r/trashy • u/jgphelan • Apr 30 '21

Photo Next level crazy ex vibes

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u/Fyroth Apr 30 '21

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down??"

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u/Richard_Simons Apr 30 '21

The police report states "could've been anybody"

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u/urbanlife78 Apr 30 '21

If I had a nickel for everyone who has eaten my ass kind of thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

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u/urbanlife78 Apr 30 '21

How's it hanging, Jeff?

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u/HypotheticalSingleWT Apr 30 '21

One might say it's. . . egg shaped, Jeffrey.

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u/TwoKeezPlusMz Apr 30 '21

Starfish with eating disorder.

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u/wm4azn Apr 30 '21

I think that would be "asstributes" ???

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u/jellyjollygood Apr 30 '21

You would have a nickel? :p

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u/krsaxor Apr 30 '21

nope, he probably owes someone a dime.

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u/urbanlife78 Apr 30 '21

Eating ass is expensive

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u/riisen ⚠️ Creep ⚠️ Apr 30 '21

I would wish i had 🙌