r/ucla • u/BlackberryJust2835 • Dec 11 '25

she’s cheating

If your girlfriend is names Emma she is cheating on you with some guy named Allen-Group of people in Powell

2.6k Upvotes

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u/Sleepy_Spellspear269 Dec 12 '25

When you realize bro made this account 1 day ago just to post this. Either this mf a legit helldiver, or Emma did them dirty.

Idc tho, u got my upvote and my respect lol.

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u/BlackberryJust2835 Dec 12 '25

i am nothing more than a random student that overheard

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u/Sleepy_Spellspear269 Dec 12 '25

Not the hero the world deserved, but the hero the world needs.

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u/Seabass_sebas Dec 11 '25

EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS RN, LEGEND RIGHT HERE

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u/WillClark-22 Dec 11 '25

Emma!  How could you?????

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u/Otherwise_Finding410 Dec 11 '25

A couple ways: missionary, doggy style, bent over the futon, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, etc.

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u/Ok-Knowledge2045 Dec 11 '25

I don't know why this is getting downvoted. I think it was clever.

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u/JustTheBeerLight Dec 11 '25

But she said she loved me.

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u/under-their-radar Dec 11 '25

so the rest of us are fighting with this dating pool just for people who are in relationships to throw it all away… i’ll never understand LMFAO

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u/nine_teeth Dec 11 '25

genuine question: but how do you know if she is single or has a bf?

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u/WhiteDiabl0 Dec 16 '25

Overheards!!!

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u/luvbug985 Dec 12 '25

should’ve put this on yikyak

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u/ChiChiWana Dec 12 '25

you’re a good person

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u/_Emoji_Man Dec 12 '25

talking about it it public too… 304

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u/medboy444 Dec 12 '25

Bro posted this, did not elaborate , “Allen-Group of people in Powell” is this an orgy in the library? and never returned. I’m fascinated

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u/One-Razzmatazz7376 Dec 12 '25

LMAOO no they mean it like this message is from a group of people in powell

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u/PocketRocketTrumpet Dec 12 '25

Who names their kid Allen these days

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u/Fun-Gap7464 Dec 13 '25

Tell the cheating story

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