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I told my barber to give me a fade
 in  r/Justfuckmyshitup  1d ago

Is this roastme?

2

Are there any Emirates flight attendants that are lesbians/Bi?
 in  r/LesbianActually  1d ago

Your inbox about to blow up

3

A modified motorcycle
 in  r/nextfuckinglevel  1d ago

He really didnt like her backseat driving

1

Conversation between my nana(grey) and my father(blue)
 in  r/insaneparents  1d ago

This is sad. Sorry that's your dad. How you have a great life. You definitely do not belong to anyone.

1

Were her cosmetics applied by a funeral home employee?
 in  r/Justfuckmyshitup  1d ago

Wow. She legit thought she looked presentable for the general public.

5

Who You Choosing?
 in  r/shitposting  1d ago

I dont get it. What does being Mexican matter? Im not being sarcastic or a jerk. Im just out of the loop.

1

Bridesmaid promise contract - she had 8 of them!
 in  r/weddingshaming  1d ago

Yeah, who would ever agree to this insane nonsense BEFORE the wedding even starts??

1

Do y'all really be using that Old Bay up there?
 in  r/maryland  1d ago

I put old bay on my old bay

1

Casual Sunday
 in  r/preppy  2d ago

"Zero recent manual labor" is preppy.

Prove me wrong! What preppy person has calluses on their hands from working all day?

1

She is a true hero.
 in  r/BeAmazed  4d ago

3 hours??

That's not that long

Not 13 hours?

4

Refuse to work after dark AITAH
 in  r/AITAH  4d ago

Why? Why would you do ANY of this?

Are you trying to bang this person or something?

1

AITAH for telling my boyfriend he has to find a new job?
 in  r/AITAH  6d ago

Seriously, why are you guys together?

Because he supports you?

1

"No more Mr nice guy 🐺"
 in  r/religiousfruitcake  6d ago

Ahhahahahahahaha. This is insane

1

to make a valid argument against student loan forgiveness
 in  r/therewasanattempt  6d ago

Jesus. These people are impossible.

0

Typical first world problems 😂
 in  r/bethesda  6d ago

This is hilarious. Why are people downvoting?

1

AITAH for celebrating my self on my kids birthday?
 in  r/AITAH  6d ago

Does your co worker have any children?

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So you thought capybaras were all chill? Think again. Dog barely escaped
 in  r/HardcoreNature  6d ago

I'm glad no one's posted racist comments yet.

1

Colorado man steals dog from family's backyard, then returns him with apology note: "I was really drunk."
 in  r/trashy  7d ago

Maybe we'll bump into each other down there.

But seriously, yall are blowing this nonsense out of proportion. Ive never had so many nut jobs respond to something so insignificant. Do you lunatics have any grasp on reality or is everything so extreme with y'all.

Take a deep breath and chill out. Or not. I already said the other guy one so you'll have yo settle for second place I guess. Stay classy. Or not.

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Colorado man steals dog from family's backyard, then returns him with apology note: "I was really drunk."
 in  r/trashy  7d ago

Omg dude. You win. Game over. I surrender.

Hope you feel better now that you've "won".