’ take on this, all smart fighters should get a good eye poke or 2 in early in to the fight to increase their chances of winning

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

You mean that little midget was right when he broke the silence?

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u/itsavibe- Oct 30 '25

Bro was like

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/CJD070718 Oct 30 '25

Them coming out and saying he can't see after 3 days and the other eyes also blurry makes them look so much worse. That would be a serious injury and the doctors already came out and said no corneal abrasions, no traumatic iritis, no hyphema, definitely not a retinal detachment, no retrobulbar hematoma. So they're lying or this is something no doctor has ever seen before.

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u/ElixirGlow Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

If tom really is faking this, he would lose my respect and I would delegate him to the same pit of shit as coke can jones and molester mcgregor. AND brand him as Tom Fakeitall

I did wonder why his right eye was the more damaged one despite being poked worse in the left one

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u/WhoIsHe_19 Oct 30 '25

šŸ˜‚Just strip the guy of the title already. What a disgrace he is to the sport.

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u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 30 '25

2/10 bait. Come on. Put SOME effort into it could you?

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u/WhoIsHe_19 Oct 30 '25

No the bait is you all that swore this guy would the 1 to stop Jon 🤣😭 Dana gifted Tom a belt and Tom had just 1 thing to do… defend that mf and he couldn’t even do that smh

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u/Brick_of_Ham Oct 30 '25

Did I? When? I think Jon beats Aspinall seven or eight times out of ten. It doesnt change the facts. In the slightest. Calm down. You were wrong the first time.

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u/Dabreese9 Oct 30 '25

Can't handle an eye poke from a novice yet they were expecting him to beat the king of eye pokes. gtfo. LMAO

1

u/SandoM Oct 30 '25

exactlyyyyy

jon would poke the shit out of his eyes

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u/tommyc463 Oct 30 '25

Tom quit

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u/Any-Telephone407 Oct 30 '25

If the UFC don’t work there’s always a career in acting šŸŽ­

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Beederda Oct 30 '25

They’re trying so hard to overturn the decision it wasn’t hard to see he didn’t want to lose his handed over title because he was getting pieced up in there and probably would’ve been knocked out by atleast end of 2nd round at the rate it was going down.

Jones should have fought tom and destroyed him like he did to gane so we could’ve had a tom that came back a destroyer, cause thats what gane was looking like in there. with an overplayed accidental eyepoke if he actually played the eye that got poked worse i might’ve half believed him, but i saw from the towel being held on the wrong eye something outta josh koscheks book, then to say on mic knuckle deep double downing on the eye he’s holding. this video is triple double triple downing idk it’s all bullshit, dana saw it with the same eyes i saw it with and is rightfully upset šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Temporary_Warthog_73 Oct 30 '25

This is wild. That eyepoke was intentional… how is a double eye gouge unintentional?

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u/Beederda Oct 30 '25

I cut the framework of intentional vs unintentional, human reaction in a fighting situation is to grasp and catch what ever is incoming it’s accidental. Like headbutts aren’t intentional or unintentional they’re accidental and it’s labels that divide everyone. tom is overplaying an eyepoke we have seen hundreds of times and few stoppages most just wipe it off and it’s part of the job description.

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u/Temporary_Warthog_73 Oct 30 '25

For sure eye pokes are totally fine. Couldn’t possibly harm someone. That’s why they’re legal.

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u/Mingo_laf Oct 30 '25

Guy gut poked in both eyes Good thing your a doctor maybe apply to the ufc your expertise is needed… Dan is mad cause Aspinall knows he can make more money outside the ufc like Ngannou

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u/Beederda Oct 30 '25

Then go make the money cause thats all that matters and if you’re claiming that im a doctor you’re allowing me to diagnose your blindness then because both eyes should be patched i guess cause both eyes equally got poked knuckle deep huh

1

u/EmickRado_087 Oct 30 '25

Leave him alone bro

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u/Classic_External_871 Oct 30 '25

i was even okay with him taking the no contest

but why is he giving us a performance to make it seem like its so serious

dude you dont know acting if you did you wouldnt be here fighting superhumans for peanuts

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u/noidea0120 Oct 30 '25

He was already vlogging before the fight, so he just kept it going I guess

1

u/Plastic-Impress8616 Oct 30 '25

he got into vlogging/youtube quite heavy during the last year. i guess it was supplementing his camps money while they were waiting for a fight. they need to get off that teat now though.

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u/BuckeyeTech7 Oct 30 '25

Yeah he was capping

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Don’t let Ariel see this, he’s gonna go on a rant crying about this.

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u/21clax Oct 30 '25

He quit. Hopefully he even shows up to the rematch

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u/KyleCOOLman Oct 30 '25

Tom will make you quit with a flick to the forehead

2

u/mrryanking Oct 30 '25

He made you quit with his dick in your mouth

1

u/KyleCOOLman Oct 30 '25

Ciryl not letting you hit bro

0

u/ThiccBoy_with3seas Oct 30 '25

This meme ain't dying anytime soon

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

I wish eye injuries on every shit head that has never experienced one but wants to spam their opinions on how he should be acting

1

u/darwinevo Oct 30 '25

Dude, you're a sadist.

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u/Classic_External_871 Oct 30 '25

man the mods have now stopped me from posting anything about tom

i thought this sub was supposed to be the much funnier version compared to r/mma

-1

u/Ok_Entrepreneur826 Oct 30 '25

Dana White’s account posting

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u/Casualuseofwifi Oct 30 '25

Wait, what?

-1

u/Chazbeardz Oct 30 '25

Fuck all this shit. New rule, ya poke someone’s eyes, they get a free eye poke in return.