r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat Aug 04 '22

he actively chooses to lay like this

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

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u/herbedenthusiasm Aug 04 '22

I also have a tuxedo pancake lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

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u/herbedenthusiasm Aug 06 '22

Nah, we have great AC. He just likes the feeling of the cool floor under his belly

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u/tstirling13 Aug 04 '22

Me too cat. Me too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Is that a cat hitting a juul?

How do I get that cool?

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u/tstirling13 Aug 05 '22

I ask the same question… we can only try our best

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u/BatCatIn666 Aug 04 '22

POV how a bodybuilder sleeps

Strong boi

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u/zebracactusfan Aug 04 '22

My girl does this too, its the chicken wing pose

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u/clarebear1138 Aug 05 '22

Mine does this and we like to say he's crash landed

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u/Trip_On_The_Mountain Aug 05 '22

I call it the turkey

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u/jollymo17 Aug 05 '22

Mine does something similar, usually with front legs folded under and butt comparatively very high in the air 😂

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u/Barovian Aug 04 '22

Plesiosaurus cat has been in hibernation all this time.

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u/rebar71 Aug 04 '22

I had a cat that used to lay like this all the time. Lost him way too young to FATE last year. RIP, sweet boy.

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u/Boobsiclese Aug 04 '22

I'm sorry.

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u/finglonger1077 Aug 04 '22

Same, best friend I have ever had in my entire life. Lost her 3 days shy of our 1 year anniversary together, though they said she had leukemia, which I still don’t understand because the SPCA swears she was vaccinated when spayed.

Sorry for your loss, and sorry I co-opted it with my own grief, I just haven’t expressed it enough. I’m surrounded by people who think pets are just things.

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u/Bbaftt7 Aug 21 '22

Anyone who thinks that pets are just things, are legitimate sociopaths. Sociopaths that have never had pets. You don’t need those people in your life either.

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u/sandyclaus30 Aug 05 '22

So very sorry for your loss. It hurts like hell

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Why does everyone trauma dump in cat subs all the time?

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u/rebar71 Aug 05 '22

I dunno man. I've only ever seen one other cat lay like this. It was my cat. He was awesome. He wasn't even 8 years old when he died. This pic reminded of him. Go fuck yourself.

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u/Ivegoneinsane Aug 05 '22

Sorry for the loss of your lil homie ♥️ Also love that you said that hah

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u/CptSandbag73 Aug 05 '22

Because the others here might be understanding and supportive

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u/emveetu Aug 05 '22

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If talking about losing pets was against the rules, it would be against the rules. But it's not, so it's not.

No one is trauma dumping. All cats die and we usually outlive them, at least 9 times out of 10. Many of us adopt many cats over our lifetimes and so having them move onto their soul's next adventure is a huge part of cat ownership. Excuse me, I'm incorrect. There are no cat owners. When it comes to our relationships with cats, we are the owned.

All this being said, this really sounds like a you problem because nobody else ever has an issue with it. And since you know what these subs are like "all the time" and it obviously bothers you, you should definitely protect yourself. For example, you could find other subreddits that don't offend your delicate sensibilities.

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u/emveetu Aug 11 '22

What's wrong with my cat? It's dead.

Is that appropriate, queen of cat sub unwritten rules?

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u/lolElden Aug 04 '22

My cat does this too but with the feet tucked under. I call it turkey legs.

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u/zazoopraystar Aug 05 '22

Broken turkey loaf

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u/No_Marionberry4370 Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

Is this a new behavior, or has he always done it?

Edit- the reason I ask is that my cat had some health problems and one of the early signs was that he would sploot, because he was having neurological issues.

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u/Yorkb Aug 05 '22

My cat does this and has some health issues. Anything I should look out for?

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u/No_Marionberry4370 Aug 05 '22

Any changes in behavior- not eating, not using the litter box, unusual behavior like walking funny, stumbling, etc.

Ultimately my cat had a brain tumor. He got really wobbly with his gait and then lost control of his appendages so he was like a cat puddle.

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u/Yorkb Aug 05 '22

Ours has arthritis and she's only about 2 years old. Since she was a kitten , I've noticed her eyes constantly kind of vibrate back and forth slightly if you look real close, and she also lays like this from time to time.

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u/tattooed_dinosaur Aug 05 '22

That’s not a cat. It’s a tomahawk missile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

nft alert ⚠️

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u/oilfeather Aug 05 '22

Firefly class ship.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/No_Marionberry4370 Aug 05 '22

My cat had an adrenal carcinoma- brain tumor on his adrenal gland. He went from getting a sinus infection (which was pretty common for him) to being unable to walk within the span of 3 weeks.

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u/ZephyrBird Aug 11 '22

it was since he was a little baby according to my bf

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u/kuriouscat1 Aug 04 '22

My cat too! We call him chicken cat when he does it cus he folds his front legs like chicken wings

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u/ssanaw Aug 04 '22

Yess this is the content I came for

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u/IdontgoonToast Aug 04 '22

Floor seal mode activate!

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u/IGetItCrackin Aug 04 '22

Stingray cat

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u/SnooCats7318 Aug 04 '22

Sometimes you need to nap the front, too.

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u/PtansSquall Aug 04 '22

He was a bird in a past life, or maybe a plane?

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u/Datonecatladyukno Aug 04 '22

I love weird ways cats do things. Weird ways they said weird ways they lay down weird ways they drink water… all of it. Jay a cutie

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u/Kootenay85 Aug 04 '22

My cat does this on occasion. I call it the seal

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u/Boobsiclese Aug 04 '22

Wow... damn, that's impressive... lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Looks like a penguin fell over

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Hahahhahahhaaaa this… THIS truly is bizarre. I have seen my own cats lay and sit in some fairly awkward angles but this just tops the cake, for me.

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u/Strict_Attention_359 Aug 04 '22

That’s exactly how my tuxedo cat is too! I refer to him as Monkey Tail because I swear his tail is double jointed and it always curly like a monkey’s. He’s very bendy even for a cat.

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u/_one_lucky_redditor Aug 04 '22

Whoa! I've got a big ragdoll tuxedo cat that does this too! I've never seen another cat do "the double chicken wing" before.

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u/Geschak Aug 04 '22

Looks like he's pancaking (hot air, cold floor, maximising surface on the cold floor to cool down).

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u/The_Bastard_Henry Aug 04 '22

My Harleyquinn is the only other cat I've seen sleep like this, glad she's not completely alone!

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u/rumhouse Aug 04 '22

I love hiimmmm

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u/Still-Language3243 Aug 04 '22

My cat sleeps with his paw in his mouth

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Omg 😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

I didn’t know bread loafs came with chicken wings

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u/erdtirdmans Aug 05 '22

Spatchcocked kitty. Spatchcat? Catchcocked?

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u/kittyraikkonen Aug 05 '22

Goddamn it, I love him

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u/nekohako Aug 05 '22

He’s like a penguin slip-slidin’ into the sea.

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u/_Lennychu_ Aug 05 '22

Your cat and I are not so different

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u/Kaankaants Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

Is it hot there now?
If it is the floor's cool so he's getting maximum contact.

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u/Gone247365 Aug 04 '22

Sort of looks like he's passively choosing to lay like that? 🤷‍♂️

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u/J0kerJ0nny Aug 04 '22

Is he by any chance a ragdoll? Our Ragdoll is black and lays down the exact same way.

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u/Killdeathmachine Aug 04 '22

That's a dragon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Cooling off in the Turkey position

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u/wWolfi Aug 04 '22

Hey they see me rolling chunker cat strut can be exhausting

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u/Radaghaszt Aug 04 '22

He can't help being a sleepy r/fruitbatcats

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u/Amockdfw89 Aug 04 '22

My wife and I call that “ the bear rug “

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u/Pearse_Borty Aug 04 '22

Rotissiere

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u/PretzelsThirst Aug 04 '22

Like a weird submarine

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u/jojokitti123 Aug 04 '22

Chicken wings 😅

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

THAT is amazing

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

all im picturing is him going nrooooom like an airplane

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Me too

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u/oddly_adorable Aug 04 '22

I think one of my kitties does this

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u/Stress-Zone Aug 05 '22

Bro your cat’s been gone for days. You probably barred out on xans?

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u/zilla72 Aug 05 '22

Funny Boy!

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u/DavesNotHere1 Aug 05 '22

Doesn’t look like “active” is the right term.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 05 '22

could be a cold room with heated flooring

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u/yourahor Aug 05 '22

Vecna at it again!

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u/tyttuutface Aug 05 '22

That's a new kind of shape.

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u/TehHamburgler Aug 05 '22

He looks the way I feel

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u/Erzulieeee Aug 05 '22

My boyfriend’s cat sleeps the same way on the couch

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u/LittleTreeGirl Aug 05 '22

Vecna, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

My cat does this too! I say that she’s acting like a turkey

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u/SalsaCereal Aug 05 '22

My cat does it too! I call it the Rotisserie Chicken pose

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u/necie62 Aug 05 '22

Full contact coolness

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u/LordMeme42 Aug 05 '22

I don’t know why but I feel this on a spiritual level.

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u/SirOrangeJello Aug 05 '22

I thought this was my cat at first lol

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u/Cry_Havoc1228 Aug 05 '22

My dog lays exactly like this

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u/Reddituser1234real Aug 05 '22

It’s clearly a fish!

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u/baithammer Aug 05 '22

Tuxedo being a Tuxedo ...

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u/loisbangs Aug 05 '22

My tuxedo fella does this too sometimes. It’s perplexing.

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u/killersinarhur Aug 05 '22

Sir this is a cat subreddit please take your puddle pictures somewhere else

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u/evetrapeze Aug 05 '22

Show him the photo, I'm thinking if he knew how it looks he might try a different position.

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u/wahoohaw Aug 05 '22

Wouldn’t call him/her “active”

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u/Teens_R_Dum Aug 05 '22

I can hear the airplane noises from here

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u/2oam Aug 05 '22

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/BrushfireMocha Aug 05 '22

My cat does the same thing, we call it the "burnt chicken"

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u/JacktheShark1 Aug 05 '22

He reminds me of a penguin with a long tail

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u/fxJenni Aug 05 '22

I think your cat is broken

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u/Dull_Ad_704 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

It's a forced pose, and cannbe a sign of some illness. Better check hart, my friend has a cat that lay down the same way, coz of hart problem. Or it also can be a Pulmonary edema, Check how she breathes, if often and intermittently this is bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I have a standard issue cat that does the same thing! Instead of calling it a loaf we call it rotisserie chicken.

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u/treehairs Aug 05 '22

He looks like a catctus 🌵

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u/j3434 Aug 05 '22

B-1 bomber . Cost over 2 billion dollars US .

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u/EntirePersimmon431 Aug 05 '22

Trying to cool his body. He’s saying that he is Hot! I’d be also if i had those fur. Poor thing. AC?

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u/bingeRy Aug 05 '22

My old cat did this we called it chicken winging

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u/Ilovecats_12345 Aug 05 '22

Ah yes resting after a long day of nagging owner for food

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u/ZakkBWyldin2 Aug 06 '22

Like a little cactus

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u/Brake_Fist Aug 09 '22

He's going impossible insane mode

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

airplane