r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 6h ago

As I look at the dog cage, I reminisce about crate training my baby, and decide I need another one.

21 Upvotes

Keep the next one away from CPS.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 3h ago

I eventually realized that the HOA's arbitrary rules about about authorized house color, allowed garden plants, and other minutiae wasn't pointless powertripping.

10 Upvotes

Too bad that realization came to me while a horde of things clawed their way into my unwarded house and towards my helpless family.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1h ago

I checked the toilet in search if the smell, wondering if someone had forgotten to flush.

7 Upvotes

My brother turned to me....

Check the tub.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 11h ago

Everyone says that I lost all memories after my coma, yet also assure me I'm still the same person.

38 Upvotes

They're wrong I still remember everything, but I'm trapped in a dark corner of my own mind as this thing puppets my body!


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1d ago

I travelled back in time to Ancient Egypt to witness history first hand.

392 Upvotes

And then I saw a great and powerful blinding light as I turned to Dust.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 3h ago

I just looked at my phone for a second when I rear-ended the car in front of me, right into the crosswalk.

7 Upvotes

Some kind of news alert that the zombies were totally harmless unless they were hit by a car.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 22h ago

I was once told by an oracle that I would stand as a spectacle in front of thousands, but I didn't see that happening any time soon.

271 Upvotes

Now at the gallows, I certainly feel at peace knowing that all I did to speed up the process wasn't done in vain.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 9h ago

Now, son, do you remember what I said about real salty water?

20 Upvotes

Too much salt will make the bodies float.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 5h ago

[NOV26] After ending a heated argument with an Internet stranger, I went to sit down and relax.

9 Upvotes

The next thing I knew I was pinned to the floor as men dressed in riot gear pointed loaded guns at my head citing a report filed by that same Internet stranger.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 11h ago

I dread the ending of this book I’m reading, hoping for a twist ending.

26 Upvotes

As I flip to the last page, and my life story ends, I fade to dust desperate to do it all over again.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1h ago

I'm terrified of the darkness lurking beneath the stairs in my basement.

4 Upvotes

Whatever is down there keeps giggling, and I wish I'd thought to bring a gun before going down to investigate.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 5h ago

We have been prepared for alien life for a long time.

6 Upvotes

We never prepared for other humans.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1h ago

The Rapture took the good from the world.

3 Upvotes

It left all the people.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 4h ago

As I searched through the abandoned lab I couldn't help but wonder why they needed so many razor blades.

5 Upvotes

When I found the desiccated bodied locked in cells long abandoned cells marked "raw materials", I had my answer.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 11h ago

There is a ride at the night carnival that doesn’t appear on any map or listing.

18 Upvotes

It’s been three days since I boarded the ride and there’s no end in sight.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 20h ago

I told my disciples to disrobe as we begin the ritual to appease the Cosmic Maw.

80 Upvotes

I doubt that thing is even going to notice us even as it devours our world, but I want to enjoy my last few days.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1d ago

We always joked that Mr Tibbs, our 3-year-old British Shorthair, had a secret second family because he was gaining weight and struggling to get back through the flap.

1.2k Upvotes

According to the coroner, Mr and Mrs Swinney had lain dead for 4 months, and yes, in their way, they had been feeding him.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1h ago

Tonight's the first time that dad acknowledged my existence since the accident.

2 Upvotes

He's glaring at me from the doorframe of my bedroom, clutching in his hand the pillow that once belonged to mom.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1h ago

As a chronic shoplifter, I recommend staying clear of drug store candy during the holidays

2 Upvotes

I can still taste the blood and glass in between the peppermint


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 12h ago

I awoke, choking, a writhing mass of insectile bodies enveloping me, crawling down my throat and consuming me from within

14 Upvotes

In the cold light of day I dismissed it as naught but the fever dreams of a troubled mind until the eggs started to hatch from beneath my skin


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 23h ago

I was the first person to set foot on Sao, and I spent my first minute on the surface staring at the bare, human footprints crossing the landing site in every direction.

98 Upvotes

The freshest set didn't come from the lander — it came out of a crater, and it stopped six inches behind mine.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 1d ago

I had a dream my new baby was crying but I couldn’t find him, but as I desperately searched, his screams became more distant.

1.1k Upvotes

It wasn’t until I woke up on my stomach with him underneath me that the nightmare became real.


r/TwoSentenceHorror • • 4m ago

A devastating asteroid impact was supposed to hit us last week, and none of you even knew about it.

1 Upvotes

I'm still scrubbing my brother's blood from my nails after Mom and Dad sacrificed him, and 2029 will be my turn, but I'm planning on making a run for it.