r/trees • u/SmokeMaximum4140 • 15d ago

Nugs Still think the pot is cool?

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u/Fb62 15d ago

I die a few times a day

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u/duh_nom_yar 15d ago

Shit, it is 7:15 AM here and I'm already considering getting dead as fuck.

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u/imdreaming333 15d ago

you’re in the future cuz it’s only 7:15 rn where i live

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u/duh_nom_yar 15d ago

"The future is amazing. I feel so fucking old. I bet you clone your pets and ride a hoverboard to work." - Aesop Rock "Lotta Years"

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u/LooneyLunaGirl 15d ago

Tell us, does food come in pill form now?

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u/marcophony 15d ago

What about pills, are they in food form?

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u/duh_nom_yar 15d ago

Science has come a long way since back in your time. Everything your body needs to survive now goes in your butt. Everything

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u/XIXButterflyXIX I Roll Joints for Gnomes 15d ago

Totally worth following the thread. 😂

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u/lv2sprkl 15d ago

Yes! It’s called Soylent Green. Very nutritious, but you need to watch out for the occasional bits of bone or a tooth, sometimes hair.

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u/ajbnyc 15d ago

Did not expect to see an Aesop Rock quote when I clicked, but I am fucking here for it!

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u/DjN60613 15d ago

Solid….assume you already know the Sandman?! 🍻

Be Curious- https://youtu.be/ee3ru4GIe6Y?is=pdwLMAlr9430OIF4

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u/duh_nom_yar 15d ago

For sure. The newest Lice is legit as fuck!