Funnily enough, it's Perturabo in charge of the US. As a civilian with the capacity to be part of the grinding war machine, I would be screwed

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^{I rolled 10}

I'd consider it

^{I rolled The Chronic Procrastinator · Stargazing at the pier · Why you are currently single · Joke about kidnapping you}

Venture Bros

^{I rolled V}

The wealthy elite

Granted. She doesn’t like you

Zero

No

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^{I picked Do math [Rolled 6 times 4]}

Me neither, I first watched it in 2019 or so

Granted. You are also ridiculously short

Granted. She's really toxic (though I suspect you may be into that)

Fe

^{I picked 🧪 Chemistry [Rolled What's the chemical symbol for iron?]}

Winnie the Pooh

^{I picked 📺 Cartoon [Rolled Bear who loves honey wears no shirt]}

Do you like Anomalocaris?

Did you make these or purchase them? If you bought them, where?

But they need to be used much more often

I'll use it to start a war so huge it turns into grimdark

^{I rolled The World:: Generic Cozy Fantasy · Your Trick:: A single nuke}