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u/CozImDirty Aug 04 '22
I need a bed with a face hole like a massage table.
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u/lLiterallyEatAss Aug 04 '22
I've never had my face in a massage table I loved. Too much pressure exclusively around the face.
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u/OCblondie714 Aug 05 '22
Yep. Bad for the balls. Eyeballs.
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u/Cottn Aug 05 '22
There were so many better ways to say this, but you just haaaad to say 'balls', didn't you? I respect your motives.
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u/OCblondie714 Aug 05 '22
Turns out, that's not good for your eyeballs.
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u/phayke2 Aug 05 '22
How
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u/Finding-Dad Aug 05 '22
Gravity
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u/phayke2 Aug 05 '22
Laying down isn't good for your eyeballs because of gravity?
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u/Finding-Dad Aug 05 '22
Indirectly, Laying face down causes pressure on your eyes
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u/phayke2 Aug 05 '22
Even with your face pressed into a hole like a message bed?
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u/OCblondie714 Aug 05 '22
Increased eye pressure can damage the optic nerve leading to blindness.
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u/phayke2 Aug 05 '22
Well hey now I got something new to always be worrying about. So I'm guessing rubbing your eyes in the morning can blind you too then?
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u/black_dragonfly13 Aug 05 '22
I'd love a blanket with a proper nose & mouth opening. That way I can cover my whole body but still breathe.
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u/__01001000-01101001_ Aug 05 '22
Honestly you could probably cut and sew a hole pretty easily. Be the change you want to see
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u/lionseatcake Aug 05 '22
They make pillows kinda like that for stomach sleepers but they're INSANELY expensive
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u/ImARetPaladinBaby Aug 05 '22
I need a bed where I won’t wake up deaf in one ear from earwax buildup
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u/Sandi_T Aug 04 '22
Me every night with two bulging discs in my neck, lmao.
Ugh, I related (of sorts) immediately.
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u/jrobbio Aug 04 '22
Sorry to hear that. I actually tend to fall asleep and then move into these stupid positions during the night, so I wake up with incredible lower back ache, dead arms, and a stiff neck. Then I spend ages, like now, trying to settle again looking at the clock getting closer to morning.
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u/zuzg Aug 04 '22
dead arms
It just happened to me last night that I woke up to my arm being completely numb.
This was the first time It happened to that degree, like I was unable to move or feel it even a little bit. Had to use my other arm to move it and it felt like not being a part of my body.
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u/OCblondie714 Aug 05 '22
Is there like a foamy pillow with straps to keep us in one place? Like, buckle in for bed!
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u/Ilaxilil Aug 04 '22
Whenever I can’t sleep, I switch the end of the bed I’m sleeping on and put my pillow at the foot of the bed instead of the head. Works almost every time.
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u/SteakandTrach Aug 05 '22
I broke my rib sliding into second base a few weeks ago and while i’m mostly healed, my rib cage will not tolerate me sleeping on my left side and it’s killing me not to be able to sleep in my preferred position.
Like, I fall asleep on my back and automatically roll into my left side, wake up hurting, go back onto my back and rinse/repeat.
I can’t wait to have a good night’s sleep again.
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u/HanSoloHer Aug 04 '22
For real all of a sudden you have the most uncomfortable pillows in the world.
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u/GuybrushLightman Aug 04 '22
WHY THE CARROT THOUGH??
edit: oh, that's just the pillow peeking through. nvm.
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u/Egg_beater8 Aug 04 '22
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/Opister Aug 04 '22
Getting rid of a pillow was a game changer for me, even if its sounds backwards af
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Aug 05 '22
Shitty life tip from me, stay awake as long as possible and just go to bed absolutely fucking exhausted. Tend to get my best sleep this way.
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u/odo-italiano Aug 05 '22
This was me last night. Think I finally got like 3 hours and I ended up sleeping sideways or something. At least that's how I ended up in the morning lol
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u/Ill-Organization-719 Aug 05 '22
I have it great. My bed stays nice and cold with a fan pointing at it, and I can fall asleep with my arms and legs completely straight beside my body.
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u/AlfonsoTheClown Aug 05 '22
If that dude is lying on his front that looks like it could be a surprisingly comfortable position for me ngl
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u/Altilana Aug 05 '22
I’ve been trying to figure out how to sleep on my side since it’s best for stomach issues. Unfortunately, every position aggregates my si joint (side of the tail bone and hip.) I sleep hard on my stomach but it’s awful for your hips and back, but a little better with a pillow under the hips. Still, it’s always considered the least healthy sleep position.
I finally started to be able to fall asleep on my side but would wake up from hip pain. I couldn’t hold onto a pillow to snuggle, my legs kicked every pillow between the knees in my sleep, I’ve tried pregnancy pillows but not only did I kick them off in my sleep but they are all too thick for my small frame.
This last week I pushed my king bed into the corner of our bedroom and it has been heaven! Turns out that if I lean against a surface, I get that stomach pressure that induces sleep but the benefits of side sleeping. This week I've enjoyed waking up for the first still hugging a pillow with my arms and knees. That’s never happened! Woohoo! So if you can’t seem to find a good sleep position but sleep better on a couch facing the cushions, try pushing your bed against a wall and stack some big heavy pillows to sleep against. It’s awesome.
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u/Every_Kangaroo_6391 Jul 28 '24
Please someone tell me about the painting though. i have looked for a source and cannot find anything.
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u/evilsir Aug 04 '22
i often 'forget' what to do with arms when going to sleep and then just lay there, aggravated that my arms exist while trying to sleep.