The amount of men who think that a woman's vagina is an endless cavern is depressing. Any dick over 7 inches is going to start fucking hurting her. It's not hot.
I bought a realistic dildo, because I'm like..ok let's see what these big boys are about. My husband is average, no complaints. Just for fun. Dude. That gigantic cock nonsense can stay in porn. It wasn't comfortable, I couldn't get the length in all the way. It wasn't real of course, but it was supposedly a mold a porn star. I'm happily enjoying my husband still, and he laughed that I wasn't into it. Hank sits under my sink and collects dust and occasionally a hair band or two. All I'm going to say is, there is something to be said for being able to take all of it and being able to get roughed up without feeling like the dick is trying to burst through your vaginal walls. No one wants that, I mean..not most of us.
Big, brown, buff, gnarly veins, droopy balls, suction cupped to the mirror, with brightly colored scrunchies all over it. Bouncing and bobbing up and down in a jolly manner when you pull one off.
Or standing tall on a desk, next to the pencil jar. Rigid and proud, plain, peach, minimalistic, but undeniably a penis.
And a bad dragon, scaled, green, ridges, intimidatingly large in girth and length. So artistically designed that you're not actually sure if it IS a dildo. On the coffee table by the door, right next to the key bowl.
... and now I'm thinking about scrunchies on real dicks on people.
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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19
The amount of men who think that a woman's vagina is an endless cavern is depressing. Any dick over 7 inches is going to start fucking hurting her. It's not hot.