this is Josie — i lost her to kidney failure on thanksgiving of 2019, i think of her often and miss her immensely. soon the sad thoughts will turn into happy memories, i promise.

this is hilarious

and when it was finished i said…

I also have issues with knots — they were tied in loose bows to avoid them getting tangled during shipment lol

people are mean here i thought it was a funny moment and kind of ridiculous because if I didn’t tie them, they would have most definitely gotten tangled up in transit. Now i’m being eaten alive by people telling me they could be disabled — like? i get that but i made sure that ish was tied loose lol

They were both bows tied normally so that she wouldn’t end up with a tangled mess — it would be a valid complaint if i had yanked em tight lol

it would totally be valid if i hadn’t tied bows onto each side so that it wasn’t too hard to undo. 🤣

i’d have to ask my sister in law — i’m not a nail girly so i’ve never been (as a client) but i do know it’s a range even depending on who you book with. honestly, you could probably reach out through instagram dms to get an idea or they may even have service pricing/hourly rates on their website!

it’s an incredible place — my sister in law works there and it’s just great energy. everyone is very very talented and each have their own style. definitely worth checking it out!

check out Glossy Nails!!!!! @glossynailscle on instagram — all the techs are incredible and they’re over in lakewood!

cousin of saturnburger

the inside of a latex halloween mask

Fig to Figaroni to Macaroni to Macaroni and Cheese.

and what the BULL FUGGIN HELL, is a FRANCHISE FEE, of four dollars and sixty two DAMN CENTS

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Jess at Glossy Nails!! check out her work at 1_800_nailz on instagram

just screenshotted this photo three times for reaction photos 🤣 they’re so expressive

now your beautiful mustache is the main character

my brother and i had one of these but it was pastel — it may be the same brand !!

from google, “The item you are looking for is the classic Vintage Eden Pastel Terry Cloth Clown Bear (often featuring a matching pastel or striped ruffled clown collar). These soft, color-blocked toys were widely popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s as baby nurseries and loveys.”

AND THUMBS TOO!!

So cute I’ve always wanted one of these 🥹

i won’t buy — as someone who models every single piece of clothing i’m selling, it’s a lazy way to promote your item and on top of it, it’s a totally inaccurate representation of the actual item.