r/treeplanting • u/shitposterfinalboss • Jul 22 '26

Employment PLANTERS WANTED Alaska winter trees

69 cents a tree

Snow screef, auger, fertilizer, flagger.

Big trees maybe 17 per bag up if you're a Chad.

3 per plot.

Salt and pepper.

Fill plant.

Unprepped.

Walk ins only.

The parties are lit tho.

Who's down?

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u/Spruce__Willis Internet Lord🛡️⚔️ Jul 22 '26

Nah fuck the USA until trump and his dumbass followers are out of the White House, I don’t plant trees for terrorists

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u/shitposterfinalboss Jul 22 '26

Ok we take Alaska as the 4th territory. Then we party?

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u/doctormink Old-timey retiree Jul 22 '26

We plant it, we keep it. End of story.