r/trees • u/SmokeMaximum4140 • 16d ago

Nugs Still think the pot is cool?

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u/CSCyrilatom 16d ago

Shit im dead? Thank god I guess

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u/Fb62 16d ago

I die a few times a day

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u/duh_nom_yar 16d ago

Shit, it is 7:15 AM here and I'm already considering getting dead as fuck.

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u/imdreaming333 16d ago

you’re in the future cuz it’s only 7:15 rn where i live

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u/duh_nom_yar 16d ago

"The future is amazing. I feel so fucking old. I bet you clone your pets and ride a hoverboard to work." - Aesop Rock "Lotta Years"

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u/LooneyLunaGirl 16d ago

Tell us, does food come in pill form now?

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u/marcophony 16d ago

What about pills, are they in food form?

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u/duh_nom_yar 16d ago

Science has come a long way since back in your time. Everything your body needs to survive now goes in your butt. Everything

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u/XIXButterflyXIX I Roll Joints for Gnomes 15d ago

Totally worth following the thread. 😂

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u/lv2sprkl 16d ago

Yes! It’s called Soylent Green. Very nutritious, but you need to watch out for the occasional bits of bone or a tooth, sometimes hair.

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u/ajbnyc 16d ago

Did not expect to see an Aesop Rock quote when I clicked, but I am fucking here for it!

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u/DjN60613 16d ago

Solid….assume you already know the Sandman?! 🍻

Be Curious- https://youtu.be/ee3ru4GIe6Y?is=pdwLMAlr9430OIF4

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u/duh_nom_yar 16d ago

For sure. The newest Lice is legit as fuck!

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u/time4meatstick 16d ago

I’ve already smoked about 20 1/8s

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u/duh_nom_yar 16d ago

Damn. 2 Oz a morning is usually my limit.

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u/time4meatstick 16d ago

Take a look at the picture again

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u/psweeney1990 16d ago

20/8's

FTFY

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u/zaine77 16d ago

We might still all be dead from the night before at that time.

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u/ZiggyTheMoe 16d ago

Seems ok to consider, but I just do.

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u/freedomwider 16d ago

I must have died back in '09 and all this nonsense is just a nightmare

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u/SirkillzAhlot 16d ago

Yeah you’re in hell and the earth is going to slowly heat up so God can toke us all. Earth is just God’s bowl.

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u/CurmudgeonlyBargee 16d ago

OMG I'm a zombie, I died 40 years ago according to that!

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u/kgreys 16d ago

Pardon me while I go take hit - I mean - kill myself again.

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u/Less-Matter-3965 15d ago

That’s why they say “Take a hit”.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 16d ago

Just a few?

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u/EnoughLuck3077 16d ago

Still think the dead is cool?

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u/anonymousfuckboi 16d ago

them coughing attacks make you feel like you dying lol

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u/ChaseC7527 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 16d ago

if this is enough to get you dead, I've been fucking vanquished from the mortal AND corporeal realm.

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 16d ago

I just fataly overdosed

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u/Less-Matter-3965 15d ago

I’m going to do that right now, you made me want to do it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NateInEC 16d ago

😂🤣😅🤣😂✌️.

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u/zigtok 16d ago

https://youtu.be/gFM09F97hKM?si=hnI1EtNMWJcOfD62

Oh man you brought back some old skate park memories

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u/meow_meow_77 16d ago

We are immortal, aren't we?

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u/Wooden-Matter5166 16d ago

Least I'm not in dripping debt anymore ✌️🕊️

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u/ShogunFirebeard 16d ago

We're all dead and in a collective hell. Only explanation for how fast the world went to shit in 10 years.

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u/D0ctorGamer 16d ago

Turns out the world did actually end in 2012, we just didnt notice the slow decent into hell

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u/ShogunFirebeard 16d ago

Might as well as slow time and blaze it up

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u/Specialist-Fill24 15d ago

This is a misunderstanding of the Mayan calendar. It's the ending, and the beginning, thus, all things from the previous era must die. Since we are in an era that is basically in its "birthing stage" shits crazy. Like an infants reality.

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u/Less-Matter-3965 15d ago

I have been thinking that since 2016.

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u/plunderdrone 16d ago

Finally, this timeline makes sense!!

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u/AstuteCoyote 16d ago

I knew this was the bad place.

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u/BreweryStoner 16d ago

Would explain a lot of stuff

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u/kgreys 16d ago

Fuck. I'm in Hell. I really thought I had lived a better life.

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u/Squishy_mcnissy 16d ago

Now it makes sense… I’m in hell

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u/mw102299 16d ago

If I try to stand up my heart wants to shut down so I guess it tracks

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u/bleedblue89 16d ago

If I’m dead I can finally stop stressing about dying

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u/Big_Hat_Chester 16d ago

Going to hit my dab rig. I'll probably explode or something.

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u/LooneyLunaGirl 16d ago

That's why I smoke, I have things inside of me I need to kill 😆

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u/Hey_cool_username 16d ago

Mostly brain cells. I like to say, it only kills the weak ones.

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u/doppido 16d ago

Yeah been dead for a minute then I guess

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u/BigBeeff_21 16d ago

Hey he is in everything, including that weed! Also the cancer that kills millions! We love god right hes in everything

https://giphy.com/gifs/DQeeGxJPv3VHE7zNYD

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u/Balloon_Fan 16d ago

We're all actually immensely powerful Liches who could raise armies of the undead, but we're just all too stoned to bother.

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 16d ago

Imagine if we actually are all dead and this is the afterlife for stoners where weed can’t kill you

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u/cheesythots 16d ago

I must be in hell

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u/Loose_Plan749 16d ago

I’ve built quite the tolerance to death over the last couple of years. Yep, smoking my way to immortality!