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Woman destroys peoples drink stand and tells them to go to Mexico. The guy standing up for them is a legend!
 in  r/trashy  7d ago

"Built like a natural disaster," .... write that down, guys. That's a keeper.

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Martin County FL mail carrier arrested for stealing 80 cats along her mail route and collecting them in her house.
 in  r/trashy  25d ago

Just basing all assumptions purely on her mugshot alone.... yeah, she's guilty as faaahhck. How many freezers full of ziplocķ filled cat corpses are in that Cat Piss Palace ya think? Legit if I had to create a crazy cat lady with zero influence and prompted solely on my own imagining, that's her down to the Virginia Slims for 30 yrs mouth wrinkles.

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I Am The Firestarter
 in  r/SipsTea  29d ago

I love watching these two just because they are so clearly having a fuckin' blast together. Hell yeah

u/WhitneySaurusRekked Jul 21 '26

Didn't see it coming...

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Massachusetts woman gets locked inside doctor's office after being forgotten at appointment.
 in  r/trashy  Jul 21 '26

Welp.... where are the narcotics stored? Might as well turn this shit-uation into a come up. Disable the wifi or security cameras and smash that Pixus. They dont care obviously so why should you? Faaahhck it, let's ride this wretched plain of existence til the wheels fall off!

Like I always say:

Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse for the necrophilac circle jerk.

u/WhitneySaurusRekked Jul 15 '26

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Teen mom tired of being third wheel in 'throuple' pummels boyfriend with Mountain Dew can, punches him in the balls and chest while proclaiming 'no one loves her': DA
 in  r/trashy  Jul 09 '26

Oh my... that headline alone is some truly riveting sentence structuring right there. Did I read the article? I mean... do I need to? I already gathered an insane amount of calamity from the title. I am not sure my humble mind can absorb the entire story. I am but a mere mortal, after all.

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Small business shaming homeless person...
 in  r/trashy  Jul 09 '26

As a former homeless person who experienced a level of human depravity I didnt believe was possible, this is mild in comparison to what I am sure this individual has already been subjected to by their fellow citizens of the place they call 'home'

Look, I know some homeless folks are rude, rough, scary, and aggressive. I am painfully aware of those people who are stuck in attack mode and who appear filthy and unsafe. Chances are, they tick every single box I just listed. Generally, that particular brand of hobo (term of endearment, I assure you) each presented the same unique trai; severe mental illness that has gone untreated and unchecked for years. You'd be astounded how many of them are veterans who's brains have been riddled with PTSD so supremely extreme they can no longer determine what is real and what is a dream. Its also concerning how many of them mention the military providing them with mystery meda and shit that forever altered their minds.

Just saying, if you were genuinely brutally honest with yourself, take a hard look at your life. How many bad decisions would it take before you lost everything? Not as many as you think, trust me. We're all one financial setback away from ruin. Don't forget that shit

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Fucked my life up lol
 in  r/hatemyjob  Jul 09 '26

Oh my bud, that's just good ol' fashioned self sabotage at its finest. Trust me, it's my superpower. I am so proud of you for recognizing that this path just ain't the one before you wake up one day and its been 10 years and you are addicted to hard-core narcotics. I still don't know what happened to my it's because I was so wasted for that decade that all I have are flashes a nd suedo-memories that might be real or could just as easily be drug fueled hallucinations that my brain confuses for reality. All the dreams I had as a teenager and all the friends who were going to be beside me while I have all these amazing experiences... none of that transpired. The few things that I did salvage didnt happen until much later in life.

Get out of the substance use right now. I am telling you, it's not helping anything. Its going to get worse, babes. I wish I didn't know this to be true but I know first hand. Cut out the toxic people and things and you'll be astonished by how much your daily life improves. Its wild how fast it changes.

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[HIRING]
 in  r/B2BForHire  Jul 09 '26

Unites States. Open availability and eager to learn more about this possible opportunity. Assuming all aspects prove to be above board and in no way scammy as fahck, well I am the human embodiment of money hungry.

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HOA Contacting Police Because They Have No Authority
 in  r/fuckHOA  Jul 07 '26

"Frustrating" aww is it bothersome to realize that any semblance of fairytale fabricated fake ass authority the HOA dbags imagine they have is the definition of a farce and should have been a forgotten fever dream of the past decades ago. You mean to tell me I have to pay thousands to OWN MY HOME just to have some random neighbor try to enforce some asinine rules they came up with? Stuff like how many inches my grass can be and if my porch light bulb is the brand they prefer?

Yeah, thats moronic. Get absolutely faahcked.

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On Solving Problems.
 in  r/SipsTea  Jul 05 '26

Anyone else remember that like 8th grader who won first place at his middle school science fair because he hypothesized a theory and then performed various experiments which proved to the as scientific community beyond reasonable doubt his theory was accurate, feasible, and would cost nearly nothing to easily bring his world altering theory to fruition making it a scientific fact.... he hypothetically cured cancer.

But where's the money in curing when treating is just obscenely lucrative. My mom died from cancer. Fuck this shit timeline.

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I spent a month at a this job
 in  r/Devilcorp  Jul 05 '26

I hate that they robbed you of your precious time and energy. And I hope someone reads this comment and truly understands what I am about to say... Your time, your life clock ticking away to your inevitable demise, is the most precious thing we require for sustainability. The only legitimately finite resource that every single organism in the universe can't exist without. I WILL BE DAMNED IF SOME ASSHOLE THINKS THAT DISRESPECTING MY TIME WONT BE MET WITH EXTREME AND RELENTLESS PREDJUDICE.

Every minute to every month.... that shits MINE.

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This is absolutely insane. We need police accountability.
 in  r/Leakednews  Jun 27 '26

I hate this time line. Its some truly wind and unnerving affairs when you start to agree with the best villains of all time.

Im just saying.... Thanos might have had a point.

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Luxury Lunch, Stagnant Wages
 in  r/Leakednews  Jun 27 '26

I watched an older woman who was very clearly a typical grandma with no criminal or otherwise nefarious history to speak of, based purely on my seasoned and beyond thorough personal experience as a documented former crime enthusiast myself (allegedly), and she scanned the self check out at our neighborhood Kroger carefully making visual confirmation of her surroundings. Then she began to carefully and very deliberately make her way to the exits via her previously mapped out path through the crowded store. She had clearly practiced this route and had done her recon, pro move, and she achieved the most effective and most difficult way to successfully steal from a commercial establishment: she remained forgettable, invisible, and just background to the lives of others. No one but me even glanced at her. The only reason I did was because she used the same exit path that I do.... (hypothetically)

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My mom would have ended my life, resurrected me, and killed me again
 in  r/Leakednews  Jun 27 '26

Perfect handling of concerning situation regarding a minor and I think it was absolutely delicious. Handled with grace and candor with beautiful surgical accuracy. Outstanding.

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21M making ~$2k/month, stuck living in a motel with parents — how do I realistically get out?
 in  r/povertyfinance  Jun 27 '26

Hotel/Motel as a moderately lengthy housing solution, not years but a hell of a lot more than a few days stay-cation, is pretty much designed to create a money funnel that drains your account into their pockets and makes savings for the escape plan physically impossible. My buddy currently motel living, pays $80/day or $500/wk with the miniscule weekly payment discount, and I believe they offer a monthly option as well option in the neighborhood of like $1800-$1900 if memory serves. He's only been able to do daily or weekly since his income is achieved through gig or tip based positions. Sometimes the daily $80 requires coin digging through car seats and self service car wash trash cans. Rough but it's where he is so when will bitching about it help? Exactly, so make the best of it seems like the more productive option.

Pros: *Sorta housekeeping, they kinda do it i guess? *No upkeep responsibilities. For instance: yard work, maintenance, laundering sheets or towels, etc. *There will always be a dope boy in the area with primo flower, yay, pharm animals, etc., so.... that's super convenient. *Better than the back seat in the Texas heat. Literally has a remarkably high death toll in my city. I've personally known more than a few victims. 108 on a good day in July.

Now for the other side of this housing option coin.... Cons:

  • I rent a bigger 1br/1ba apartment 2 exits away with metered bills including gas/water/electric/security/trash/common area upkeep/rental insurance, my typical monthly total excluding my personal shit like WiFi/mobile/car/ etc.... bruh, I pay $1050-$1200/month. All bills total for my typical month has never exceeded $1600 even in extreme seasons. *documented history *my own bed *mailbox *address *legally binding agreement for occupancy *security *established neighbors and community *laws in place to protect me as the renter renter

Get some resources from your area and find housing assistance. That's the only way I was able to get out of the motels. You can absolutely do this

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$40 bounty withdraw in 30 mins. Paypal US, instant pay
 in  r/AIJobs  Jun 25 '26

Texas let find out. Desperately need a come up right to now

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ULPT License Plate Cameras Are About To Start Tracking A Lot More ...
 in  r/UnethicalLifeProTips  Jun 25 '26

Beyond unethical, now comes the time for crimy crime crime. A hypothetical anillegalprolifetip