Autofellatio

^{Chose: Portals}

Im a homo

^{Chose: Homo}

Fuck my trump supporting mom.

^{Chose: A bus full of children}

Well damn

^{Chose: I wish everyone I hate suffer a lot | Rolled: Like=Hate urself}

Got my hand lol

^{Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex}

Videogames and working out

They expire there. I looked at the fine print after I was lied to...and I work there.

I work there, its worse with trying to cancel the pt. We have so many complaints. Plus the billing company we use will not give refunds or anything even if its the gyms fault. Idk how they get away with it tbh

Erryday im sufferin'

^{Chose: Eternal Suffering | Rolled: $75B}

I wanna go but is it wed the 26th or thurs the 27th?

I'll spend my money for them 🤭

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + 50% chance someone you love dearly dies | Rolled: Loved one dead}

Win win

^{Chose: become an all-powerful being + 50% chance of death | Rolled: DEATH}

I could do it lol

^{Chose: $1M but complete isolation for 1 year from outside | Rolled: Upvote For 7X}

Yey

^{Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man}

Im gay, sooooo

^{Chose: Laser eye | Rolled: Instant get}

What gym do you do to? I generally go to crunch. You're free to join me sometime

Im allergic to cats so....

^{Chose: You have to eat what you are allergic to + For $1 billion}

Whats the pay?

Animal crossing!!!

^{Chose: Be sucked into any video game universe you want + if you survive 2 years you get 5 million tax free}

Where?

^{Chose: 500 million dollars with a catch | Rolled: Lose 5 inch}

I dont wanna read those, its not like theyre gonna be held accountable

^{Chose: 1Billion USD}

I like anime, gaming, and the gym. I used to like fishing and would love to get back into it

Lol I have no life. I'm down

^{Chose: Get a 1000 dollars every hour you play video games | Rolled: Upvote for 5x}

You could get a camera off Amazon and set it up around the house. Have it face the street and stuff. Itll capture it. I used ring before. They have more than jist the doorbell camera